3 bar menu

Chapter 56 Part 1 – Mr. Queer Witch and I are reading each other, causing sparks to fly around. And what are the seven phantoms!? And then, the third person from the five heroes!! Enter the fray, the melee, the great chaotic battle!

Good evening, everyone.

The moon tonight is deathly thin and sharp.
But even on a night like this, I’m sure lovers will be talking passionately to each other.
I wish the tip of the moon would pierce those people who are satisfied with their offline life.
…… Oh, no, no, no. If I think about it, it seems like my father and mother would be the first to be targeted.
I wonder when those two will get out of their newlywed mood.
I’ve lived in a loop for 「108 times」 in my life and yet I’ve never had a decent romantic experience, let alone getting married.
Am I really their child?
I don’t think I have even the slightest bit of their love gene.

…… I’d rather be a sharp character than a cute and innocent character.
My name is Scarlet Ruby Noel Lingard, the main character of this story.

My dream for the future is to become a reclusive and humble young lady.
On the outside, I am 3 years old!! On the inside, I am 28 years old, the age when I died!! I am a beautiful little girl with red eyes and red hair.
I have a little-girl-like urge to jump up and down with my hands in the air, but once I succumbed to it and did it secretly, everyone ended up seeing me doing it and my pride shattered into pieces!!

「Little rabbit, bounce bounce!!」

I said so to deceive the others and played the innocent little girl mode on the spot. Afterwards, I felt so embarrassed that I loathed myself.
Little rabbit …… a fraudulent little girl with the mind of a 28 year old, playing as a little rabbit ……
Is there any alcohol that can be drunk even if the body is 3 years old?
I am a slightly cynical pretty girl due to the loop experience of being killed for 「108 times」.

At the age of three, the sense of self is budding and the rebellious period against mothers is in full swing.
I am sure you are worried about many things.
But don’t forget.
Children, in their own way, are also struggling in their own little worlds.

I, too, am troubled in my own childish way.
I want to trade with other kingdoms in an even larger scale

I want to make a lot of money, I want to fortify the duke’s mansion so that it can resist even if the four great kingdoms send troops, I ponder about how to make the four great kingdoms fight against each other and reduce their national power, and so on. Is there any consultation place where a good child can go to discuss their problems?

Previously on this story.
Mother received an invitation to a ball from the Countess who was the ringleader of the bullying 14 years ago.
Mother gathered her courage and decided to attend the ball.
The Countess is definitely up to something, but if you don’t go into the tiger’s den, you won’t get the tiger’s cubs!!
Advance forward, justice is on our side.
Although heaven’s vengeance is slow, but it will happen for sure

…… Hey there, you cross-dressing maid. Don’t tilt your head to the side and say with a doubtful tone, 「But there is no justice exacted for pooping on someone?」 Don’t let the brilliant image of different world romance be replaced by a different image of curry. And don’t teach the muscle-brained people of the〈Lawless Crew〉with the wrong knowledge. Just look, they’re nodding their heads seriously!!

「…… As expected of the young master, you have a deep ……」

It’s not deep at all!! It’s even shallower than a puddle!!
What if you accidentally say it somewhere else?
Nobles judge the dignity of a household by its servants.
If there is a rumor that the household of Duke Wilhelm likes to make dirty jokes, I’ll have no one to marry me, won’t I?

Anyway, as we harmoniously headed to the ball, a mysterious person that can manipulate plants attacked our carriage. We were victorious, but another queer guy personality appeared. Moreover …… he seems to be a pretty strong character? Round 2 begins!!

Eh, you have no idea what I’m talking about?
In other words, it’s a battle against a queer witch, leaving behind the ballroom scene that is common in a different world romance ……
Umm, yeah, even I don’t know what I’m explaining anymore.

I’m sorry, the main story will start now ……

「…… What a strange young lady, you don’t seem to be 4 years old, and yet it doesn’t look out of place to see you commanding such a fierce group of people. Standing above others …… It’s like you’re a queen. As expected of the successor deemed worthy by the True Emperor’s Ruby.」

I could not see the queer witch’s expression from his face covered in green.
But I could feel his admiration.
He does not underestimate me as a little girl. He is quite a remarkable queer.
Bradd brought his hands together and clapped.

「…… Come to think of it, sometimes Scarlet calls herself an atrocious queen.」

「E-Eehhh …… declaring yourself an S queen at that age? That’s a little bit shocking…… Isn’t it too early in life to decide what your sexual disposition is?」

I’m not that kind of queen!!
Well, I can’t really confide in you about the 「108 times」 loop.
Bradd would be so hurt if he found out that he had killed me multiple times.
Even if it has nothing to do with the Bradd right now.
He’s so open minded, but also naive in a weird way.

「…… Ufufu, an excellent woman has a lot of secrets.」

I regained my composure and brushed back my red hair.
I am a slightly mysterious older sister tonight.

Then, Idiot Bradd burst out in laughter.

「What’s so funny!!」

I threw another folding fan that I had hidden at him.
My talent with the bow has yet to blossom, but I am confident in my pitching skills, it’s all thanks to my training in throwing the murderous ruby as a trump card against the four princes. Now I can throw an extremely fast pitch without moving my legs, using only the power of my upper body. The fan hit Bradd right in the forehead.

「…… That hurts!! Scarlet, just how many fans are you hiding?」

With the maid uniform swaying, Bradd’s head was thrown backwards.
He rubbed his forehead and complained, but I ignored him.

As a matter of etiquette, a noblewoman would tie a pocket pouch around her waist before wearing a skirt. They would then slip their hands through a tear in the side of the skirt and pull out various fashionable items. But as a child, I did not need many items to dress myself.

So instead of a pocket bag, I wear a holster-like thing around my waist with many folding fans stuck in it for quick access. I can throw them blindingly fast and I can also throw two fans at the same time with both hands, instead of two guns. …… The accuracy of my throwing is so high that it can scare off stray kittens with its deadly killing ability.

It’s great for bluffing.
I can throw it right at the face of the bad guy who tries to quietly sneak away.

In addition, since I’m a helpless little child, I leave the punishment all to others.

「I wonder if there are many genius children in this period, there was the princess of this kingdom, that girl who looks like an abyss, and now you as well. It makes me lose confidence as an adult. But because you are a genius, you may see too much of the whole picture, and instead, you may be unable to pay attention to your feet. …… So be very careful.」

Mr. Queer Witch mentioned something that made me feel uneasy.

I can kind of tell by what he has said and done so far that he is a person of character.
He is not a person who would make instigating remarks for no reason.
As evidence of this, he seems to be staring intently at me.
Is he trying to tell me something implicitly?