A door appeared before my eyes.
It was a profound wooden door like the ones you see in temples around the globe.
Moreover, this door suddenly appeared in the smack bang center of my room.
( Wh, Wh- What the hell is this?)
As expected this was a huge surprise.
I recently discovered through the use of Wiki-pedia that my birthday was on the exact same day as my favorite idol. Just when I was gloating on this fact with a bit of satisfaction, this huge door appeared out of the blue.
Without a doubt this made me feel extremely nervous.
I was a timid person to begin with. The door partly opens. From my perspective everything inside of the door from here is pitch black.
I take out my smart phone and timidly approach the door.
Using the light from my smart phone I peer into the crevice.
「W- wh, What is going on right now?」
On the other side of the door is a room made out of stone about six metres squared.
The room was similar to a dungeon that you would see in movies. It was confusing because if you looked at the door from the rear it just looks like any normal door.
「Is this door like a Doraemon door? Does it lead to another place?」
I was tilting my head in contemplation when I suddenly heard a bell-like voice of a girl close to my ear saying, “Yeah, you are quite close but it is a little bit different”.
Just as I was panicking and frantically trying to look behind, my back was pushed from behind and I fell forwards towards the door.
「Ouch…. W, What’s happening?!」
「Nyahahah! Are you surprised? Tell me~ you were so surprised right now weren’t you?!」
When I looked up I saw the appearance of a small girl who was floating in the air with her arms and legs crossed.
「Hii!! W-Wh-W-Wha Eh UWAH!」
This was definitely shocking.
Similar to an insect I crawled backwards desperately trying to back away from the unknown.
「Hang on! You don’t have to be that scared of me you know?」
「Wh-What is this, What is going on? Why are you floating!? Or more like who the hell are you!?」
「Yeah, yea, I won’t do anything bad to you so why don’t you calm down? Come now, start by taking a deep breath. Alright! Breathe in… and breathe out~」
I do as I am told and take a deep breath in and exhale a deep breath out.
Yeah, breathing in is truly effective.
I feel like I have settled down slightly.
「You calming down?」
「Y-Yeah, I think so.」
Seeing her again a second time, I realized that she is quite a pretty girl.
Based on her appearance I would say she is either a middle school student or a first year high school student.
She has a childlike face and red eyes, is she wearing contact lenses perhaps? She has bright red hair that is also short and curly.
There are two horns twisting upwards around the temple of her head. protruding from her broadly smiling mouth are teeth resembling a set of fangs.
Her attire was made of provocative bondage type clothes barely covering the area’s between her chest and her groin. (However, her chest area is quite humble).
She looked like the stereotypical succubus cosplayer and it was probably quite close to the truth.
「Umm… So may I ask… who are you?」
After pondering my question for a while and placing her fingers on her chin in a thinking pose, she said this…
「If I was forced to say…. I would say that I am a campaign girl?」
「Yes, campaign girl.」
The answer was just too unexpected so it was my turn to make a strange looking face.
Wouldn’t you agree? After all I have no clue what she means by campaign girl.
Without minding my weird expression, she smiles with her whole face and pulls out a flashy celebratory cracker and raises her voice.
「I am the one who will aid with the Demon Campaign! Congrats! you have been elected as the winner!」
「So a campaign is…」
Seeing that I was becoming flustered at her response, the corners of the girl’s mouth raised into a smile.
「I-I-I-I- I! Did not apply for that type of position!!」
Then the girl raises her index finger in front of my eyes and begins to shake it left and right, using her tongue to make a “Tsk, tsk, tsk” sound.
Somehow this is a little annoying. However, she is cute. It’s frustrating but really cute at the same time.
「This isn’t about you applying for the position. As a 10,000-year commemoration for the establishment of the kingdom of hell, I have been sent here to unconditionally help the human being with the most talent, it’s that sort of campaign.」
「Come again? A human being with talent? Are you really talking about me?」
「That’s correct. You may not realize it yourself, however, out the tens of thousands of people that were potential candidates, you are the cream of the crop, the owner of the highest talent!!」
「I…Is that really true? Ehehe, so that’s how it is.」
「That’s right~ You have the extraordinary talent to become the most detestable human being of them all!!」
「….. No hang on, I ain’t a bad person.」
Her words had interrupted my thoughts.
There should be a limit to how wrong she could be. Even if I may look like this, I am actually the kind of person that would put the change from purchasing stuff at the convenience store into a fund-raising box.
「Well for now I guess you may say that~ But, even then! Your talent truly rises above the rest. It is to the likes that even cutthroats, swindlers and even gangsters cannot hope to come close to, your talent is one of a kind!」
「Are you having a go at me…?」
「No that’s not it! It is the highest praise I am giving you!」
The girl shakes her head vigorously.
「Well to sum it up here’s the deal! In recent times the amount of evil that runs rampant has increased thereby increasing the powers of us demons! In order to further bolster our forces, I have been assigned with the task of aiding those with talent.」
「So.. You are saying that I am it?」
The campaign girl nods and bows her head.
For it to come to this, even I have noticed that things were off.
There is no way that I would be cheated like this.