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Special Commemorative Story 3

 

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Translator: Nat

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A Day Before South Yuguria Invaded Goldonia……

A slender man knocked over a muscular man.
Spectators cheered at the unexpected development.

「Oh, a martial arts tournament. It’s not particularly interesting watching men fight each other though.」

An actual war might lift my spirits a bit, but a sword fight with fake weapons just makes me sleepy.
Even with reward money encouraging participants to fight desperately, it’s boring to watch.

Unlike the spectacle I experienced in the Federation, this one is no more than a side show with a few dozen fighters.
And the one who surprisingly suggested this was Adolph.
He said that having such entertainment once in a while would help the mood in Rafen.
Apparently, it is supposed to produce a noticeable effect for a relatively low cost.

「Aegir-sama won’t join?」

Celia appears, clapping her hands together.

「There’d be no opponents.」

「Ah……」

I was thinking of participating rather than watching, but all the fighters would withdraw and the tournament would be wrecked, so Adolph stopped me.

「Everyone is too afraid to fight Aegir-sama. It won’t be an occasion to forget oneself and have fun if they genuinely fear for their lives!」

What are you saying, Celia didn’t ask that.

「Anyways, where did you go just now? The toilet again?」

「No! I don’t use the toilet that often! ……I just went to check the participants as someone strange was mixed in despite the tournament being restricted to citizens only.」

Now that I think about it, I remember seeing a group of oddly-dressed poor people in the city earlier.
It was weird because they ignored me after we made eye contact, I guess they were trying to stay disguised.
They must want the prize……I feel a little bad for them.

「Aegir~ If you’re not interested in the matches, then play with us.」

Calling out to me is Carla. She doesn’t seem interested in the tournament either and came out after sensing the atmosphere.

When I follow her, she takes me to an area where an archery competition has been set up.

「Aegir-sama?」
「Hardlett-dono!!」

For some reason, Nonna and Irijina are here too.

「Nonna normally doesn’t exercise, and I figured her body would degenerate if she didn’t move, so I invited her. Irijina came on her own.」

「I’m not good at doing outdoor activities! Gosh, this barbaric……mmbl, mmbl.」

「Wahaha!! I’m here because I don’t get to use the bow very much! I felt like this was a good chance.」

Playing around with a bow might not be bad.
Nonna’s been getting a bit chubby lately.

「Hear that, Nonna-san?」
「You’re wrong! My breasts just grew a little larger, that’s all!」
「That’s gross in its own way. Seriously, what do you intend to become……a pair of boobs?」

I grab a bow as the girls squabble.

「Alright, then let me show you how it’s done first. You pull the string back like this……then let go at the end……like this!」

Carla briefly holds the bow still. Then an arrow flies out, hitting the center of the target.
The girls cheer softly.

「I’m rusty. I can’t believe I have to shoot at this range to hit the target. I should find some spare time to go hunting again.」

Her form looked perfect to me, but I guess as a former hunter she’s not satisfied.

「Now, it’s your turn. You probably won’t hit anything though.」

「Mrgh!」

Provoked by Carla, Celia takes up the challenge first.

「I’ve also trained with bows before. Aegir-sama, please watch me.」

The competitive Celia grabs a bow, checks the string and then aims at the target as she draws the string taut.
Her serious expression and beautiful form is a wonderful sight to behold. I have to hold myself back from wanting to tease her by blowing on her neck, she’ll probably get angry.

「Eei!」

With a cute shout, she looses the arrow, which flies and strikes the target roughly in the middle.
Although she didn’t hit the bullseye like Carla, the skillful Celia is more than capable of handling a bow.

「How’s that!? I hit the target!」

Celia sticks her chest out proudly, but Carla scoffs.

「Yes, if this was a competition, you’d get a high score.」

「What do you mean by that? Didn’t I hit the center!?」

Carla walks over to the target and flicks the stuck arrow with a finger.
The arrow easily drops to the ground from the action. The target is a bundle of straw, so it seems the arrowhead was fairly shallow.

「I’m saying the arrow lacked power because you focused too much on aiming. You won’t take down an enemy or any kind of prey like that.」

「Urk……」

Celia hangs her head beside me. Feeling bad for her, I pat her head.
Since this is for fun, I think Celia’s good enough, but still she becomes depressed.

「Next is Nonna then.」

「……this savage activity. Muuu……huh? How am I supposed to stand?」

「Oh geez, you’re starting from there? Like I said, you do this……」

Carla grumbles as she teaches the clueless Nonna.

「And I’m saying I can’t reach there, I can’t point the bow straight at all.」

After struggling for a while, Carla walks away grumpily.

「Your boobs are so big, you can’t hold the bow properly. That’s just dumb.」
「What, you’re just jealous!」

Nonna’s breasts are so massive that she can’t point the bow straight.
Unfortunately, it seems that she’s better off giving up on using the bow.

「Wahahaha! I’m next!!」

Irijina takes the bow and pulls the string taut before Carla can say anything.
I have a bad feeling……

「I’m going to pull it way back……here I go……aah, aah, aaachoo!」
「Uwah!」
「Gyaa! Not good!」

She looses the arrow simultaneously with her huge sneeze, which results in the arrow flying out at a 45 degree angle.
The arrow passes high above the target and disappears somewhere.

「……hopefully it doesn’t hit anyone.」

I hear a scream before I can finish speaking. Crap, no luck, huh?

「Guwaaa! A stray arrow stabbed me in the ass!」
「Gokhin-dono, hang in there! Even if you die, your debt won’t disappear!」

Phew, thankfully it’s not a big deal. That’s good.

「I guess I’ll give it a shot too.」

I actually like the bow quite a lot.
I’m not a natural so I don’t have the luxury to use it in battle, but doing it leisurely seems fun.

「Ah, then want to compete with me, Aegir?」

「Hm? I don’t mind, but I’m not good enough, Carla. It might not be fun for you.」

I doubt I’d beat her in an archery match.

「Fufun. That’s why I’m going to make it interesting by adding a punishment game.」

Carla smirks.

「This is unfair no matter how you look at it! Aegir-sama’s only good for his strength!」
「That’s right. Carla, don’t get cocky.」

「Eeh, I had a great idea too.」

Carla pouts and glances at me.

「It’s fine. I accept.」

A woman is saying to do it. I can’t reject her as a man.

「Yes! Then we’ll do a three-arrow match! Let’s go.」

Carla quickly assumes her stance and fires three consecutive shots.

「Ugh, I’m really rusty.」

All three hit the target, although one is slightly closer to the outside than the others.

「Alright, guess it’s my turn.」

To win, I need to get all my arrows clustered in the middle.

「Aegir-sama, you’ll snap the string if you pull back normally. Be gentle……pull back really softly.」

Celia advises. Got it, I’ll take it easy.

I close my eyes and picture it in my mind.
Gently……gently……like the way I knead Celia’s nipples……

And, with my eyes still closed, I loose the arrow.

「Eh!?」

Disregarding Carla’s gasp, I loose the next arrow.
I imagine Nonna’s ass next.

「No way!」

Last……how about Catherine’s clit.

「Eeeeeh!?」

When I open my eyes, only one arrow is stabbed into the target.
Ah, so two shots missed huh?

「That’s not it! The arrows hit each other……all three hit the exact same spot! That’s incredible!」

Celia jumps up and down in excitement, Carla slumps her shoulders in disbelief.

「I can’t believe Aegir is this good……」

Even I don’t know how I accomplished that, but I’ll gladly accept my prize now.

「……uwah.」
「That’s so embarrassing!!」
「Carla’s so perverted.」

「Who are you calling a pervert!? Tell that to Aegir!!」

The punishment I requested for Carla is, in short, to wear certain clothes.

Carla’s outfit is very cute with a fluttering dress and a short skirt.
The catch is that they’re meant for children.

「Hahaha, it suits you.」

Of course, the dress was too tight to wear as it is, so it was re-tailored in the store.
The shopkeeper had a warm look in his eyes.

Most of Carla’s above average breasts are spilling out of her clothes, and simply standing is enough for her underwear to be visible.

「You didn’t have to make me wear children’s underwear as well! It’s so small it’s digging into my ass~」

「Hahaha, you suggested the punishment game, you have to endure it. Out of curiosity, what would you have requested if you won?」

Carla blushes and squirms uncomfortably as she answers in a hushed voice.

「For you to do it outside with me……and expose various things to each other.」

What should I do next?

「Let’s play with the spear next!」

Irijina yells excitedly with a training spear resting on her shoulder.
It’s fine to be pumped up, just lower your volume. You scared the stray dog so much it jumped and ran away.

「Carla-san is out of it.」
「Mu, is that so?」

Carla is collapsed on a nearby bench.
She’s still wearing the children’s clothes and her ass is sticking out.
Two girls walk by, calling her a pervert.

「What are you doing?」

Catherine comes out with a puzzled face.
Oh perfect timing, she can replace Carla.

「I’m first again! Eei, yah!」

Celia steps firmly, spear in hand, and thrusts at a human-shaped dummy.

「Wahahahaha, too light, too light!! You won’t defeat an enemy like that!!」

「Mmgh!」

Celia sulks again.
No worries, I’ll pat your head again.

「And me again……yaa, toh.」

Nonna lunges with an absolutely unmotivated air about her.
Her thrust is unspectacular and so slow that a fly can stop on her spear. However……

「Incredible.」
「They really move around a lot!」
「……I’m jealous.」

Every time Nonna thrusts, her breasts bounce wildly.
They are clearly heavy. If someone manages to slip past her spear strikes and closes the distance, they’ll almost certainly be knocked back by her boobs.
It is truly a combination of offense and defense, I’ll name it Enormous Breast Flurry.

「Next is Catherine!!」
「Eeeh? Well, if I think of this as a way to protect myself……」

Catherine is more motivated than Nonna and imitates Irijina, except she’s bending her back more due to being afraid of the point of the spear.

「But this……」

She’s sticking out her ass in the opposite direction more than she’s sticking out the spear.

「It’s irresistible.」

I grab Catherine’s ass from behind.
I pretend like I’m fucking her doggy-style.

「Gyaa, what is it!?」

Not good. My lust acted out.
At this rate, I’ll be villified as a sex beast, I gotta smooth things over.

「You’re not putting your back into it. I’m holding your hips in place so you can focus on thrusting.」
「……right.」

I think I fooled her. Catherine sighs and then thrusts her spear.
As I thought, the thrust causes her ass to move back and push against my stomach.

「Mmm, I think you’re moving your legs wrong. If you step in more with your right leg……」
「Right right, touch me as you please.」

I give out instructions while rubbing her ass.
And in the confusion, I roll up Catherine’s skirt a little bit.

「What is this perverted training?」
「Before long, it’ll become a different kind of spear play.」

「We’re doing real spear training here!!」
「Kyaa, so noisy.」

Irijina then raises her voice next to us.

「Hardlett-dono! Compete with me!!」

「A match……I don’t mind.」

Unlike the bow, I’m pretty good with the spear so I won’t lose that easily.

「Ready……here I go!!」

Irijina unleashes a swift thrust.
Her thrust, which only appears as a flash of light even in my eyes, rips the dummy to shreds.

「Amazing.」
「So this is Irijina’s true power.」
「Mmm, smells lovely.」

Catherine and Celia marvel with wide eyes.
Meanwhile, Nonna starts drinking tea in the sun.
It feels like she’s regaining her selfishness lately.

「It seems I also have to give my all.」

I psyche myself up and assume a stance with the spear.
The spear feels as light as a feather compared to a long sword.

「Hmp!!」

I step inward and thrust with the spear.
My foot kicks up dust and the impact my spear makes when it contacts the target scatters straw.

「So powerful!」
「Irijina-san might be faster though.」
「I wonder where I put my cookies.」

Indeed, I may be stronger, but I’m not nearly as fast.
To win against her, I have to increase my speed.

I focus strength into the hand holding the spear.
My spirit sharpens and fills my body with energy.

As my concentration reaches its peak, I step in with my foot and thrust as hard as I can.

「Hmph!」

It is a satisfying thrust if I do say so myself.
I sense bloodlust not directed at anyone in particular ripple outward.

The powerful thrust possessing lightning speed and destructive ability completely penetrates the human-shaped target and――

「Wah!」
「Kyaa!」

The dummy is sent flying into the air and falls to pieces after a few seconds.
In terms of speed and power, my thrust is perfect. Sorry, but this is my victory.

「Guwaaa! This time a dummy came falling from the sky!」
「Stay strong! The interest is due the day after tomorrow, you can’t die until then!」

There’s another fuss outside again, but I ignore it.

「Looks like it’s my win, Irijina.」

When I turn to her with a grin, Irijina’s reaction is strange.

「Uu……ah……」

Is it because murderous intent leaked from my all-out attack?
I was thinking about winning against Irijina so my bloodlust might have unconsciously been directed at her.

「I didn’t mean to aim that at you. Don’t take it seriously――」

Trying to reassure her only causes a gush of water to be released.

「Wait! Eeeh!?」

Catherine becomes speechless and covers her mouth.

「Why did Irijina-san suddenly wet herself!? And it’s not just a little either!」

「Peeing while standing……not bad. Frustrating as it is, I acknowledge it.」

Irijina crouches down on the spot.

「I remembered what happened in the past because of Hardlett-dono’s bloodlust! Kuh……」

Her usual loud voice gradually softens and she begins to cry.
Sorry. The guilt I feel for what I did is not a joke.

Let’s move on.

「Me? Well, I don’t mind if it’s self-defense.」

Last is Catherine’s self-defense.

「I was taught to protect my chastity when attacked by an insolent person. ……well, a certain someone took Rose hostage and cruelly violated me though.」

「No need for the sarcastic remark.」

Come, let’s start training.

The practice partners are a group of guards who happen to be walking by.

「I guess I’ll start……sei!」

Celia grabs the arm of one of the guards acting as a hoodlum, then lowers her body to sweep his legs.
She proceeds to use the momentum and pull the guard over her shoulder and onto the ground.

Celia is, as expected, good at this. She performed a beautiful throw.
Except, that wasn’t the end of Celia’s technique.

「Hmph!」
「Gyaaa!」

Celia sinks a knee into the guard’s crotch, causing him to foam at the mouth.

「……hey, this is self-defense. Don’t kill him.」

「Huh!? Sorry, it’s a habit.」

This might be my fault for dragging her to the battlefield and making her develop a bad habit.
I hope that guy’s okay. As long as his balls aren’t crushed, he should be fine.

「Celia-sama’s leg……her healthily-tanned leg touched my groin……fufu……heeheeheehee.」

「Hmph!」

Celia’s knee sinks into the guard’s solar plexus, causing him to pass out this time.

「Next up is Nonna.」

「Urr, what do I do?」

Nonna grabs the arm of the soldier acting as the experiment subject and attempts to throw him, but her lack of power and proper technique prevents him from being moved anywhere.

「Ei! Ei! Tah!」

No matter how much she tries, the soldier simply looks on with a troubled expression.
His face gradually relaxes though.

「Heave ho, heave ho.」

Nonna tries desperately to topple the soldier.
Upon closer inspection, her unnecessary movements are making her boobs bounce around and hitting the soldier.

The soldier acts unnaturally nonchalant, but he’s obviously focusing on Nonna’s boobs.

「Dorya!」

My body moves on its own and throws the soldier in place of Nonna.
He travels through the air in an arc and lands somewhere.

「What was that, gosh……」

Sorry, I can’t help it when I think about another man touching Nonna’s boobs.
I’ll make it up to the soldier by buying him something later.

「Gyaaaa! This time a soldier came flying out of the sky!」

「More importantly, look for your wallet! Without it, you can’t pay for tonight’s inn fee. You want to be forced to eat weeds again!?」

Now then, am I going to compete with Catherine this time?

「……there’s no way I can win against you. It’s a different story if you want to torment me.」

「No, I don’t have that kind of hobby.」

I take Catherine’s hand and have her follow through with the throw.

「Oh, I got thrown.」

I don’t resist and let myself be thrown, or rather I help her by jumping up.

「Kyaa.」

After falling to the ground, I sweep Catherine’s legs.
She loses her balance and drops on top of me.

「Now, where do we go from here?」

「If I am the one pinning, then……」

Catherine takes my wrist and bends it back.
The technique is valid, however she doesn’t seem able to twist my hand.

「Then how about this?」

I roll over so Catherine is under me, and hold down both of her arms.

「If I’m held down, then……」

She raises her knee up to my crotch with discretion. Of course, it doesn’t budge me.
Thankfully she held back or I’d be worried about her shin bone.

「What about this?」

I cling to Catherine’s body and squeeze tightly.
Now, she can’t move her legs or arms.

「In this case……I do this.」

She presses her light pink lips on mine.

「What’s this farce?」

Celia watches with a disgusted look as we continue swapping spit.

「Nonna~ practice with me.」

「I said I don’t want to. Ow, ow, don’t twist my arm for real! You……geez. Take that!」

「Ahaha, you won’t hit anything with that weak――befh!」

I catch a glimpse of Carla being slapped by Nonna’s boobs in the corner of my eye.

And so, our relaxing training session ended peacefully.

「Nchu chu.」

「I can’t accept this! It’s not fair!」

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