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Chapter 634

Day 129 – Afternoon, Dungeon, 63F

Since I’d apparently worried them, I handed out some fries and frankfurters. …But seriously, why is it that in this world, people treat frankfurters like some kind of erotic art performance, licking and sucking them down like pros? Yeah, walking becomes pretty damn awkward after that!

That thick, meaty frankfurter, teased by a red tongue… it was the true trap of the Dungeon Emperors! Yeah, they totally left me behind. Dungeon life is terrifying, because when a beautiful woman does it, her face looks insanely erotic!

Snapping my hip armor back into place with a shakiin and scooping up magic stones, I move on down. Hidden rooms eat up time, but even if there’s no jackpot loot, there’s plenty of stuff that’ll fetch a good price! Smells like a return of the Big Spender is in the air. Swords and spears rarely lose their market value,