555 「Oooon… Why!?」

 

「You know, for a Platinum Ranker, you’re actually—well, relatively—pretty level-headed… but could you maybe stop doing things on such a ridiculous scale?」

「If I could, I’d be living a much quieter life.」

A few more days had passed since everyone got their dresses fitted. I’d finished my own fitting too, and with some time to kill before Chris arrived, I decided to swing by the mercenary guild. Nothing had changed there. The place still had that faux-Western vibe with wood-patterned materials for that ‘rustic’ feel. The tavern attached to it was the cherry on top—definitely a space that catered more to someone’s personal taste than anything professional.

「So… that lady over there… she wouldn’t happen to be the one everyone’s talking about?」

The man who said this—none other than the branch chief of the Grakkius Secundus Colony Mercenary Guild—gestured subtly with his pinky finger.

「Yeah, that’s her. The ex-military one.」

「Ahh, makes sense. No wonder.」

His gaze drifted over to Serena, who was checking out the guild interior alongside Mimi and the others. She wasn’t wearing her usual white military uniform or elegant civilian clothes, but something more in line with mercenary fashion. Even so, the sword at her hip made it obvious she was nobility. Then again, the same could be said about me.

「You probably aren’t here to look for a job, right? Not with everything you’ve got on your plate right now. Don’t tell me you came to gawk at the guild?」

「Yep, you’re mostly right. I mean, she’s former Imperial Space Navy, sure, but also an aristocratic officer. Knows her way around noble society and the military, but anything outside of that? Totally clueless. So I’ve been dragging her around to broaden her horizons.」

「Totally clueless, huh? That’s a hell of a way to talk about a noblewoman…」

「I am a noble too, technically. And she’s my fiancée, y’know?」

Besides, we were talking in hushed tones, heads practically touching over the counter. No way even Serena’s enhanced hearing can pick us up over the guild’s usual racket. This place is always bustling.

「I warned you, don’t come to me crying later. So, alright, you came to show her the guild, fine. But that really all there is to it?」

「That’s the gist of it, yeah. Thing is, we got locked down in a secure room the moment we arrived at the colony. I haven’t had a chance to get a clear read on anything going on. You guys gather intel on me through the guild, right? Mind giving me an update?」

「You’re the one at the center of it, aren’t you?」

「Yeah, and yet I’ve been completely cut off. I don’t know squat. Someone’s definitely pulling strings.」

The guild chief gave me a look like I was some poor creature to be pitied. Hey! What’s with that look? Don’t do that. That’s never a good sign.

「You should’ve been able to look it up yourself. Don’t tell me they confiscated your terminal?」

「Of course not. I tried plenty of times. But anything related to my marriage and House Holz, House Dareinwald, and House Willrose just came up blank.」

I’m not an idiot. Of course I tried digging into it—using my personal terminal, Krishna’s systems, even Black Lotus’ console. But no matter how deep I searched, not a single bit of info related to the wedding turned up. Even Mei gave me that rare apologetic look and said, ‘I’m very sorry, Master. It appears some kind of information manipulation and blockade is in effect.’ If even she couldn’t get past it, that means this is serious.

「Here you go. It’s being reported everywhere. About your wedding.」

「You’re kidding. Let me see—eh!?」

He handed me a tablet. The headline made my stomach drop.

‘Unprecedented Three-House Joint Wedding Between the Dareinwald Earldom, the Holz Marquisate, and the Willrose Viscounty to Be Held in the Imperial Castle. His Majesty the Emperor Expected to Attend.’

「This has gotta be a joke.」

「They’ve put this much info out already. There’s no backing out now. Just accept it.」

「Oooon… Why…!?」

There’s no way this isn’t that Fucking Emperor’s doing. No doubt he’s sticking his nose in for the fun of it. Or maybe Marquis Holz pulled some political stunt and dragged him into it.

But seriously, what’s the thought process here? Sure, there’s some benefit in bringing me under the Empire’s wing… but I’m still just a mercenary. No way the Empire truly understands my power and what ‘visitors’ are. Isn’t this all way too overblown?

「So what, the Empire’s intel division—or worse, Mechanical Intelligences acting on Imperial orders—were the ones enforcing the info blockade? That’s going too far.」

「You’ve got a reputation for bailing when pushed around. Heard you say it yourself—‘If things go south, I’ll just run.’ Even I know that, so the higher-ups definitely do.」

「So this whole thing’s a ‘you’re not getting away this time’ deal? Why the hell is the Empire going all in on me? I’m just a no-name merc with a shiny badge.」

「A ‘no-name merc’ doesn’t charge into crystalline lifeform swarms and earn the Silver Sword Wing Assault Medal and a Gold Star. A ‘no-name merc’ doesn’t land three noblewomen—an heiress to an Earldom, a marquis’ daughter and former colonel, and a viscount’s daughter who’s still an active mercenary. A ‘no-name merc’ doesn’t get treated like royalty by the Elves on their homeworld, or invited to the nearly-closed-off Holy Vuelzarus Empire as a state guest. And a ‘no-name merc’ sure as hell doesn’t singlehandedly take down an earl’s house suspected of ties to space pirates.」

「Okay okay, I get it! Can you not just list all my sins like that? And I didn’t take down the Ixamal house on my own, okay!? I just happened to kill the heir and most of their private army!」

「Normal mercs don’t go toe-to-toe with a full contingent of noble bodyguards and rack up a triple-digit kill count unaided.」

The guild chief stared me down with calm, unblinking eyes, reciting my resume like a grim prophecy. I pleaded with him to stop, but the man was having none of it.

「The wedding’s in five days, right? Dareinwald’s young lady should be arriving soon too, I reckon.」

「This is literally the first time I’m hearing that date. Pity me.」

「What’s there to pity about a guy landing a bunch of cute, beautiful brides? Be a man and suck it up.」

「I have sucked it up—but if His Majesty’s gonna be there, I can’t help but get cold feet.」

「That part, I actually do sympathize with.」

With a shrug, the guild chief offered what little comfort he could. It helps… a bit? Maybe? Eh, probably not. I have a really bad feeling about this whole thing. I can only pray that Fucking Emperor doesn’t start some nonsense on the big day.

 

Comments (17)

    Philips

    There’s been too many chapters of calm, this is spooky. I think the emperor is planning something big, maybe to reveal at least partially Hiro’s powers. I doubt the galactic empires don’t chat at all, so at least the emperor should know something about Hiro’s activity in the Holy Vuelzarus empire.
    Also, a piece of advice for SFBaka, since it seems the author used some space games as inspiration for his novel’s world building, Mechanical Intelligence should be changed to Machine Intelligence (from Stellaris at least).
    Thanks for the chapter! Awesome translation! May God bless you!

    Hikikomori

    Thanks for the treat. 🖖

    WillTell

    Apparently I had a working account… Anyway

    So I’m guessing we’re not getting general princess/admiral Serena, since she’s left the military now? I went back to check just to be sure, but both the wn and ln have the blurb after the izrux battle about Serena’s and Hiro’s future exploits. Unless she’s been promoted again and left the military just after that and it counts? (yes, I read the preview of the next chapter, but still)

    I have no idea what direction the novel is taking now lol. It’s giving some of those wrapping up vibes – Chris turned out to be older, Serena retired, Hiro got op powers… and then they lived happily ever after ayaya

    Maybe all this will be the divergence point from the ln, it happens – end the wn, change up and continue the ln.

    Also, how suspicious, all info is blocked, not even Mei can get it. Like, they know he would look into it. And yet he can just visit the guild and get the info anyway. There has to be more to this.

      Wolve

      Same… the only thing my mind came up…
      Serena is still kinda not in the military, and then the federation happens, not a direct recall to duty but her old fleet gets send to her. .. and she comes out as general.
      But first is a new mothership… and then chris homeworld id guess, yeah a few storylines are getting the wrap there is still that Gold/Pirate Woman out there and more places to be.
      That massive powerup he got has yet to be witnessed by anyone in the empire and the reactions to it

      Hughmann

      More likely author SAN just forgot about those future bits he wrote. He does have a tendency to just change stuff as he goes. If you read the LN in one go from the start it’s pretty obvious that he doesn’t really plan out details. Doesn’t make love the series less, but he is a bit sloppy. Shrug…

        krnecro

        wait this is the light novel? why am i still waiting on raws though?

      rockitten

      For the censorship, how come I have a bad feeling that the fxxking Emperor may disclose Mimi’s true identity during the wedding and declares Mimi as the head wife…….

    G0emi

    Another one of these chapters … where I wished that Empire would go up in smoke.
    WTF is this.
    And even Mei being powerless? That means either her or “her support” is in on this.
    I think its time to end with this Novel … this is going down underground soon …

    Seerekun

    Thanks for the new chapters. Poor hiro have to face all consequences. Like mei said”if you swallow poison, might as well lick the plate clean”hope the emperor doesn’t throw in her grand daughter the princess as an extra bride.

    Maverun

    Reason why Hiro didn’t get any information

    Fucking emperor: I just wanna prank him and surprise him when I show up at wedding tehe

    3Raymondo

    I can see the king having some form of arcane wedding ritual like having to win a duel or something along those lines in order to prove your worthiness to marry the bride – brides.

    Eruadan

    So I wonder what role Serena will play in the Black Lotus Fleet now that she is apparently a Mercenary now or will be seemingly. If they get a new Mothership to upgrade from the current Lotus to be able to take in medium ships I could see her managing that as Captain with Mei retaining her Helmsmen role, alternatively if they don’t upgrade I could see her and Neve pairing up with Elma in her Antlion

      rockitten

      From the raw and google translate, it seems Serena will get herself a new ship

        G0emi

        I hope you rot where no sun ever shines.

        krnecro

        mfrs get butthurt over spoiler in unofficial translation site? google translates been doing way better recently i just came in to see how far its gotten and saw this

    LostandFound

    Thanks for the chapter

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