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Nanana’s Buried Treasure Volume 1 Chapter 4.3

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“Translator: Goma/Editor: TheNix”

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Then, the next weird incident happened three days later.

Section 2

    God exists.

「Is Jūgo Yama in this classroom? 」

    I shall reiterate, god exists.

It was after school, just after the last homeroom class had ended. The door at the back of the classroom opened, and a god descended from the heavens to our classroom.

Then the entire classroom became full of noise immediately. Not just my classmates but my teacher too was dumbfounded.

I did not know why. A beautiful woman came in a maid costume for me.

Upon looking at her, I could not help but tremble. All the pores on my body opened up wide. My body naturally shivered, and I started breathing in an uncontrollable manner. 「Hey Jūgo your pupils are wide open! 」, the famous detective shouted beside me. However, I did not care about what she said.

 The most important thing I must state right now was one thing.

  That a perfect being that is a manifestation of my three main desires was there.

I pretended to be calm and stood up from my chair. While keeping my dumbfounded classmates within my sight, I stood in front of the incarnation of a god.

Then, I reluctantly opened my mouth.

「W… why are you l… looking for me? 」

I squeaked. On top of that, I stuttered. Before I knew it, my mouth was completely dry, and I could not speak properly. What was happening? Was this being a god? Was this a godly being?

Just standing in front of this overwhelming and gleaming deity made me completely dumbfounded.

 She was on a whole new dimension.

 Just standing in front of her made me immediately realize that there was an insurmountable wall between this overwhelming god and the fool I am.

「…….Um, are you listening? 」

「Oh」, I lifted my face.

「As I had said, Mr. Jūgo Yama, I have something to talk to you about. I had just asked you; do you have time to spare after this class? 」

It seemed that I had been overwhelmed by her holiness that I had lost my consciousness for a few seconds.

From behind me, I could hear some voices saying similar things to the famous detective, 「hey, did Yama just say something weird? 」 and 「Isn’t he also kinda crazy? 」. Additionally, I heard the famous detective spilling, 「He has a severe fetish towards maids」. Then, I heard several screams from around the classroom, and the class representative saying「I see, Yama……..likes that type of outfit huh」in an ambiguous and meaningful way that showed various emotions. The classroom was full of chaos, but I’ll ignore that for now.

「I understand, sure」

I fixed a serious expression on my face and replied. When I did, the god smiled and said, 「Then please follow me」. She turned around and started walking.

Then, another scream rose from behind me.

「Hey, he is skipping」「What a bastard」「Disgusting」「He isn’t one of us anymore」

No, you guys are wrong. I am not wrong. My legs are to blame. They are ignoring my orders and causing me to skip.

I skipped cheerfully like a young girl from the Alps [1. TL Note: Refers to the main character Heidi, or the anime “Heidi, Girl of the Alps”.]. 

Then I was brought to the building block beside the classroom block, where the facilities for club activities are. It was one room on the fourth floor of the block.

「Welcome」

She opened the door and asked me to go first.

I stepped into the room as the god asked me to.

It seemed that this was a room for a club’s activities. Metal shelves lined the wall with books and files on it. The room also had a fridge and a hot water boiler. Further in the room beside the window was a big oak table that a principal would use. Of course, a gleaming black leather chair was placed behind it. In the middle of the room was a round table with four chairs.

While I looked around the room, I heard the door lock behind me. By reflex, I turned around to see the god locking the room door.

M… my god! What are you doing! What do you intend to do to me! While shouting this in my heart, my inappropriate right hand started unbuttoning my uniform without my permission.

「Nice to meet you, Mr. Jūgo Yama」

However, I heard a man’s voice from behind. My body that had been going wild and moving on its own stopped.

When I turned around, the black leather chair that had just been facing the window was facing me.

There was a cheerful handsome young man sitting on the chair.

「I am a third-year student, Isshin Yuiga. I am the president of this club. Thank you for coming today」

The kind senior who had such a cheerful smile on his face greeted me. I asked him.

「Does this mean that you were the one who asked for me? 」

「Yes indeed」

Honestly, I was disappointed.

Sigh, the god did not call me to do inappropriate club activities, huh?

「I am going to go home」

My disgusting dreams had not come true, and so I turned around in a frustrated manner. The god stood in front of me and stopped me.

The god’s hand came flying at me, a pervert.

It was not an open hand; it was a clenched fist. Her punch was quite powerful. I could tell because my mouth was filled with blood immediately.

「Hey, you bastard. Why are you trying to go home? Listen to what Master Isshin has to say, you scrub! 」

The god who took off her glasses continued to attack me while I collapsed on the floor.  Her legs which wrapped in white stockings kicked me. It was super-duper painful. By the way, I’m not the type of person who gets pleasure out of pain. This means her kicks were simply painful.

Then, I finally woke up from my dream.

It was not a god in front of me. It was a 「devil 」which was older than me, wearing glasses (fake ones that is), and just wearing a cheap maid costume.

Yes, I had been tricked again.

A few days ago, I had been fooled by a fragile「man」 which aroused the wolf part me, who was wearing a maid costume. Then today I was tricked by a 「devil」 who fulfilled my three greatest desires: that she is older than me, wears glasses, and is in a maid outfit.

After being fooled twice, I finally realized.

I must not judge a person by her (or his) maid outfit.

Except for my love of girls that have glasses, I will only love women that have a kind heart. Instead of pretty girls.

While being attacked by the devil, I was able to become a little wiser.

「Stop, Yū 」

「Alright, Master Isshin♥」

Saying this in a sweet voice, the devil maid stopped her violence against me.

「Sorry, she is a little violent」

「How is that “a little”! 」, I almost shouted at him, but I could easily imagine the merciless consequences that I would face if I said so. Thus, I shut up.

「What is it? 」

「Um……this person」

That is why I let it slide and asked a question that would not be dangerous instead.

「Ah, she is a Yū Ibara, a third-year student. She is one of the club’s members」

At the president’s introduction, Ms. Ibara said 「Nice to meet you」only with her eyes.

「Err, why is Ms. Ibara wearing such an outfit? 」

「I am sorry, but I had researched you a bit. Then I found out that you like maids and girls with glasses. Hence in order for you to come here, I had asked Yū to wear such an outfit. That being said, I had not known that you like older girls」

In just a few seconds my senior finished listing my fetishes. It seemed that I had been thoroughly investigated.

「What do you want from me」

I fearfully asked.

「Before that I am going to ask you something. You are currently living in room 202 in the Happiness Dorm, right? 」

「W, what, yes」

「Is Ms. Nanana Ryūgajō still there? 」

I was surprised at the mention of this name.

「You know her? 」

「Ah yes, and also that she is an earthbound ghost」

For some reason, I became cautious.

「By the way, what is this club for? 」

My senior, Yuiga smiled.

「It is the “Adventure Club” 」

I had heard of the name. It was a name that was written in the Nanana Manual.

At the same time, I was surprised at something else. It was about what the mysterious previous resident of room 202, Kasumi Konjō had written in her notebook.

『Surely, the Adventure Club will come find you』

Her guess had actually been correct.

「Mr. Yama, I have one favor for you, but are you alright with that? 」

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