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Chapter 422

Day 98 – Before Noon, Dungeon, 57F

A pack of ferocious beasts, 『Saber Tigers Lv 57』, with powerful limbs tipped with claws and long fangs, was suddenly stormed by a large group of nuns, who danced into the fray and, quite literally, scattered, sliced, and smashed the tigers to pieces as they rampaged through them. The greatswords whipped and slashed in a flurry, while high-slit skirts fluttered dramatically in their wake.

Tight black body-conscious nun habits clung to their curves. From the deep slits in their skirts, white beautiful legs in fishnet stockings rose high into the air, delivering downward strikes that crushed saber tiger skulls with dazzling Brazilian kicks.

With white long gloves reaching the elbows, evoking an image of elegance and purity, their hands grabbed saber tiger heads in iron claws, fingers digging into the flesh with a nasty crunch. And then, from within their cuffs, pile bunkers shot forth and shattered the beasts’ skulls entirely.

One of the tigers leapt, intending to use its agile beastly frame to rip their flesh to shreds, only to be blocked by a tonfa, its prized teeth snapped off, and then, with a tonfa jammed into its month, the tiger’s head exploded. That’s right, it’s a gun-tonfa, capable of gun-kata. You shouldn’t put such a thing into your mouth?

Then, they descended on the tigers akin to grim reapers, circling and surrounding them. The ceremonial staffs transformed into scythes with a blade made of mana, mercilessly reaping the souls and heads of the monsters.

This was a combat practice in nun equipment for the girls, but if the old priests or church elders saw these villainous Sisters, they wouldn’t be lamenting, they’d be fleeing in terror. Yeah, this is pretty scary?

「Kicking’s actually pretty nice! Tiger heads are at just the right height for it, y’know?」

If the tigers heard that, they’d probably form a protest rally saying, 『That’s not why we’re quadrupeds!』 But the girls seemed quite pleased with the special lace-up boots featuring armor-piercing toes and heels, with blade ejection, and enhancements for Acceleration, Evasion, and Kick. Truly lovely boots brimming with functional elegance, reminiscent of John Lobb. Just how many hours of prototyping it took to arrive at those beautiful silhouettes…

「Tonfas have very short range, but that also makes them way easier to defend with, huh?」

Tonfas are easy to use, simple to train with, and very practical as self-defense weapons. Many countries’ police forces have adopted them. Sometimes called 『side-handle batons』 they’re even used to teach techniques like 『Baton Throw』 where you toss the tonfa like a boomerang to trip a fleeing opponent. It’s a versatile weapon that has a high offensive power, and can be adapted to a wide array of situations just by shifting your grip making it also very useful in human versus human combat. As for the whole gun-tonfa thing, well, that’s just the Highschool Boy’s romance. Can’t help it.

「Aside from that one thing, there is nothing to complain.」

「Yeah, aside from that one thing, this gear’s amazing.」

「I feel very secure with it as equipment. The only issue is that one thing.」

「Well, aside from being super sexy, it’s pretty much perfect? Aside from that one thing.」

「「「「Why are all the weapons stored inside the slits of our skirts?! You can totally see stuff!!」」」」

With the Storage enchantment, weapons can be carried around at all times. Usually, it would be attached to the inside of a cloak, but on nun habits, finding a place for that enchantment is tricky. The veil’s an option, but drawing weapons from near the face is risky. So by the process of elimination we are left with the slits. The sight of massive weapons, greatswords, tower shields, halberds, emerging from thigh-high skirt slits is almost awe-inspiring. Combined with fishnet stockings, gorgeous thighs, and the 『Absolute Territory』 of garter belts, the view is a majestic feast for the eyes, but it seems they have some complaints?

「No, look, it was carefully designed and prototyped to be easy to draw from, with wide-open slits that were specifically calculated to appear as if something might show, without actually showing anything while putting your lovely legs fully on display, so it’s alright? Although I wouldn’t object to seeing something?」

「「「「We’re telling you to cover the legs too!! Why is it that every single time we draw a weapon, our legs get exposed all the way up to the inner thighs?!」」」」

I think it’s super effective when fighting other humans, but they’re mad? The moment you draw a weapon always creates an opening. It’s a dangerous moment where you might get attacked, but if at that moment the slit of your dress flutters and reveals long, gorgeous, legs, showing off that 『Absolute Territory』, then any man with normal sensibilities is gonna get mesmerized. Yeah. I know I’d be. I’d definitely just stand there watching until all the weapons were drawn, sword, shield, whatever, just staring. And then I’d probably get cut down where I stood. Damn, that’s kinda scary!

「No, seriously, the only place with enough clearance to draw a tower shield from is the slit? It works because it is that deep and long, you know??」

「「「「That’s what we’re saying! The slits are too deep!! It goes all the way to the hipbone!」」」」

It also makes your legs look longer, you know? And the lace-up long boots hide everything up to the knees, they’re over-the-knee, in other words, the slit has to be that deep or the stockings won’t be visible! Especially the garter belts, I put a lot of effort into the embroidery, and they’re really cute, okay? And the little knives hidden in the garter belts is a legendary stuff, okay? I can’t yield on that as a Highschool Boy.

Today, the monks team is learning about explosives handling, scouting, and infiltration from the frontier army, but it’ll probably be a waste of time. I mean, the frontier army only charges. Always. They’re learning from the wrong people? If it were the Royal Guard, maybe there’d be a chance, but since it’s Royal Girl’s unit, it’s probably gonna be a charge as well. And yep, it’s a charge here too.

「CHAAAARGE!!」

「「「Jaa!」」」

The concealed rapiers will likely become the main weapon for the nun gear, but it’s absolutely the worst match for monsters, a weapon specialized for fighting humans. Humans are fragile, you hit a vital point and they’re out. But monsters are sturdy and savage. Rapiers specialize in thrusting, and while they can slash, they’re still thin swords, which makes them likely to break if the enemy is tough. They’re meant to slip into soft spots, but that doesn’t help much against a tanky monster. It turns into a tough battle of dodging, weaving, and movement. And with that, the slits rise, and the thighs flash in thick, juicy waves.

「Disperse! Encircle them and attack in waves!」

「「「Jaa!」」」

If the Geeks and Idiots were here, this would be a full combat-ineffective crisis. If I saw these sexy nun outfits suddenly appear on the battlefield, I wouldn’t fight, I’d be cheering. I don’t even know what I’d be cheering for, but I wouldn’t be able to stop myself. It’d be a surge of passion and frenzy so intense it’d erupt from the rift between burning excitement and uncontainable thrill. If we’re putting it into basic dictionary terms: excitement, exhilaration, stimulation, and yeah, those all also happen to be just different words for 『arousal』.

「Kuh, can’t stab them into tough places, need to aim for gaps and openings.」

The habits flutter and stretch to fit the shape of the flesh, clinging tightly to the skin. Following the movements of the flesh beneath, the fabric moves and stretches, jumping and bouncing following every jiggle.

「Aiming precisely is pretty difficult, after all, I’ve been fighting with a greatsword all this time!」

Clearly visible violent curves that followed their slim waists were rioting against the cloth. Marvelous fair legs in fishnet stockings proudly showing up every time the hems of their habits would flutter as they spread their legs to take a wider stance.

「Take your time, don’t rush in. Strike with certainty.」

Yeah, I’m cheering. The question, one might even say an issue, is whether I should be cheering for the team hips or team thighs? Do we need a cheering chant for this?

「「「Why the hell is the instructor just staring instead of instructing?! How about a word of advice?」」」

「Crustaceans might seem tough, but actually pretty weak to pressure. Which is kinda irrelevant for thrusting blades? You probably aren’t gonna kill them unless you stab really deep and cut them apart? Well, pretty sure it will be in a flash if you use morningstars?」