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Nanana’s Buried Treasure Volume 1 Chapter 3.2

“Translator: Goma/Editor: TheNix”

「Why are you deciding that without permission?! Please do not these things without my [1. TL Note: D’arc refers to herself as Boku here] permission! 」

    Ahh, this D’arc referred to herself “Boku” [2. TL Note: Boku is a male pronoun. Hence, D’arc is called a Bokukko, which is a female who uses this specific male pronoun, “Boku”]! This child is amazing, just amazing! Her specs are so high! 

    While I was amazed, D’arc begged the detective.

「Why are you deciding that without permission?! Please do not these things without my [1. TL Note: D’arc refers to herself as Boku here] permission! 」
Ahh, this D’arc referred to herself “Boku” [2. TL Note: Boku is a male pronoun. Hence, D’arc is called a Bokukko, which is a female who uses this specific male pronoun, “Boku”]! This child is amazing, just amazing! Her specs are so high!
While I was amazed, D’arc begged the detective.
「I am the assistant of Tensai! I cannot bear not being with you! 」
「Well, it is the assistants role to sacrifice oneself for the master」
Wow, I cannot believe that she would just cast the maid who adores her away. What a cold-hearted famous detective. D’arc won’t be happy with this kind of person. I must save her.
「It is fine, D’arc. It is not scary. Let’s live together」
「Wow, this person really is a criminal」
Nanana said while moving the mouse in the corner of the room.
「It’s fine, so just go」
The detective was merciless. She pushed the maid who adored her towards me. I hurriedly tried to catch the maid, but due to the momentum, we fell backward. It was that point when my right hand touched something soft……from around the crotch area of D’arc……it was a familiar sensation……
「What? 」
It was a sensation that was not supposed to be there. I thought, 「It can’t be」, and stared at D’arc’s face. However, surely it was a girl that looked somewhat weak, that I would want to protect.
Then, I tightened my grip on this unknown thing.
「Yikes! 」
D’arc made a weird noise.
It was a thing that should not be attached to a girl’s body anatomy wise.
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「What are you doing, Jūgo! 」
Of course Nanana was surprised. I had flipped the maid’s skirt up with all my might.
It was a male underwear that had a slight bulge underneath the skirt.

D’arc Hoshino is a boy.

「Damn, I was scammed! 」
I cried. I really cried from the bottom of my heart.
「Give it back, give my innocent feelings back! 」
Who shall I direct this to? Who shall I direct my unbearable anger towards?
The famous detective said to me.
「By the way, D’arc is not a boy. He is a trap」
「I did not know! 」
「It is my hobby to make him these outfits」
「Why are you confessing this! 」
「Don’t you think it suits him? 」
「It suits him too well! So well that a healthy young man was about to make a mistake! 」
「D’arc, good job」
The famous detective gave a thumbs up while smiling in a cheerful way. It seems that the famous detective has taken a liking to this resolution.

「Now then, putting the jokes aside. I want to ask you a question, famous detective」
「What is it, thief? 」
I had finally calmed down after crying to my heart’s content. I asked the detective who was sipping the coffee milk blend with a straw.
「How did you know that I was the one who had stolen it? 」
The moment I asked this, the famous detective made a surprised expression.
「Wait a moment, sorry but could you say it once more? 」
「What, as I had said, how did you know tha…… 」
At this moment, I could not help but feel dumbfounded. It was because the famous detective started crying.
「Ugh, ugh, you say such soothing words. I had always dreamed of such conversation」
At this, I realized. This famous detective was quite cumbersome. It seems that this famous detective was a little unstable of a person. I did not want to interact with her, so I wanted her to go home immediately. Actually, I should chase her out immediately.
「Then I shall tell you」
Sadly, it seems that the part of the story of how she solved the riddle had already started. Hence, I decided to obediently hear her out.
「Sorry, but I am going to borrow this for a while」
Saying this, the famous detective took the DVD that the fake maid offered her, and started playing it on a DVD player.
Immediately a video was played on the 40-inch LCD TV.
It was some convenience store. Most probably this was the video from a security camera.
The video quality was a little low. Someone came into the store.
It was a young man who was wearing a sports jersey. His eyes looked menacing, and seemed like a bad guy.
「These kinds of people are the ones that increase the crime rate……..what a minute, this is me! 」
Amendment. On the TV was a 16 years-old second-grade high schooler that seemed like he would make his life motto “Pure and Just”. Surely, his favorite moral lesson is, 『Love and Peace』
At this point I realized it was the video of last night when I had gone to the convenience store. As if proving this, on the bottom of the screen there was the date and the time.
「What you must look at is the suspicious actions of this man that is in the video」
At the same time as the detective said this I, who was on the TV, stopped in front of the magazine corner that was lining the window.
「Hm? It seems like he is looking at something carefully」
While moving the mouse in a skilful manner, Nanana looked intently at the TV.
Then, I remembered what I had been doing last night, and stood up.
「Now then, we should stop watching this video now…… 」
「Restrain him, D’arc」
Upon receiving that order, the petite maid who approached from behind took hold of me. Ugh, the maid had more strength than I had thought……in fact he was a boy. You fake maid! Ahh, but the maid was somewhat bouncy and soft! And somehow the maid kind of has a sweet aroma, like milk candy!
These features had a strong side-effect of hallucination. Meanwhile, they continued to watch the video.
「Ah, he took a magazine in his hands. He is staring intently at the cover page」
As Nanana had pointed out, in the video, I was just looking intently at the cover page of the magazine.
Why would I not open it if I was interested in it so much? Because it had a blue sticker that prevent me from doing so.
Yes, that meant……
「The place is the adult section at the end of the magazine corner. By the way, the cover page of the magazine is a maid」
「Noooo, don’t expose me! 」
I could not help but shout at the truth the famous detective revealed. It was as if I was a young girl that was being treated roughly.
However, the young girls (the earthbound ghost, the famous detective, and the fake maid) continued to stare at the TV. I felt like I had no privacy.
Then, the famous detective widened her eyes, and pointed at me.
「Yes, this thief is addicted to maids! 」
S… she exposed me. No, compose yourself, there is only proof from the single situation. It did not mean that my fetishes had been revealed.
「No no, of course not. It is a coincidence. You know, all guys like these kinds of things. The cover page of the adult magazine that I coincidentally picked up was a maid. That is all! Of course, I don’t have much interest in maids」
I desperately tried to act innocent.
「But you have not moved from the spot since three minutes ago」
What Nanana said was true. It seemed as if the video was frozen. However, indeed the time had indeed passed, as shown from the displayed time.
By the way, me inside the video had been looking at the main page of the adult magazines for five minutes already. Indeed, I was maintaining such insane posturing.
I cannot defend myself anymore.
However, the tragedy did not stop there.
「There, here! 」
Suddenly, the detective shouted. At the same time, in the video I suddenly reacted to something and bent forward. I immediately put my hand in my pocket and moved my hand around a little bit. Then, I placed the magazine back onto the shelf as if nothing had happened. Then, I walked towards the shelf with the puddings.
「……Um, Jūgo. What happened? 」
Nanana’s piercing glare was quite painful.
「No, wait! This is different! My mobile phone in my pocket vibrated a little, and I was surprised! 」
「D’arc, I shall ask you as a boy. What happened to this thief at this moment? 」
「Err…..probably, um….he felt good so…..the position was….. 」
「Hey, fake maid! Something hard is hitting my butt! What are you imagining, you pervert! You are breathing quite deeply! On top of that, stop making that excessively cute and adorable facial expression! I really might mistake that you are really a girl! 」
「Good [3. TL Note: Tensai said “good” in English in the original Japanese text], D’arc」
「Not good! Why are you saying that in English?! And another thing! Stop making that cheerful smile while making a thumbs up, you famous detective! You are getting on my nerves! 」