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ShangriLa Frontier Chapter 583: Oh, the Nostalgic Memories of the Era Filled With Red Glory Part 1

[THE ONLINE FORUM FOR THE REMNANTS OF THE EXILED COUNTRY]

Comrade Pastel
Huh? Who would have thought, huh? Honestly, I never would have thought that this place would be up and running once more after so many time have already passed. Guess you really must expect the unexpected in this life, huh?

Comrade Peppa
No, it’s nothing as spectacular as you might think it is. You see, this site was long ago deemed to have ceased all of its operations. So it was deemed as finished and abandoned. It was just a matter of officially terminating the domain, which no one bothered to do.

Comrade Omitted Sword Leopard
Comrade Huggleman seemed to have stuck with it for personal reason, I heard. Something about the site’s being filled with too much precious memories to just let it go like that, or something alongside those lines.

Comrade Huggleman
Yes. It. Is. I. Am. Here.

Comrade Pastel
Oh, hey there! Long time no see, Comrade!

Comrade Garrison
Actually, the two of us were playing together not so long ago, so it’s not all that “It’s been a while!” for some of us here.

Comrade Skytub Madness
Huh? What? What’s up with that? Did the two of you went crazy somewhere else? Tell us! I want to hear the details so bad!

Comrade Huggleman
Actually, we were meeting offline for the purpose of talking some things out when it comes to our plans. And what do you know, we hit it off almost right away! It felt as though I was talking to one of my relatives! (male)

Comrade Peppa
…… Hm? What do you mean by that?

Comrade Omitted Sword Leopard
…… Huh!? Say what now!? An offline meeting!?

Comrade Pastel
Ehh!? Seriously!? Are you kidding me!? Comrade Garrison is a dude!? I had no idea!? My vision is now completely ruined!

Comrade Garrison
I did not wanted to act in a way that would deceive anyone, so if I did, I am sorry for that. It’s just that my voice is just like that for some reason. Maybe it will change with time, who knows……? But anyways, that guy is amazing! He just spotted me and he knew that it was me right from the get go! How crazy is that!?

Comrade Nail Nail
No way!? Are you freaking kidding me right now!? So, you are telling me that Garrison-chan was a Garrison-kun all along!? Have we been deceived here!? And we had no idea this whole time!? That’s some crazy technique! Dude, just who are you!? Some sort of a stealth master or something!?

Comrade Garrison
Once again, I am really sorry for the confusion. There was a time when I was deliberately trying to deceive people just for the laughs and their shocked reactions upon the great “reveal”. But I don’t do that anymore. Now I try to clear any misunderstandings before they can even occur.

Comrade Skytub Madness
…… Does that mean that we can actually treat you as crossdresser? Or maybe a trap? Or maybe…… a FEMBOY? (undressing and sitting upright all of a sudden)

Comrade Huggleman
Unfortunately, none of those things are correct. I would say it’s all about a special make-up, or something alongside those lines.

Comrade Nail Nail
Oh yeah, I can definitely see what you meant by special memories before. Now I am going to be the very same way. A few years into the future I will look up on this memory and reminiscent about how my presumed female gamer-friend turned out to be a male gamer friend. So yeah, there we have it, I guess.

Comrade Star Driver
Oh, won’t you look at that. I come in here first time in like forever, and what do I see? Some strange excitement right off the bat! Nice! This is what I have been waiting for all this time!

Comrade Pastel
Oh, well, if it isn’t Ketsudora! Yo, it’s been a while, man!

Comrade Omitted Sword Leopard
Hey there, Ketsudora! How are you doing these days? Everything good? Or maybe not so much?

Comrade Peppa
Hey, so I was wondering about something here…… Is Ass Dragon still a forbidden phrase her or not? I’m not going to get banned from typing this, right?

Comrade Star Driver
Yeah, I case you were unable to figure it out, you stupid shithead, it’s still a forbidden phrase here. So if you don’t want to get banned for typing it, you’d better not do this ever again if you know what’s good for you.

Comrade Nail Nail
Alright then, have it your way, I guess. As for me, I am just going to keep abbreviating it the way I usually was, if you do not mind me doing that.

Comrade Huggleman
Whoa, that’s some serious determination right there if I do say so myself. Nice, really nice.

Comrade Star Driver
You’ll see, a few years from now on, you are going to be very proud of that determination of yours.

Comrade Garrison
Yeah, instead of something so useless like that, how about actually getting better at communicating with other people? That would be so much better, wouldn’t you agree?

Comrade Skytub Madness
So, I guess that the nickname Ketsudora is here to stay, huh? Sorry to say this, dude, but it doesn’t look to me like you are going to get rid of it anytime soon.

Comrade Huggleman
Umm, this exchange was so funny that I genuinely cried out there, and missed the flow of the conversation completely. Sorry, but what were we talking about here again?

Comrade Cellulose
This sounds like some advanced technical shit! Like, cryptography and such, you know? But still, it was all quite impressive! Nicely done, guys!

Comrade Tasmanian Angel
Is this supposed to be some sort of an alumni meeting? A class reunion? Quite frankly, I don’t know what the hell is going on and its making me feel mighty confused.

Comrade Nail Nail
It seems that these days not many people are coming in here since they have spread about different games, and those tend to have their respective forums. So only a handful of devoted followers left in here, I guess.

Comrade Cellulose
I was planning on playing properly, but because of my sister, I’m going to play in the gray zone again.

Comrade Pastel
Whoa there, that’s some truly saddening reason

Comrade Cellulose
If all goes well, I will get the land in the prime location near Thirdrema.

Comrade Nail Nail
Oh, maybe I should do that too, huh? The upper layer is unusually fashionable, wouldn’t you say?

Comrade Huggleman
No, no, no. Since we are all the great comrades in here, united by the common cause, wouldn’t it make more sense if we were to just create our own independent state? How about we start with my house back in the royal capital?

Comrade Garrison
Huh? Sure, but I mean, isn’t the land around the royal capital messy as all hell? You really want to live there? Wouldn’t Eidolato make a much better choice here? I mean, it’s way prettier out there.

Comrade Omitted Sword Leopard
Yeah, I mean, the neighbourhood is filthy, so there might be pollution and filthy air invading our own livelihoods.

Comrade Skytub Madness
No, I guess it would be more accurate to say that out there there are more ships than homes, huh?

Comrade Nail Nail
Yeah, I guess that might be it, but on a completely unrelated manner…… Am I the only one who’s got the feeling of a tremendous déjà vu from hearing the name Tsuchinoko?