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Chapter 420 part 1

Day 97 – Nighttime, White Weirdo Inn

It was boring, I didn’t get to do a thing, and what’s worst of all, I didn’t get to reach the goal in our game of dice even once! We run into a severe Master Bullying issue, where everyone would just surround me and ambush me. As soon as it appeared that I might win, they would band together, and do everything in their power to prevent me from reaching the goal. Well, it’s not like I was any better, and also kept interrupting everyone, setting up traps all over the place, creating a never ending sugoroku where absolutely no one gets to win? That kinda sucks?

Getting to the inn I immediately get to cooking, before the Girls start with their shady Highschool Girl Cosplay Inn business again. Getting hit by that three times in a row was really tough for a Highschool Boy! That entire thing was super dangerous, basically Sex Offender Cultivation Program, forcing me to use『Muppet』to restrain my own hands that were starting to reach out against my will, as I kept enduring. As new alluring outfits arrived to this world, dealing with them started to demand more endurance than The 24 Hours of Le Mans race, a very dreamy situation which actually was a hidden trap of the same nature as those shady adult establishments. And as I tried to restrain my hands, the tentacles would start stretching out instead, it was really tough, like, seriously?

That’s something that should be done in privacy with their loved ones. Assaulting a lone pure sensitive young Highschool Boy in a group is kinda past bullying and is closer to molestation, and is a very serious issue that might as well be investigated by the Board of Education, but since they aren’t going to do anything producing anyway, no need to actually summon them here, okay? Like, pretty sure even the goblin would be annoyed if they suddenly showed up in the Forest?
　

「On the Orphans’ request it’s omurice today~. Or rather, when I ask the Orphans it’s always omurice? Well, since it’s also coming with Hamburg steak, so it’s basically a kid’s lunch? So in a way there is nothing surprising? It’s an orphan kids’ lunch, complete with Napolitan, fried chicken, and even Frankfurt sausages joining in, plus fried potatoes too, so of course there’s pudding as well? Yeah, and it’s all covered in ketchup, so it’s completely red?」

「「「「Let’s diiig in!」」」」

I was pretty happy about being able to suppress the Cosplay Festival with food, but now that I think of it, it just means that they are just gonna sit in their tight spats and leggings after taking off their armor. Is there no peace for a Highschool Boy? I mean, there is some jiggling action in those leggings that is in no way inferior to the juggling action of that puddling, I’m pretty sure if I relax even for a moment my Highschool Boy days will be all over? Could you at the very least go with black leggings like before? Please? Grey is too much for me in the morning? And the second I looked away, the greyness ratio suddenly jumped up! Pink is pretty bad too… Will tea suddenly jump out as well if I think that it’s kinda risque?
　

Jiggle-jiggling to get seconds, they then bounce-bounce back to their seats. It seems they are in for One More Set again. However, One More Set ends up perfecting their figures even further, ultimately converting consumed food into destructive power against Highschool Boys, a vicious perpetual loop!

Maybe because of the rain, but the humidity was high, as well as the temperature. The meal raised everyone’s body temperature too, and with such a crowd, the room itself grew warmer. And once sweat started to form, the spats became even more villainous, clinging tightly to moist skin, and together with the sheen of sweat created an extremely suspicious dining scene! They were designed so that when damp, the woven threads would tighten slightly and the fabric weave would open up to maintain breathability and comfort, so wearing them was perfectly comfortable, but looking at them was dangerous. Those spats, already possessing tremendous destructive power, and now with them clinging even tighter to the body, even if only so slightly, further exposing the soft curves… This is impossible. I need to escape quickly.

「Mmm… Mmmha… Mmmmh」 「Phha……mmmh, soo big…… (slurp-slurp)……」 「Aaahm……Mmhmm……Mmmm, (*sluurp……gulp-gulp*)」

Letting out sweet moans, they pressed saliva-moistened lips against the thick, long, frankfurt sausages, their slightly parted lips pecking at it them as if caressing, slowly taking the thick frankfurt sausages into their mouths as if struggling with it, their red tongues licking along its surface… This is way too erotic! Those tongue motions are no good, normally, people don’t make such suggestive sounds when eating a frankfurt sausage! They probably should be banned after all, something about this is dangerous. I’m so glad I built the orphanage. It would be a disaster if the Orphans started copying this!

Why do I have to go through a Highschool Boy torture over a simple dinner time? There is even a super suspicious BGM coming from every direction? At this rate the kids menu might get R18 restricted!

I barely did anything today, but the dinner alone was enough to drain me of all strength, and thus I head to the bath. The Girl will be doing One More Set, but judging by calorie consumption, they will have to do Dance Revolution too. It’s gotten to a point where tight spats are becoming a huge trouble. Let’s get over with the bath before leotards show up.

「Pheeew.」(Jiggle-Jiggle～)

My body feels light. The fatigue that had built up seems to melt into the hot water, gradually dissipating. Thinking about it, I’ve been constantly busy with something, so it was the first time I spent the entire morning just playing cards and sugoroku. Well, it might be the first time sugoroku was introduced to this world, so it truly was the first time. I hadn’t really moved my body much in battle either, only using vibration magic here and there. There was a bit of worry that I might’ve grown dull from resting since yesterday, but there was no pain or heaviness, my body felt light and relaxed instead.

　
I slowly stretch my arms and legs in the water, relaxing as I soak in the hot water. This wasn’t really the time to be relaxing so much, but I was probably being made to rest. I have to get stronger quick or I’ll lose my life, but I guess my body is pretty worn down from me pushing it too hard. Now it felt light and flexible, as if it was reborn.

　
In the end, long-range saturation attacks were banned, and the infiltration habit I’d made to confirm the target and investigate whether there were any Sexy Sisters turned out to be useless. Just like with the tuxedo, the probability of clothes I make for myself becoming useless is abnormally high. Even the yukata, who knows when it’ll ever get another chance to be used.

Getting out of the bath I find Leotards doing reggae dance, with grinding and stuff, so I’d better escape. Excessive stimulations are prohibited for Highschool Boys, and observing something like that might get Highschool Boy into a grooving and hip-hopping mood, so I have to get out of here!

Getting to the room I start working, making an effort not to look at the images in my head. I mean, Dancing Girl-san seems interested in all sorts of dances, so I taught her some? I didn’t even think she would teach this to the girls? Well, it probably will be effective for the hip up effect?