ShangriLa Frontier Chapter 513 Part 2
ShangriLa Frontier Chapter 513: Shouting Out the Direct Marketing Into the World Part 2
Hmm…… Alright, stop it right there! What the fuck is this language? English? No, I heard somewhere before that the international language used for communication is French, but this…… Oh, won’t you look at that? They actually translate this thing. How nice of them.
「Umm, alright, then let’s just get right onto it and start answering the comments…… How many hours per day do you need to charge yourself fully? …… Hmm, yes, let’s see. Basically I do not need all that much charging. I just run on fresh organic fuel, and when I’m about to run out I switch to a backup generator that runs on solar power.」
「What about caffeine? Do you like it? Or maybe you try to avoid it?」
「I treat caffeine as the external source of nitro fuel.」
Alright, next question! Waiting for translating to be over…… and it’s done!
「Okay, what do we have here…… “Are you a Professional Gamer, by any chance?” No. I’m not. I’m a Mercenary by trade. I came here today only because I was hired to do so.」
「Yeah, that’s right. I was hired. And make no mistake about it.」
Yes, thank you so very much for that input! Now you can sit down and pretend that you do not exist! Alright, now the next question! Preferably in Japanese, please!
「Ahh…… “What is your relationship with Uomi Kei on a private level? How far have you gone with one another?” Hoo boy, talk about a curveball here, really demonic, let me tell you! What do you think about that, Kei, my dear?」
「…… Why are you asking me? You’re in this as much as I am, you know?」
「If the two of you were to play together, that combo would have been invincible……」
「Yeah, but I’m not sure if I’m ready to make a commitment like that quite yet, you know~?」
「Well, unfortunately that’s how relationships tend to work. You have to commit sometime.」
「But I really like the videos of you playing games, my dear Uomiroid.」
「…… Ahh.」
Alright, I think that’s quite enough for this bit, even though it’s pretty easy to make content for it. Next! Oh my God, what the hell is this alphabet even? I can’t understand shit from it!
「I am being told that we have two more questions to spare, so make that count, people! “Are you the Master Sky?” No, no I’m not. I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I am most certainly not. I’m just someone who managed to learn those moves thanks to practicing a whole lot in the field. One of the few merits that comes with the job, you know? When you are a mercenary, the battlefield basically becomes you personal playground and laboratory at the same time.」
It was fun when I became this Cursed Prison main mercenary messenger, but actually the psychological damage from all those questions was beginning to stack quite a bit…… It was starting to be really irritating, but it was also funny! Yes! Alright, onto the last question, then!
「And then finally we have…… “What is your favorite game ever”? Hmm……」
「Ahh……」
I cast Katsu a quick glance in a hurry, hoping that no one would be able to pick up on that. No, no, no…… I can’t just tell a bunch of randos something like that, especially since I have no idea what they are going to do with that information.
Also, it would not be wise of me to unveil my soft spot for shitty games. Not if the whole country might be watching. Hell, like this even the whole is going to find out at this rate!
Yes, that’s right. For example, I recommend the dignity destruction game “Dog Life”. As a person who is required to establish the electric pole relationship with the dog NPC right off the bat in the tutorial level, it is a game that is ridden with questionable plotlines and quests the further you delve into it, an experience that is sure to start depleting your sanity bar sooner rather than later. Yes, it’s a very bizarre and weird game…… In my personal opinion, I’m abandoning my dignity as a person online more often than I do something that boosts my self—esteem. But on the other hand the dog fighting route and the police dog route are very entertaining.
That is, until that one DLC came out and instead of giving you more of a dog experience it threw beetles at you completely out of the left field…… Perhaps the dogs grew stale all too fast even for the developers themselves? That’s always a possibility here. Also, there was an added Elementary School route which was a complete and utter torture to play through. It’s laughable that such a game became a pile of flaming garbage so quickly and that it did so without as much as blinking.
「Of course it would be Galaxia Heroes: Chaos at the current moment…… W-What about Nephilim Hollow, you say? You see, it’s a good game, but it’s supposed to receive a sequel sometime soon, right? And Galaxia Heroes: Chaos is really similar to it. I mean, honestly both of those games are running on ShangriLa Frontier’s engine, so the amount of freedom when it comes to playing is going to be superb.」
I mean, as far as you are willing to forget about the difficulty of controls and a few other minor things, but that’s not important right now.
To be perfectly honest, I wanted to recommend Bakumatsu Online to all of those people. However, I was afraid that after getting their asses kicked or being downright traumatized some of those people might actually want to go after me, so let’s leave it at Nephilim Hollow for now. Yes, that’s for the best here.
I know that Nephilim Hollow tends to be depopulated these days, but it is more than enough of a reason to not delve into too much details about it here. Especially since there is always a risk that someone might recognize me in the worst case scenario.
Now, while I was saying all of that, Silvia Goldberg, or rather Silver Mask was starting to shake all over and looked as if she couldn’t wait anymore for something.
「Well then, No Face-san! How about making a message to all of the viewers out there who watch us right now? And since the number of views managed to exceed a terrifyingly large sum of twenty million, you’d better make that message count!」
Hey, why the fuck would you ever want to start smacking me around like that when I am in front of you!?
What manner of cryptic bullshit are you shouting to a poor high schooler? Or never mind that, to the whole world!? Ehh, ahh, ehh, ahh, ehh, uhh……
Inhale…… (Also showing the empty can of Riot Blood Revolting Lantern towards the camera.)
「The only reason why I managed to get here is because of this! Thank you so much, Riot Blood Revolting Lantern!」
「Isn’t that pretty much like a late night TV shopping channel?」
「* The effect may vary from person to person.」
「Umm, direct marketing like that is a little bit much…… Eh? It’s okay since one of the sponsors is actually Gatling Drums? Seriously?」
Yeah, everything should be just fine here.
「Say, Ka….. I mean Ke…… Is it fine now? It should be, right!? We can do it now, can’t we!?」
「The television broadcast is going to be over soon, but the online broadcast is going to continue as planned.」
「I’m sorry, but I feel like my engines are about to come to a full stop in a moment or two……」
「Here, No Face! Please drink this!」
Oh, for me? Well, thank you, don’t mind if I do.
「Energy Drinks junkie……」
It’s not like with the Riot Blood, I still remember how to make curry rice perfectly…… or at least I think I do. So what is this? “Energy Keiser”? Hmm, it’s not bad, but…… Yeah, when it comes to the taste and the effects, I get a feeling that it couldn’t even lick the soles of Riot Blood’s boots.
「Umm…… What is it?」
「Yes! Next fight! Let’s go!!!」
No. No, no, no, no, no. Silver Mask-san, you have to be joking, right? Right? …… Please tell me that you are joking, for the love of God!
Are. You. Actually. Fucking. Kidding. Me. Right. Now!?
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