SP – Fairy Village
Royal Capital – Medical Treatment Room.
「Mom……uuuu.」
「Poor thing.」
「This is……horrible.」
We could only watch the women suffer in front of us.
「Don’t look……please……I beg you, don’t look at me.」
Mel hides her face like she doesn’t want to be seen, Nonna sobs, and Sekrit takes out her frustration on her surroundings.
The doctor who did the examination and Natia who tested her new medicine both shake their heads, the elf’s long ears drooping limply.
「How did this happen?」
「Maybe it’s the exposure to a certain moth’s scales.」
Natia adds to the doctor’s assessment.
「If it was only the scales, it would go away after a three-day itch. I believe the extract of the Guroguro mushroom got into Mel-san’s cream. When the extract enters the body along with the scales……」
Natia flips up Mel’s blanket.
「The toes itch furiously and it becomes impossible not to scratch!」
「So it’s a severe case of foot fungus.」
Celia’s comment causes the three to scream.
「Uwaaaahn! It’s so itchy!!」
「This can’t happen to the queen! Not the legal wife!」
「Argh, should I just slice all the skin off!?」
Natia puffs out her chest and declares with a face full of conviction.
「The fungus can’t be cured by any existing medicine! The only option is to obtain the liver from a fairy said to live deep in the forest!!」
And so we set out to the fairy village to cure the foot fungus of Mel and the others.
***
――A Certain Forest
My companions this time are Celia, who has a healthy stomach, Carla, who came because she was bored, and Natia.
「It’s not very tense.」
「Well, our goal is find a cure for the foot fungus.」
We’re carrying weapons as a precaution, but the situation isn’t a life-or-death one.
「Fairies love playing pranks and are known to cause harm to humans. However, they are fundamentally cowardly and are a species not suited for fighting. Their village will not be anywhere dangerous monsters can appear. If you give them alcohol, which they love, they should listen to almost any request.」
「I see. That means they might listen to my naughty requests too.」
Natia, being an elf who lives in the same forest, is way more knowledgeable about the fairies.
「We haven’t played much together recently, Aegir. Let’s proceed slowly and do lewd things along the way.」
Carla cackles as she lines up with me shoulder-to-shoulder.
Unlike the usual travel garb I thought she’d wear, her outfit is short and exposes much of her skin, and when I stick my hand in her crotch I make contact with warm flesh rather than cloth.
「Nn, your finger is inside. I’ll stroke yours too.」
「Woah, if you touch me like that, I won’t be able to control myself.」
「Aegir-sama……your thing is catching onto the branches, don’t get so big.」
Natia maintains a serious expression in contrast to our carefree attitudes.
It makes me feel a little guilty.
「During my previous exploration, it was around here……mh, this presence!」
「You mean this?」
I thrust my enlarged member in front of her.
「……? Higyaa!!」
Natia tilts her head to check and then shrieks as she brushes my thing away.
「Owah! What the-!?」
My dick swings and hits a tree nearby, knocking something down from a branch.
It is smaller than the size of an infant, and closer to that of a baby.
Yet its body is that of a developed adult and there are two translucent wings sprouting from its back that are sprinkling some kind of shiny dust.
Upon closer inspection, I see thick hair on its arms and legs, whereas there is no hair on its head. Blemishes and wrinkles are visible all over the body and the skin generally has an unhealthy complexion.
「Ow……what was that? And did something incredible knock me down?」
A creature stands up while using human speech.
「It’s a tiny old man.」
Celia mutters.
It is exactly as she describes, a baby-sized old man with wings.
「What is this? It’s gross and cute at the same time.」
Carla grabs the old man.
「You’re humans. Why did you come to this place?」
「Mm. We’re searching for the fairy village. Do you know where it is?」
Initially, the old man seemed reluctant to answer, however he makes a dirty face after catching a glimpse of Carla’s cleavage.
「I do. Except it won’t do you any good even if I tell you. You can’t get in unless a fairy invites you.」
「You seem to know quite a bit.」
The old man continues, his face becoming more lecherous when he sees Celia.
「Of course. I’m a fairy after all.」
「Don’t lie, evil spirit.」
When I swat the old man, he gets sent rolling on the ground.
「How rude! I’ll scatter this fairy dust on you!」
He scratches his head, raining a fine white powder on me.
「Stop, that’s disgusting!」
I swat him away again, and he hits the root of a tree.
On impact, he lets out a loud fart, belches and then stands up before hocking a loogie.
「Ew……」
「I won’t acknowledge this vulgar thing as a fairy!」
「Eeeh, but it’s so gross it’s cute. Okay, let’s keep searching for the fairies then.」
We try to leave the old man behind, but he suddenly sniffs the air.
「Wait a second. I smell something nice!!」
His pot belly jiggles as he runs to build up speed, then he flies to the wineskin I’m carrying.
「You’ve got some good stuff here! Man, how mean. If you offered this from the start, I would have escorted you to the village.」
The old man, whose mood seems to have improved in an instant, flies up with a smile on his face.
I silently turn to Natia, who is confused.
She doesn’t seem confident about whether that guy is a fairy.
「I can tell just by the scent that it’s good wine. Aah, I can’t wait to try it, us fairies are suckers for alcohol. Personally, I love it so much that my hands shake when I run out.」
「My image of a fairy is completely destroyed.」
Celia is disappointed while Carla is laughing.
「……you can fly with your wings, right? Then stop flapping your arms. You’re getting the fairy dust everywhere.」
I wave away that powder which I can only see as dandruff and follow the self-proclaimed fairy old man.
From the back, I can see he’s wearing a fundoshi. And he didn’t wipe his ass properly……that’s the worst.
***
We arrived at the fairy village without difficulty.
There, fairies similar to the one who guided us can be seen playing freely.
「Come on, come on!!」
「Keep it up! Good, good, good, here comes the big hole!!」
「Ugyaa! I’m totally broke!」
「「「「……」」」」
In the center of the village is a course resembling a race track where rabbits are running.
Needless to say, money is being bet and the fairies are cheering loudly.
「Yes, that’s it!! This is huge!!」
「Uwaーーyou can’t be serious! How am I supposed to know that would happen!!?」
Fairies are also surrounding a stump and throwing pebbles with markings etched on them.
From branch to branch, there are many old men either laying around, sleeping and snoring way louder than expected for a creature of their size, or eating fruits while farting.
When I set down the wine, their eyes lit up.
「H-hey, that’s wine!」
「Wine! It’s wine!!」
「Time to drink!!」
Fairies from all over the village gather around.
They bump each other, hurl insults, and disperse an awful lot of fairy dust.
「This is hell.」
「Let’s give them their drinks, pluck a liver from one of them and go home.」
And then one old man, who doesn’t look any more elegant than the others, approached.
「Humans. The queen has summoned you.」
As much as I want to kick him away, I control myself and follow him, holding out hope that this ‘queen’ will be more of a typical fairy.
The queen is an old lady with purple hair wearing a flashy striped pattern garment.
Honestly, I’m not confident that the queen is a she.
I’m really just betting on the fact it’s a female.
Ignoring me as I slump my shoulders and the three girls who laugh at me, the queen speaks.
「I know what you have come here for as it was shown to me in a dream. You want a liver, right?」
The female directs a sharp gaze at me.
I guess battle can’t be avoided if our goal is discovered.
「It’s no use though. We are contaminated. You will only be infected with poison if you use the liver.」
Natia looks at me and nods.
「I’m convinced. These aren’t fairies. They’re old men.」
Then what are we supposed to do now?
「Evil fairies who live nearby have polluted our spirit tree. If you remove the impurity and punish the evil fairies, you can pick any liver you want.」
「What a wicked queen.」
It’s not like we can go back empty-handed.
「The evil fairies have an appearance you can instantly recognize as evil. Be careful.」
「I doubt there are any fairies more wicked than you.」
***
We left the village and walked for a bit.
「Fufu, fufufufu.」
「Look, humans.」
「Let’s play. It’s been so long since we played with humans.」
In one moment, I hear voices overhead, and the next moment, something floats down in front of us.
Tiny palm-sized ladies with thin limbs and large clear wings clad in clothes made of leaves fly circles around us, giggling and smiling mischievously.
「This is it. This is what a fairy is. Those other things were some variant of evil spirits.」
My exclamation of joy makes the true fairies cover their ears and playfully tell me how loud my voice is.
When I offer my hand, the fairies straddle my index finger.
「Haha, it’s warm.」
Flipping up the leaf covering the body of one of the fairies reveals that she is indeed naked underneath.
「Naughty.」
The fairy escapes my hand and flies in front of my face as if to lead me.
She purposely rolls up a bit of her leaf clothes to draw in my eyes, and then rolls it back down before giggling.
Their size makes it impossible for me to have sex with them, but being able to admire their miniature female bodies isn’t bad.
「Rub rub. Nevermind. Ufufu.」
The fairies dart from my ears to my nose and teasingly rub against me only to fly away when I extend my hand to them.
Their faces are extremely adorable and I can’t sense an ounce of malice from them.
They are the definition of mischievous fairies.
「Mister demon, over here.」
「Come this way, this way.」
Two fairies shake their exposed asses and tempt me.
They lead me to a beautiful field of flowers spread out as far as the eye can see, and although chasing after fairies doesn’t match my character, it still cleanses my heart.
「Fufufu, catch me and I’ll tickle you. Come on―」
As soon as I take a step on the field of flowers, my body sinks.
「Guh!? A swamp?」
The beautiful field of flowers vanishes and is replaced by a bottomless pool of sludge.
「Yay, he fell in!」
「How many seconds will it take for him to sink? I wonder.」
The fairies hover around me as the swamp swallows my body up to my waist.
「Ggh……this……」
I struggle and try to pull myself out.
However, the grass, which is the only thing I can grab, can’t support my weight and won’t do me any good.
Just as I’m about to gather energy in my abdomen and gamble on an all-or-nothing jump, Schwartz runs in, wondering what I’m doing.
Oh, I completely forgot I rode him to get here.
When I grab his leg, the perverted horse shockingly tries to kick me off, but I hold onto his other leg as well and pull myself up with both arms.
As I catch my breath after somehow surviving, a bunch of fairies fly over.
All of them have innocent smiles on their faces.
「Aw, he got out. Boring.」
「Some strange creature interfered.」
「Oh well. Let’s play something else?」
Some kind of powder is sprinkled over me and Schwartz, and because I’m still panting, I end up breathing some of it.
Gradually, an intense feeling of drowsiness and lethargy washes over my body, and my consciousness fades.
Similarly, it seems the others are also being shown illusions as Celia is tangled in vines, Natia is screaming while her head is stuck in the cavity of a tree, and Carla has taken off her skirt and is for some reason sticking her ass in a hole in the ground.
「Carla, why are you……that……」
***
When I wake up, I find myself lying on the ground, my arms tied up with ivy.
Lying next to me, Celia, Carla, and Natia are in a similar situation except the three of them are all naked. For some reason, I have my pants on.
「Nnn, unnh. The tentacle monster……I won’t resist……please don’t stick three tentacles in Aegir-sama’s ass……」
「Oh, the Millenium shroom that only appears once in a thousand years……if I have this……can even revive the dead……」
「Why is there a toilet in the middle of town……can see me……people can see me but that……fuhii.」
I see, they were captured due to those illusions.
But Carla’s illusion isn’t a trap.
「――――! ――――? ――――!!」
Above us, the fairies are talking excitedly.
As my mind clears and I listen to their innocent voices, my body shivers at what I hear.
「Let’s make the silver-haired girl mate with a giant boar. Do you think she’ll get eaten halfway like the last human?」
「We should throw her in a snake pit instead! It’ll be more fun!」
「Do you want to try stuffing that black-haired girl’s holes, nose, mouth, and ears with poisonous leeches?」
「I want an elf ear bed. I can cut one off, right?」
The fairies discuss horrifying ideas with expressions and voices devoid of ill intent.
I see, they are different from humans.
They don’t act based on resentment or hate, they play with humans simply because it’s fun, that’s their way of life.
It’s nature, just like how wolves devour humans and butterflies suck honey.
「Normally, I would ignore it and say, “Oh, that kind of creature exists”, but I can’t sit by idly and let my women get tortured.」
I stand up slowly.
「Uwa, he got up!」
「Eh, he should not be able to move for half a day after inhaling the paralyzing powder!」
「And he had a bulge in his crotch the whole time so we couldn’t take off his pants, what a weird human!」
I guess all the poison went into my dick, allowing me to wake up faster.
I rip the thick ivy restraining my arms with one swift motion.
「Let’s put him to sleep again.」
「After he’s asleep, let’s throw him in the swamp.」
The fairies fly toward me and sprinkle their powder.
「Eh, he’s fast?」
But if I know they’re coming, they’re not going to hit me.
I weave past the powder, leap into the air, and grab two fairies.
「Gunyu!」
「I’m being crushed……kuu.」
I squeeze just tight enough to render them unconscious and then throw them to the ground.
「Hey you, don’t struggle.」
「It’s time to fight.」
The fairies still seem to be having fun as they attempt to capture me, and come flying with a pointed branch.
The tip is a disturbing color, likely due to the application of poison.
I lure them in as close as possible and wait until the last second to swing my arm.
The wind is enough to send the fairies into a tailspin and cause them to crash into trees.
「Summoning magic! Go, Orochi!」
「Oh, some kind of snake?」
A poisonous serpent drops down from a great height, baring its fangs.
However, I’m not scared of a snake that isn’t catching me by surprise.
Before it can bite me, I bite the snake and tear off its head.
「My Orochi……wakya!」
I hurl the headless wiggling snake and knock the fairy out of the air.
「Damn this guy. This isn’t fun!」
「He might die if we use this but it can’t be helped. Time for the super potent paralyzing powder!!」
The visibly agitated fairies sprinkle a toxic purple powder.
I immediately inhale deeply and then forcefully exhale.
The powder is blown in the opposite direction by my breath back towards the fairies.
「Funyaaaa!」
「I can’t feel……any-bhbhbh.」
The fairies fall like rocks to the ground.
It doesn’t seem like any of them can move.
I can’t just leave them alone and it’s hard for me to tie up something so tiny.
Because I’m not good with detailed things, I might accidentally crush them. What should I do……I guess I’ll put them in my pants for now.
「Fugyii……it stinks.」
「What’s that big thing? It’s stinky and tight in here.」
「Hya, ha……when I kick it, it gets bigger.」
While I’m at it, I take out a leather pouch from a secret inside pocket in my pants and quench my thirst.
That’s when it happened.
『Kishiiiiii.』
A large creature descends from the top of a tree with an ominous hiss.
It is a giant sinister spider whose compound eyes are fixated on me.
「I see, something from the depths……fumu.」
The spider gnashes its fangs and slowly advances.
I hold my ground and stare at the spider.
The spider hisses threateningly and prepares to pounce.
「……fumu fumu.」
When I put my leather pouch to my lips, the spider sees it as an opening and makes a move.
I immediately toss away the leather pouch and, with the alcohol stored in my mouth――which I had secretly saved for myself――I spit it at the spider.
「Kyaaa!」
Screaming in the human language, the spider falls backward and reverts back to the appearance of a fairy.
This one is more colorful than the others, and is probably the queen.
「H-how……?」
「I assume you wanted to disguise as an insect from the depths of hell, but your impression is lacking a menacing aura. What you transformed into is merely a big jumping spider. It was kind of cute.」
Well, if her disguise was perfect, I might have actually killed her.
「Uuu……I thought I’d get to play with a human……this……this is no fun……kyuu.」
The effects of the strong liquor must have circulated through the queen’s body as her face flushes and she falls to the ground.
It’s over now.
Eventually, Celia and the others wake up.
「Uuu……Aegir-sama’s ass is going to be destroyed……huh? It’s not destroyed.」
「Was I seeing an illusion!?」
「Uwah, good thing I wasn’t wearing any clothes. Uuwaa.」
While I’m glad they’re alright, we aren’t exactly out of trouble yet.
Even though they play and kill humans without any malicious intent, they can’t be left alone.
「By the way, has Aegir-sama snapped out of the illusion?」
「I think so. As pathetic as it is, he took care of the fairies while we were sleeping.」
「Err……but that means.」
I inspect the drunken queen.
She has a well-proportioned human woman figure with the only difference being the size.
I can’t bring myself to kill such a stunning female.
「So Aegir stuffed the faeries in his pants while sober?」
「……I suppose so. Aegir-sama is the occasional pervert.」
「He’s thinking about something as he’s looking at the queen. No, he can’t possibly be considering……」
When I reach out my hand kindly to the queen, I hear three big sighs from behind me.
***
――The Day Breaks.
「……I won’t ever do any mischief on humans again. Your body is heavy.」
「I’ll still play pranks, but I won’t kill anybody. Something’s moving in my stomach.」
「I pulled out the stake in the spirit tree of the neighboring fairies. This pattern feels strange somehow.」
I nod in satisfaction after getting the evil fairies to promise to be good.
And I’ll throw the ominous stake they handed to me in a pond or something.
「Fairies often deceive humans, but they can’t tell lies. Everything should be fine now.」
Natia turns and says to me.
By the way, I grabbed a bunch of the scales dropped by the fairies yesterday.
They are precious ingredients which can be used in the creation of poisons and medicines.
「Still, this is an amazing scene.」
Celia comments shrewdly, her cheeks puffed.
The bellies of each of the sulky fairies before me are swollen and a pink pattern has formed on their abdomen.
When I watch them fly unsteadily while holding their stuffed stomachs, I feel like I’ve done a bad deed.
「It is very hard for fairies to get pregnant, however it is possible for them to give birth to the child of any species. A special pattern is said to appear on their body when they are carrying the child of another species. Apparently, they will give birth in only three days.」
Well, if they give birth to a human child, maybe that’ll stop them from attacking other humans, and then everyone will get along.
「Alright, let’s go home.」
「We haven’t got our liver yet.」
I take another look at the inflated stomachs of the evil fairies.
After getting them pregnant with my seed, I can’t do something as savage as extract a liver from them.
「On the way home, let’s pick one of those spirits to extract.」
「I bet there will be fat around it.」
「Get him really drunk first.」
Celia and Carla don’t seem to be ethically conflicted.
***
And thus we set off to the village of the evil spirits……or rather, the original fairies, and when we arrived, we became speechless.
「Ah, you’re the ones from yesterday! You removed the impurity from the spirit tree! Thank you!」
Greeting us pleasantly aren’t the chubby old men we saw previously, but handsome young male fairies with sparkling smiles.
The site where betting was taking place has been replaced by a field of flowers, and the rabbits are now frolicking with the fairies.
The dice game which was being played on the stump has been replaced by a peaceful game of marbles.
The fairies resting on the branches and eating the fruits are still doing the same, except their appearances and auras are completely different, creating a more typical atmosphere of a fairy village.
「……did all those spirits die?」
「Since the spirit tree has been restored to normal, we also reverted back to normal. Thank you, good sir and fair ladies!」
The young male fairies kiss us on the cheek.
Celia instantly gets a little angry, but because of their enchanting appearances and the pure smiles that lack any ulterior motive, her fist remains by her side, and she simply curls around my arm awkwardly.
「Cute……I want to bring one back with me.」
Carla mutters.
Also Natia, let that one you snuck in your bag free.
「There’s too much of a size difference for us to cheat with. Besides, he probably won’t feel anything unless you stimulate his urethra.」
「We might be the perfect size to go head-first.」
「Don’t talk about such repulsive things in this fairy-tale world!!」
Celia yells as she accepts a cherry and gently pats the head of the fairy with a finger.
「Ara, humans.」
A beautiful female with familiar purple hair appears from the center of the village smiling with a group of young male fairies around her. Wow, this is what the queen turns back into.
「You have kept your promise. Now, it’s my turn……」
She lightly strokes an immature fairy and motions toward us.
The child fairy looks back and forth between us and the queen, and then grins cluelessly.
「「「……」」」
Carla and Celia give me pleading looks as if telling me not to hurt the fairy.
Even I have some hesitation about disemboweling the fairy.
「This is troubling. We have to cure the foot fungus……」
「Oh, I thought I saw a pretty ass, well if it isn’t the cute lady! You took down the evil fairies, did ya?」
Turning around, I see the tiny old man we met in the beginning. He hasn’t undergone any change and is standing in the middle of the field of flowers, chugging wine with a red face and pissing.
「What’s wrong? I’ve always looked like this since I was born.」
All of us quickly turn and look back at the queen’s face.
She gestures with her hand as if to say “go ahead”.
In the end, Mel and the others recovered completely from the illness.
***
――50 Years Later.
「Something like that happened, huh?」
「Afterward, that stupid Schwartz brought back a fairy and it caused quite the fuss.」
I reminisce with Celia, her glowing red eyes matching mine.
Lucy went out for the day to suck the blood of a handsome young man she found in a nearby village.
She really enjoyed my jealous expression before leaving.
「Wasn’t it precisely around here?」
As I asked the question, the shadows of five people appeared in front of us.
Two of them seem to be injured and are being supported by the others.
Although there is no source of light, our eyes are still able to see things clearly.
「Hang in there. We’re almost at the village!」
「I-I can’t believe how strong it is……we were no match……it had to be at least 20 meters.」
「Who said it would be simple to defeat as long as it was dragged out of the water……that thing’s a monster.」
We are stationary, it is them who are moving toward us.
「Uwah!? Who the heck are you!?」
「We had to set up camp as the sun has gone down. And how about you? What are you doing out here at night?」
I’m not feeling particularly hungry nor in the mood to kill so I make up an excuse.
「……we came here to exterminate the monster in the lake. As you can, this is the result……that thing is not an ordinary monster!」
「It’s the effect of a cursed object! And it is the worst kind of cursed object that has absorbed the mystical power of a spirit tree! It must have been thrown into the lake and somehow stabbed into the lord of the lake! I would guess it took approximately 50 years or so to transform and become untouchable――」
I let all of that go in one ear and out the other as none of it matters.
Hm, what’s wrong Celia? Why are you making such an uneasy face?
「We’ve got no choice but to borrow power from the great fairies.」
「Yeah. If even we aren’t able to fight, the villagers will understand.」
What a coincidence that we are involved with fairies again.
「I don’t much about it, but this opponent is strong, right? Can a small fairy do anything?」
The men chuckle.
「The fairies over here are special. They are muscular, over two meters in height and possess strength to fight one-on-one with an orc.」
「In addition to the ability to use fairy magic, they can heal any injury with their scales and can fly. Plus, there are dozens of them.」
「Are you sure they are fairies? You’re not mistaking them for demons?」
Celia looks at me and pokes my elbow. What is it?
「I definitely think they are some kind of monster, but if they’re so strong, why didn’t you just ask them to help from the beginning?」
The men shake their heads.
I feel some kind of tragic heroism from them.
「When making a request to the fairies, a young woman……well, she doesn’t have to be young, but a woman must be offered.」
A sacrifice is required? So they are demons after all.
「No, the offered woman isn’t eaten, in fact she is given a warm welcome and is returned in a happy mood.」
What?
「The drawback is that she will definitely come back impregnated, she’ll lose interest in her husband or lover, and she’ll occasionally venture into the forest to play, so her family detests having to make such a request.」
「I don’t get any of this.」
As I try to end the conversation, Celia tugs on my sleeve.
「Aegir-sama. Let us eliminate that monster in the lake.」
「Why? It doesn’t have anything to do with us.」
Celia stands up after treating the wounds of the men for some reason.
「Despite not being human anymore, we still have to take responsibility for our actions.」
「I have no clue what’s going on, but I guess we’ll feast to our heart’s content on fish.」
We just so happen to have tons of garlic too.
I bet we can make a tasty meal by baking it.
Our wandering chronicles continue.
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