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Over the Infinite Chapter 14 Part 5

With the technology in this city I won’t be surprised if they had stuff like VR which was only a fantasy in the world I used to be in. I’d love to play them. If there’s any kind of hentai involved I’m even fine with it being a death game. But if I was to play, it should be after renting a room not in this dorm. With this PC-ish thing I don’t even know how to delete my browser history, so I want to avoid leaving any sort of data here and having newcomers know my fetish.

Yuki did say he could only find adventurer related information, but I wonder if it’s possible to find housing websites. During the trial time period we get a month free of rent, but from next month we’ll have to pay. This place is convenient since it’s next to the guild building, but places like baths are shared so if possible I’d like to rent a place. I’ve heard the fees are similar, maybe there’ll be somewhere with no deposit.

Tsuna 「Ah, the vampire did say they’re sharing porn on their blog.」

It was mentioned in the beginner’s course. I’m still unsure about the controls, but he’s working in the guild so there would at least be a link to the site, right? After a bit of struggling, I found the vampire Werner Riatt’s blog. The main content seems to be porn reviews, brothel recommendations and a diary about his child. Why did he put that all on the same website? Now I feel bad for his poor child.

Anyway, he seems to be an oddly relatable vampire. I imagined them to be more of a high classed species that lives separately from humans. If anything, looking down on us people. I’ve only met him among the whole species though, so maybe that dude was the only oddball. Surely other vampires aren’t like him.

The pictures show his lovely daughter. Maybe they’re all born elegant, but she’s so beautiful that I’d love to ask her out after perhaps another two or three years. The red dress matches the red hair and looks so sweet. My age range is rather broad so being a bit young is never an issue to me. Above or below my age doesn’t matter at all. Well, sadly, she doesn’t seem to be an adventurer or something from what I can tell from the diary, so I don’t think We’ll ever happen to meet each other.

Tsuna 「Oh god this brothel page is great」

The vampire said the quality of the girls we can choose depends on our ranks as an adventurer, but nevermind that, this is great. Even the girls that you can choose regardless of your rank look really good. I can’t even imagine what higher ranked options are like at this rate.

The website that Werner states that the pictures aren’t edited already shows so many girls that look so cute to the point that I have probably never even seen such good looking girls in my former life. Especially, the recommended girl’s personal pages are wild. Here you can look at a close-up of their face and a full picture of their body; it’s not only their face that’s beautiful. There’s not even a single Miss Ugly type picture that I used to find in my past life. Not even a singular one.

There’s also species other than humans as options. There aren’t any species such as lizard people since that’s quite a different genre and monsters like goblins and orcs aren’t in this list, but you can find most species that look close to humans. Like those with white wings and water fairies that I’ve never heard of. Bunny ears, dog ears, fox ears and cat ears… I’m not that keen for the last option but anyway. There’s elves and young looking dwarfs too. There’s the sexy monster succubus as well.

What is this place, a paradise? I might end up referring to Werner as my master.

… I, I might just become hole brothers? This Nina-chan he recommends looks quite good. It’s fine to get rid of my virginity in this world, right? Right. Even the price is affordable. It’s definitely not cheap, but it is also a price that I can pay now. Like I have that money from selling my trial dungeon completion video. Just once is no problem. I can also do two or three times in a row. I can do it until the morning.

Tsuna 「W, well, acting fast is a good thing right?」

I’m not the type of boy who gets embarrassed or worried over stuff like this. … Address, address. Err, near the central crossing station? That’s probably close to the dungeon teleporter we used. Ah, good, I have a Werner mark coupon as well. It’s the type that you print out, so adding more options and increasing time is possible too.

~o~

Printer, where’s a printer. There isn’t one in the room. Oh wait, it’s a shared one. There’s a shared printer in this dorm. Printing a brothel coupon in the shared room with a shared printer does need some courage, but it’s okay, I’m not the type of boy who cares about stuff like that.

~o~

So, how do I print this… oh, here.

Tsuna 「Just gonna press this」

?? 「What are you doing?」

Tsuna「Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!」

I didn’t realise someone was right behind me and just screamed so hard. It was just Yuki.

Yuki 「What? I did knock.」

Tsuna 「Err, yeah, yeah, of course you did knock.」

I didn’t notice at all though. I wasn’t thinking very straight too busy thinking about Nina-chan. Such a dangerous website.

This guild dorm room unlocks for people that the system recognises with some unknown technology. It’s automatically locked and there’s no key needed to enter, so quite convenient. Yuki and I changed the settings to allow each other in the room, as long as the owner of the room is in. So, Yuki being here isn’t a bad thing. It isn’t, but still.

Yuki 「I brought the video data we talked about earlier」

Tsuna 「Oh, oh, th, thanks. It helps a lot.」

Yuki handed me a USB-like stick. Looking at the shape of the connector, it should go in the PC ish thing directly.

Yuki 「Do you know how to use it? Any chance you weren’t really used to computers in your former life?」

Tsuna 「Er, what, um, yeah, I’m fine. I’m relatively okay with computers I think. Just not used to the ones here.」

Yuki 「What are you panicking about? … Ah, were you looking at porn or something? Wait, is that a brothel website?! Aren’t you acting a bit fast? We just came to this city… I mean it’s your money so I don’t care but like, still.」

I have been seen. My pureness has been disgusting.

Yuki 「Oh, so I appeared the moment you printed that coupon. Funny timing.」

Tsuna 「 It’s not funny! I’m just a pure dude man!」

Yuki 「Whatever, whatever. Huh, isn’t this that vampire’s website? … Why’s a guild worker posting blogs like this.」

I don’t know, ask him yourself.

Yuki 「Are you actually going now? You’re so active」

Tsuna 「Err yeah, I’ve kinda calmed down now. …Yuki you’re a girl inside right, are you fine with stuff like this?」

I swear he was quite startled when we talked about porn in the beginner’s course.

Yuki 「I don’t care if it’s not about me being seen like that.」

Tsuna 「Oh, oh, okay. … Th, then, do you want to come with me? I was feeling a bit nervous going alone.」

Yuki 「I’m NOT going!!!」

Leaving the words “what do you even think I am”, he left the room angrily. Hmm, it’s still hard to tell what kind of position he is in. So difficult. I mean, he does have a lot of unusual tropes within himself.

… Then, then, shall I just go myself? Shall I? With the Werner mark coupon ticket in one hand, I left the dorm to go to the city at night.