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High School Hack and Slash Chapter 164 Part 2

「This is self-evident truth in muscle training. Of course, I believe you know of this already, but let me put it into words. In order to train your muscles, you have to go beyond your own limits. If you do not go beyond your current limits, you will not be able to renew your muscles. Make the impossible possible, and muscle tissues, which were destroyed as the price, would be restored with new strength. Yes, weight training is a battle against yourself. Destroy your own limitations and open the door to new domains—」

「Okay, we get it. Touma, hold on for a sec. Please, for God’s sake, step on the brake.」

Seiichi, who had been soaking in the hot water with a distant look in his eyes, threw in a retort for the sake of Subaru, who was taken aback.

「No, but.」

「No buts nor shits. Don’t suddenly rush toward idiosyncrasy in full throttle.」

「Ah, ahaha.」

*Splash* The Subaru, soaked up to the shoulder, smiled dryly.

「It’s not like Touma has any ill will or anything either, you see. It’s exactly because he doesn’t that makes it bothersome, but… Well, let’s leave the matter at that.」

「So we’re leaving it, huh….」

Seiichi, ignoring the muttering, put a towel on his own head.

「You probably won’t believe this, but despite appearances, he’s a very earnest guy. As the club president, he’s trying to welcome you, the newly joining club member… You are, aren’t you?」

「Yeah.」

As Seiichi, who was losing confidence in the middle of his speech, confirmed with him, Touma, with his arms crossed, nodded his head.

「At any rate. The trick to making it in our club… No, I mean in this Asagi-sou is, you see….」

「Y, yes.」

「If there are things that make you think: Ah, this is just impossible; just pretend you didn’t see it. You with me? As long as you don’t acknowledge it, it’d be the same as never happening. You’ve got to polish your ability to ignore things.」

「… Err.」

「Don’t worry. They’re harmless as long as you don’t extend your hands toward them yourself. Well… For the most parts, that is.」

Upon receiving such blunt advice, Subaru sported a subtle expression on his face.

「By the way, what do you mean by that?」

As Subaru tried to ask such a question, *splash* his voice was drowned out by the sound of water of hot water getting splashed.

From above the head of Touma, who was soaking in the hot water, something akin to a giant back-scratcher appeared.

Next to spring up from the space and loom over them was a dog-like fox-like beast mask with a red fringed pattern.

*Splash* Plunging its other foreleg into the bathtub, its huge body like a small mountain gradually sprang up as well.

Shaking its head with a buzz, it came out all the way down to its snake-like tail.

「Iyou.」

「Yeah, let’s wash your body first.」

Touma, firmly grabbing the tail of baby Nue that was trying to submerge into the hot water as it was, pulled it all the way to the washing area.

We were talking about the clean lover baby Nue here, so it didn’t dislike being washed either.

As it got pulled along, it rumbled its throat and purred.

However, the purring was not that of an adorable kitten, but one akin to the rumbling of a distant thunder.

It was a heavy rumbling sound that shook and made the surface of the water ripple and resonated deep in the pit of one’s stomach.

*Creak creak* Subaru, who had stiffened up, turned his head in a creaking manner.

Seiichi, who was at the other end of his line of sight, was looking up at the night sky with a face of someone who had attained liberation.

「… Um, Seiichi, kun.」

「… Ignore it. Even if you don’t want to, you’ll eventually get used to it.」

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　The room offered to Subaru and co. was a single room on the first floor.

In the entry-class low-ranked dormitories, getting a single room was tantamount to preferential treatment.

It was a room that was originally occupied by a certain dorm leader.

The room was rarely ever used again these days, so they decided to hand it over to Subaru and co.

「Sigh, it truly is a strange dormitory, isn’t it?」

One of the cards possessed by Subaru as well as his childhood friend, Ruka, was sitting on the bed.

「Moreover, the magical energy is crazy rich. Comparable to the dungeon mid stratum.」

The one who inhaled the air as she took a deep breath was similarly one of the cards, Fuuka.

「Hmm. Subaru is showing rapist eyes.」

In front of Subaru, who was sitting absentmindedly in the chair, one of the petite cards, Anju, was waving her hand in a flutter.

「He’s been raped at once. He must have been trained to have dry orgasm like crazy in the bath.」

「… No, you’ve got it wrong. Nothing happened there. Yes, I didn’t see anything at all.」

Anju, compelled by a sense of duty to prevent Subaru, who was mumbling and muttering to himself, from falling into femalehood, swiftly pulled down his pants and sucked his penis into her mouth.

It was a drastic measure to remind him of his male sensation.

「Err, so, speaking of this 『Manual for Living in Asagi-sou – Behind the scenes』…」

What Ruka was holding in her hand was the free dormitory newsletter published by the Asagi-Sorority.

It was designed not only for new dorm residents, but also to distribute information to dorm residents on a regular basis.

In it, they explained the correct way to eat the tomatoes they received, and how to deal with it when they exploded.

Fishing information, such as recommended lures and instructions on how to make quasi-lures.

A diagram of off-limits zones and a distribution map of Null Mobs occurrence.

The estimated time when the fortune ornament gimmicks often made appearances in the open-air baths.

Columns of recommended Null Mobs, nighttime companion arcs 『Beginner to Advanced』.

And so on, it was filled with such nonsensical mini-corners.

「As I thought, this girls’ dorm is just too weird, isn’t it?」

Rather than the Asagi-sou itself, they were more taken aback by the dorm residents who were accepting those things.

As far as the dorm residents were concerned, they didn’t mind the oddities, which were growing bit by bit, as they found them convenient, and as a result had been ignoring them.

「By the way, this. It sprouted in the hallway, so I plucked it off and took it with me.」

「T, that’s, Null Mob-chan from the beginner level nighttime companion?」

What was held in Fuuka’s hand was the Null Mob recommended in the Nighttime Companion column.

It was a mysterious creature, cylindrical and translucent, with a dubious elasticity.

It was a kind of slime-like, meaningless monstrosity (Null Mob) that came in a variety of sizes, thicknesses, lengths, and colorings.

One end stuck to the wall like a sea anemone, swaying against gravity.

Such a sight could be seen here and there in Asagi-sou.

Also, they grew by simply watering them and exposing them to light, and if you took good care of them, they would even grow to love you.

「You use it by sticking it to a wall or a chair, apparently. They’re soft and don’t move by themselves too much, so they’re suitable for beginners, they said.」

「B, by using it, in what manner?」

Fuuka stuck the thing, which jiggled and shook when poked, on top of the desk.

Then, she slowly rolled up her skirt and pulled down her panties.

「… Like this, perhaps?」

「Fuuka-chan, wait a minute. You can’t just try it out of the blue, can you?!」

「It’s fine. I chose one that’s smaller than Subaru’s, after all.」

Ruka was flustered, but Null Mobs were basically harmless beings.

Knowing this, Fuuka, as if going with the saying of: you could never tell unless you tried; put her buttocks on the desk.

「Ah~… Yes, how should I put it, it’s like, a soft vibrator… Ahn.」

「Awawa, Fuuka-chan. A, are you okay?」

「Yes. When you tighten up around it, it becomes harder by just as much. And then, this kid, it moves inside of you.」

When Fuuka lifted her hips, the Null Mob that had come out of her was wiggling and moving about.

「Looks like it can be used in a variety of ways. Like to use it when you’re horny, or to use it on Subaru.」

「I, I see….」

「You should go and get one of your own, Ruka, Anju. I’ll raise this one.」

*Squish, squish* Fuuka poked the mysterious creature with her fingertip.

「Nmm~… Puha.」

Anju, raising her face with her mouth remained shut, opened her mouth to show her tongue.

Entwined with the pink tip of her tongue was the semen she had just sucked out.

As she was, she raised her face and swallowed the sperm she had savored in her mouth.

After licking her lips, Anju kneeled down in front of Subaru and slowly rubbed his meat rod.

「Subaru, what to do now? We can stop right here, you know?」

「… No. We’ll keep going. Even if it doesn’t change anything.」