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Chapter 58

「What are you saying? Are you an A-rank adventurer or an SSS-rank adventurer?」

Starting with the swordsman’s words, the three of them started laughing their hearts out.

「S, S, S, SSS rank? Even though even an A rank is already a joke…you sure can tell jokes on a regular basis, huh?」

「Hehehe. If the scale is too large, bluffing will have the opposite effect, you know? At least something like a lower B-rank adventurer, or high C-rank adventurer who spied on us from the guild… There’s a lot of other ways, you know?」

it’s true though…
Well, it doesn’t matter.

Then, the warrior man approached me with a grin on his face.

「Hehe…but your face is incredibly beautiful, you have a cute face.」

「Aniki… again?」

「I’m fine with either. In fact, I’d rather be with a man than a woman…You really do have a cute face.」

Hearing that conversation, my butt broke into a sweat.

Geez…I’m really glad I worked hard to the point of death and became stronger.
If it were me from the previous history, I would have lost my virginity here without doing anything.

When I thought about that, I started sweating from my back to my butt, and goosebumps covered my whole body.

At that moment, the swordsman pleaded with the warrior in a somewhat desperate tone.

「Aniki… I’m also someone who can go either way. I’ll violate women, but… I won’t eat men. Because… I’m committed solely to you, Aniki.」

「Hehe, you sure say cute things.」

「Aniki is going to forcibly eat a man…it can’t be helped because it’s a sexual habit.」

「Ah, it’s definitely a habit.」

「But… rape is okay, but cheating is not okay, you know?」

「Ah, it’s true that this kid… has a cute face, but… I’m also devoted to you. He can’t take my heart away.」

Aniki…was that the kind of relationship these guys had?
I mean, the content of the conversation is way too outlandish.

「Hehe, boy…are you surprised? By the way, I’m a lesbian.」

「I didn’t ask.」

Then the magician woman puffed out her cheeks.

「By the way… the old man you saw earlier… the monk has a Lolita complex.」

「No, I said I didn’t ask.」

At that, the magician woman twisted her mouth into an ugly twist.

「One is under 10, and the other is around 13 or 14 years old, I guess?」

Lilith is 16, but she’s small, so it can’t be helped that people see her that way.

「Hmm? You want to say something?」

「Why did you leave the two children in that place? The opponent for the D-rank adventurer is just an E-rank and a child. That old man is not just a monk, he may look like that but he has fighting skills. Well, it seems like things might be starting soon over there, right?」

Oh, so that’s what it is, I shrugged.

「Well, I did do something pitiful.」

「Oh? You seem quite relaxed for someone whose friends are being trampled upon.」

Well, to be honest, the old man is the one in danger here.
Unlike me, Lilith is merciless.
Plus, she seems to dote on Liz, so if things go south, this entire area could turn into a wasteland.

At that moment, the burly warrior licked his lips and said,

「So, let’s enjoy this.」

He began to remove his armor.
As his upper body was revealed, the swordsman gasped,

「Aniki… no matter how many times I see it, I’m always captivated.」

Well, it’s true that he’s quite muscular.
If he participated in an Earth bodybuilding championship, he’d probably do quite well.

Then, the burly warrior clapped his hands as if he’d had an idea.

「From now on, I’m going to ravage you.」

「…」

「And my occupation is a warrior. I boast impregnable defense and toughness.」

「Well, that’s an absolute requirement for a warrior who is the vanguard and the shield…」

The big warrior winked at me.
It is absolutely disgusting.

「Here…」

「Hm?」

He tapped his impressively trained abdominal muscles and said,

「I’ll let you hit me once. If you manage to make me writhe in agony, I’ll let you go.」

I haven’t done anything wrong to be let go or whatever…

「Why would a scumbag like you give me… I mean, offer a chance like that?」

「Isn’t it obvious? I want to see your cute face twist in despair when you realize the overwhelming difference in our strengths, even when you’re hitting me with all your might. I’m a pure sadist, you know?」

「…」

I could only sigh at this point.

With a self-satisfied expression, the warrior said,

「You can hit me with all your strength. Even without armor, my abs won’t be pierced by blades handled by novice adventurers.」

The swordsman and the magician grinned slyly.
They probably staged this farce of forcing someone to hit him once many times before.
The unwavering confidence in all three of their eyes was evident.

Well, unless you’re an adventurer of equal or higher rank in combat professions, breaking through the absolute defense of a warrior isn’t an easy task.

「Well, here goes nothing.」

I lightly knocked on him as if knocking on a door, just with a snap of my wrist.
If I hit him with my full strength… his entire upper body would be blown away into pieces.

「…Kyah… Ha…」

Thud.

The large man hugged his stomach, his face turning pale as he broke into a cold sweat, crouching down in pain.
The swordsman and the magician stared at him in disbelief, their eyes widening significantly.

The large man opened and closed his mouth several times before muttering with a dumbfounded expression on his face.

「…Huh?」