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577 「What the Hell are You Saying to a Newlywed Couple…?」

The wedding reception held on Dexer III wrapped up without any major trouble.

…Well, if you ask whether there was absolutely zero trouble, I’d have to eat my earlier words, but at the very least, we didn’t have murder lasers flying around or blades flashing in the air.

They served a local Comatt System specialty as banquet food—a whole roasted caterpillar the size of a small dog—and Chris’s face went sheet-white. Our resident booze fiends drank like they were trying to drown the galaxy, embarrassing me a little. Lucia presented herself as Mimi’s little sister and proceeded to guzzle alcohol until she was plastered. The Imperial Guard Knights, Lucia’s supposed escort, got plastered too… Seriously, these people!

I mean, this is probably Lucia and the royal guard’s first time ‘traveling’ incognito, so I can’t say I don’t get cutting loose a little…

Still, if I take it as them getting comfortable enough