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Chapter 305

Chapter 305: Trying to sneak out to watch the play with black-haired ladies in bikinis got me scolded?

Day 74 – Daytime, The Capital, Souvenir Store Orphanage Branch

Looks like everyone has finally calmed down. There was the matter of Oda-kun and others returning, the issue of suspicious individuals, but the true reason for the uproar among the girls is the current maidens’ predicament, the ascension of 『Sex King』!

The monster of Lewd Arts that Angelica-san and Nefertiri-san somehow managed to subjugate together after making him run out of mana. The King of Sex that freely uses battle techniques out of an entirely different league.

Hearing detailed accounts of his exquisite skills and secret moves the girls are dropping one after another, covering their noses. The ultimate technique. The ability to erotically play with the two Dungeon Emperors, that brought them to their knees, and forced them to collapse. That skill to discern the weak point and envelop the entire body with an otherworldly stimulation is terrifying.

Shimazaki-san and others also had a crazy experience during dress fitting, spending the entire time in a daze unable to stand. It seems those fearsome 『Magic Hands』 have became even more insane. And now 『Sex King』 powers were added to that.

「That is dangerous, pleasure, drives mad.」

「It’s more… dangerous, than dying.」

However, when he is making underwear or dresses, unlike the times with Angelica-san and Nefertiri-san, he is only measuring or adjusting, and yet, there is such destructive power! That can actually be used as a legitimate attack! Or rather running his lips along the inguinal ligament while licking it with a tip of his tongue, play-biting while kissing on superior iliac spine, ah, ah, play-biting!? AH-AWAWAWAWAWAWwawa~

(Overheating)

And so the morning started with everyone making a racket and giving Haruka-kun glancing looks full of fear and interest, but it seems they finally calmed down. There also was a short course on the heights of sexual technique, organized by Nefertiri-san, creating quite a weird mood, but it finally calmed down.

But if it takes two Dungeon Emperors working together, then for us it would be four? No, maybe five people… Pinning him down with five people and then… Eerhm, according to what we learned from the heights of sexual technique, gently caress it with finger tips, making sure to maintain the touch so light that it would barely feel like touching, caressing, and then, and then! Take it into the mo-mo-mou… (*plonk*)

(Corruption of maidens in process?)

「MEDIC! The Pres once again got KO’ed by her own wild fantasies? Stuff a mushroom into her mouth.」

「Jaa. (*Nom*)」

Mmmn. Such being the case, we also learned what Oda-kun’s and others were doing. Just as Haruka-kun anticipated, beastmen in the Beastmen Country were targeted. Letting the Kingdom and the Theocracy fight each other they were reaching for magic stones concessions while also suppressing mushroom production to raise prices in order to rake in profits. And in the meantime, using the timing when two countries were unable to take any action, they also launched an attack on the Beastmen Country in an attempt to get as many slaves for themselves as possible. No matter which part of the plan were to fail, it still would’ve turned a profit for them, but that is precisely why it was read, and failed in its entirety, leading to them reaping enormous losses and currently being in the process of collapse. Beating Merchants Confederation by ripping them off… It seems that his rip-offs have finally violated national laws for fraudulent business practices.

「Oda and others look kinda different, aren’t they?」

「They killed with resolve, in order to protect others.」

「And we were forced to deal with monsters again.」

「The God said that was impossible… But Haruka-kun probably still hasn’t given up on sending us back to our world. That’s why he is making sure we wouldn’t have to kill other people.」

That’s right, he hasn’t given up.

「But what about Oda-kun, Kakizaki-kun, and others? They’ve already killed a few people, right? And Haruka-kun himself too… That’s just…」

「The boys must have no intentions of going back anymore. They will stay here.」

「Eh, no way! Then, if we go back…」

「That’s right~, so you have to make a decision~, before Haruka-kun finds a way to go back~. What will you do~, what do you want to do~.」

There is no way it’s possible. Even that absurd higher being with powers in a completely different league, even that elderly god, even he said that it was impossible, even going as far as to bow his head to apologize to us. So that is absolutely impossible.

But if it’s Haruka-kun, it might not be so certain. That’s why we have to make the choice on our own. We have to make our own decision and say out loud that we aren’t going back not because we can’t but because we won’t. Otherwise there is no meaning to it.

And now, there are crowds. With Haruka-kun’s return there is an abundance of goods again, as the result, the store is extremely busy since the morning. Word of mouth has customers flooding the store from all corners of the Capital. Women’s clothes are selling incredibly well, and with the impact from the theater play 『❤Frontier』 goods are sold out as soon as new party arrives. But the people in the Frontier aren’t wearing 『❤Frontier』 T-shirts, you know?

「Such popularity makes you curious to see the play too, right?」

「But the black-haired maiden warriors in bikinis? Also, that scenario has Haruka-kun hiding in the castle while letting the girls do all the fighting… 」

「This might be better than the reality of middle-aged men massacre? I mean, that bamboo village… That was a blasphemy towards the real bamboo village!」

「Meriel-san fought alongside the Royal Guard, but the story has her singlehandedly annihilating the Theocracy’s knights?」

Piecing together the bits from the customers’ conversations it became clear that they don’t have an accurate picture of events, and simply glued together what they knew into the play. Which created the mysterious youth, who leaves fighting to maiden warriors, while playing the role of a strategist, trapping enemies from the castle. Well, calling him a strategist wouldn’t be that far off, but he is a super offensive frontline strategist who directly attacks enemies, performing the worst of atrocities on them?

「In the play, the strategist apparently ends up running around from the enemies that invaded the castle, and gets rescued by Murimur-sama?」

「That strategist runs around to gather all enemies in one spot to obliterate them in one go, deserving 『Do not touch! Dangerous!』 label, so doesn’t actually need any rescue?」

「Yeah, but he was running around from the elderly odor? Is that something he needs to be rescued from?」

「Everyone in Haruka-kun’s group, be it Haruka-kun, or Angelica-san, or Slime-san, or Nefertiri-san, fought solo, so they probably don’t know about them.」

That’s right, no one knows about the four that fought in the most dangerous of places.

The play where the ones who should be praised the most either don’t appear at all or are relegated to supporting roles. The play where the true saviors of the Frontier are nowhere to be seen.

On the contrary, the running strategist is a comic relief.

It’s a world without much entertainment, so in truth everyone wants to see it. The issue with bikini warriors also can be solved by hiding our hair when we go there.

But we surely will be infuriated by it.

Even though the Capital just became peaceful and is excited about the play.

But we surely will shout.

It’s finally become peaceful, but we can’t forgive the play mocking Haruka-kun who kept fighting and fighting to make it happen.

That’s why we aren’t going to watch it. We understand that they probably simply don’t know, but we still can’t forgive it.

That alone we cannot yield. That alone is something we shouldn’t forgive.

It doesn’t matter if no one else knows. The person in question isn’t going to mention it anyway.

But what right do they have to laugh at him? Where in this world is at least a single person who can ridicule Haruka-kun?

Why does Haruka-kun, who fought until the very end to protect everyone’s happiness, have to be a laughingstock?

That’s why we are definitely not going to watch it. Because I’m sure we will end up destroying and burning the entire play if we did.

Even now, Haruka-kun is driving himself insane with trial and error, trying to add weapons to our party dresses, to make sure we won’t come to any danger. He is constantly wracking his brains trying to protect everything, attempting outrageous things as the result. That might be wild and comical in a way.

But the only one allowed to ridicule, laugh, and sneer at that is the one who managed to save the world all by themself. The people who aren’t trying to save anything aren’t allowed to laugh at Haruka-kun desperately struggling to save everything. It doesn’t matter if it’s a mistake or a play, I surely will be enraged upon seeing that.

But please don’t add weapons to dresses? And no chains too? And remove those spiky shoulders pads as well? It’s a dance party, not a dungeon attack?