Intense Heat – SP
King’s Quarters.
「……it’s hot. It’s too hot.」
I purposely avoid the comfortable sofa and sit directly on the floor.
Obviously, it’s going to be hot given it’s summertime, but this level of heat is unbearable.
It’s strange because the Central Plains usually has a fairly mild climate which is neither too hot nor too cold.
「Scholars say it is extreme weather. Apparently, the entire Central Plains will experience this heat wave for some time……it’s so hot that Adolph-san collapsed and went to bed. Tristan said he was going to do an inspection and retreated to some place cold. When he comes back, I’ll kick his ass.」
Celia reports in an unconcerned manner beside me.
「Celia, you seem to be doing fine. And you’re wearing such tight clothes too.」
Celia puffs out her chest.
「Of course. The world will soon be destroyed by the heat. I’m going to make sure that I see it through as well-dressed as possible.」
Upon closer inspection, her eyes are spinning.
「You can’t handle it either, huh?」
「Kyuu.」
I remove Celia’s uniform, stripping her down until she is naked, and then lay her under a slightly wet spot in the shade where wind can cool her down.
She seems a little refreshed as the wind blows between her cute butt cheeks.
「I can barely take it too.」
I’ve already taken off the usual formal clothes of a king and am more lightly-dressed, but it’s still too hot.
In the first place, every piece of the king’s clothes is too excessive.
I don’t feel like moving and my mind can’t think straight.
「This year is truly abnormal.」
「It’s so hot.」
My beloved women, similarly suffering in the heat……Mel and Maria appear.
I guess they had been working on chores as their clothes are drenched in sweat, almost like water was poured over their heads.
「Come, let me wipe off the sweat.」
「Kya, so sudden!?」
「Yaann! It peeled off!」
I pull off Mel’s clothes and expose her breasts, then I lift up Maria’s skirt and pull down her underwear.
With lewd motions of my hands, I wipe the sweat from their skin.
「Maria’s body is flat and easy to wipe. A strong female scent is coming from Mel.」
「Ah, you’re so mean!」
「S-strong? I don’t know how to feel about that.」
Maria is indignant, but when I rub the only bumps protruding from her chest, she lets out a gasp and becomes powerless.
As for Mel, I wipe the sweat dripping from her breasts with my tongue, causing her to writhe shyly.
The three of us gaze at each other with lusting eyes……and collapse on the spot, our sweat flowing off our bodies like a waterfall.
It’s so hot that it even interferes with our naughty acts.
One more problem arises.
「M-Mel-san!? Your youthful……I mean, your makeup!」
「!?」
The non-stop sweat completely washed off Mel’s makeup.
Mel, with her upper body naked and her breasts still out in the open, runs back to her room.
「It’s so hot. Sweat’s building up in my cleavage……」
Nonna comes in and takes Mel’s place.
The ultimate valley created by her enormous breasts is, at the moment, just another pocket of heat.
「Why don’t you try to fan yourself with your boobs. It’ll also create space between them, that’s killing two birds with one stone.」
「Funyyuu……I’ll try it.」
Nonna grabs each of her breasts and swings them.
「Wait, this is beyond vulgar, and it’s plain stupid! Besides, they’re so heavy and it’s making me even hotter!」
Her breasts, being moist, packed quite the punch when they slapped me.
「Wahahahaha!!」
「Where were you and what were you……? Nevermind, don’t answer that. It’ll probably make me hotter.」
Turning around, I see Irijina laughing loudly and a fed-up Sekrit.
「I thought the climate in the Central Plains was mild. This isn’t any different to the sweltering heat in the Empire.」
Sekrit came from the Empire and its hot weather, so she’s hardly affected.
Still, she’s wearing a loose shirt and shorts that she normally doesn’t, and sweating like everyone else.
「Fumu.」
「What’s wrong?」
I stand in front of Sekrit, and without her consent, bare her chest.
Her tan-skinned breasts spill out, and her toned abs and cute belly button can be seen, but she simply puts her hands on her hips and sighs.
「……I knew my clothes were loose-fitting, but I didn’t think it would arouse you in seconds.」
I put my mouth on her brown skin and lick up the sweat accumulated on her voluptuous breasts.
Next, I kneel at her feet, and then kiss my way from her calf to the hem of her short pants.
「Sweat looks shiny on dark skin.」
Sekrit scoffs like she’s looking down on me, then lowers her shorts and puts her hands on the wall.
I rain kisses on the beads of sweat clinging to her ass and then envelope her body from behind.
「「……it’s so hot.」」
Sekrit and I separate from each other’s clammy bodies.
「I’m going to take a bath. If you want to do it, do it at night. Otherwise, we’ll end up dehydrated.」
Sekrit says as she drags her tongue along my neck down to my chest, licking up the sweat before leaving.
「Irijina, you’re……rather burnt. Were you outside this whole time?」
「Yep! When I was running around the pond, I found a handcrafted boat! For some reason, I also met Sekrit-dono there!」
Irijina isn’t letting the heat get to her and is as energetic as a young boy.
As if a chain reaction has been triggered, I hear a sound of something falling in the corridor.
「I’ll also lick……no, nevermind.」
I stop myself from kissing Irijina’s body.
「Why not!!? Is my body not attractive!!?」
Irijina asks sadly.
「Go clean the mud off your body. Also, make sure not to get stung by that scary caterpillar in your hair.」
The poisonous-looking red and purple caterpillar has hair that is 5 cm long growing out of it.
Additionally, there is a pattern that is unmistakably a human face in the center of its abdomen. Where did she pick this thing up?
She better not drop it in the room.
Irijina runs off laughing to wash herself.
Nonna, who would usually make a fuss, doesn’t have the energy and is slumped face-down on the table.
Looking closer, I see that she is holding a pitcher filled with well water in her cleavage to cool herself down.
「Irijina’s pretty loud today too……gosh, it’s hot.」
This voice, it’s Carla.
She’s not immune to the heat, but she doesn’t seem to be exhausted from it.
As expected of a former hunter, she has the stamina to――
「Hey.」
「Hiee!?」
「S-stupid Carla!!!」
Me, Maria, and Nonna shout.
Carla is stark naked.
Has she been walking around in the palace in that state?
「Well, it’s hot.」
「Be graceful, you vulgar, unfit to be, royalty……kyuu.」
Nonna becomes agitated and scolds Carla, but she overheats and isn’t able to string her words together properly.
As she slumps over in exhaustion, the pitcher between her breasts also falls to the floor……crushed to pieces. That’s some serious pressure in her cleavage.
Maria similarly can only blurt out a couple words before her energy diminishes.
「You’re too much of a pervert, Carla. You need to be punished.」
「Ufuun. Very well.」
I embrace the naked Carla from behind, push her onto the table and mount her.
At least three times, I wanted to give up because of the heat, but any further failed attempts would injure my pride as a man.
I raise my fist at the sun as if to challenge it, and then thrust my hips forward.
And that’s how I conquered the sun and made love.
――After the deed.
「I overdid it.」
I put the boiling Carla in a cool bath, and then enter the nearest room as I clutch my dizzy head.
This is……the office?
「Oh Your Majesty, are you going to do some work?」
「Ahh……work?」
Bureaucrats who are fulfilling their duties in the room stand up in unison and hand me papers, but my head is too fried to understand a thing.
『Dresscode for public spaces――』
Clothes……hot……public space……cool……must be cool.
My hand moves the pen although my body is swaying.
「――Your Majesty!? Isn’t that too extreme!?」
One of the bureaucrats cries out.
Don’t shout in my ear, it’s making me feel hotter.
「M-maybe we should wait until Adolph-sama recovers――」
「I’m telling you to do it. And it’s hot, so do it immediately!」
If we wait for Adolph to wake up, me and the girls will die from the heat.
「U-understood……oh no……this is going to be bad……the worst law of the era……」
I’m at my limit.
I’m going to go dive in a pond.
***
――The Next Day.
It’s incredibly hot today too, but not as bad as yesterday.
I hurry to the main hall of the palace.
As king, no one will complain if I’m late, although I don’t necessarily need to be late either.
「It looks like I’ll make it in time.」
According to what Celia told me, a banquet with the nearby feudal lords is scheduled today.
By summoning the feudal lords on a regular basis, it is supposed to show their loyalty to me and prove they are not rebelling or something like that.
「While troublesome, I did claim the throne via less-than-proper methods, so it can’t be helped.」
By the way, the reason I’m almost late is because I stuck my head in the crackdown of shady brothels.
Despite the heat, I had to run around to various places, and I finally caught them after several days.
If they were treating the women like slaves, I would have given them a beating on the spot, but they were only operating secretly to avoid paying taxes.
Thus, none of them were executed. Instead, they were forgiven after everyone, including the middle-aged female owner, were fucked until they passed out.
Most of them will likely bear my child.
「Alright, I’m here.」
I don’t have time to go through the entrance made specifically for the king, so I use the entrance for the other invitees.
That’s my thought as I casually wave to the host and go to put my hand on the door……
「Welcome. Do you have your invitation……Your Majesty!?」
He is surprised to see me, but I am even more surprised.
After all, he is naked, wearing nothing except for a necktie and socks.
As ignorant as I am about dress code and manners, even I know that being naked in the palace is unacceptable.
It would normally be punished.
「I decided to enter through here on a whim. No need to announce my arrival.」
I smile and pat the guy on the shoulder.
Perhaps he has a screw loose somewhere.
Either way, it’s too late for any scolding.
Considering to send his family some money later, I push open the door to the hall――and I am greeted by a world I’ve never seen.
「Our family’s heir has been nominated as the next squad leader.」
「Oh congratulations. As for my family, my second daughter is to be married to the eldest son of the Marula House……」
「Ah, the distinguished house of Count Marula. On that note, a relative of mine has been chosen as a candidate to be the next minister……」
The conversations between the participants are nothing outside of the usual humble brags, the issue is with their appearance.
「Ohohoh……why do I have to do this?」
「Hahaha……this is so humiliating……」
Those who would normally come in frilly and glittery clothes are naked.
Men and women alike, young and old, everyone is bare naked.
「……」
The first thought that came to mind was that they were all enchanted by some magic.
「Hoh hoh hoh……」
「Hahaha……」
However, I realize shortly after that everyone is visibly embarrassed, either hiding their private parts with their hands or with the table as they are conversing.
In other words, they chose to participate in the banquet with a sound mind.
The mature lady wearing heavy makeup is exposing her saggy body and the young woman is squirming restlessly as she desperately tries to cover herself.
Such a sight is abnormal, though wonderful.
And then, a young man appears wearing formal clothes as usual.
He instantly makes a startled expression like me, and is stopped by a civil official――who is naked――and a security guard――who is also naked underneath his armor――and is told something.
The young man shudders and then takes off his clothes, leaving only his neck tie and socks on.
「Hey.」
I call over a nearby civil official.
「Did I perhaps do something?」
「The emergency law ordained by the king takes effect today.」
I open up the paper given to me by the naked official.
『In light of the extreme weather conditions throughout the Kingdom this summer, to overcome the extreme heat and achieve further prosperity~』
「Laws and rules always have this annoying way of being worded. That’s why the country and the government officials are no good……man.」
「Eeeh……」
The important part is-
『~therefore, no one shall wear any clothing. This law applies to everyone regardless of age, sex, or status.』
When I look up, my eyes meet with those of the troubled official.
「It seems an imposter of myself sprung out of nowhere. How problematic.」
Let’s read on.
『It is acceptable for women to wear socks, tights and garterbelts. Men are only allowed to wear neckties and socks. Cloaks require special permission before they can be worn.』
「This certainly matches my fetish. Maybe it’s not an imposter after all.」
「……Aegir-sama!」
Hearing my name called, I turn around and find Nonna with an expression split 30-70 between bashful and anger.
The cloak over her shoulders, which is something she rarely uses, barely covers her body wearing nothing but tights, and her humongous breasts are pushing against the cloak to make them seem a little too short for her height.
「……when I tried to attend the banquet, a court lady stripped me of my clothes, saying it was against the law! Aegir-sama, what is the meaning of this!?」
Nonna grabs me.
At that moment, I can see the parts of her body she was trying to hide.
「People of all rank……it is a decree of the highest order, meaning the royal family are also bound……nothing worked no matter what I said……uu, Aegir-sama, you idiot……」
Behind her, Celia is also wearing a cloak, with her white socks peeking out at the bottom, and she is glaring at me while trying to cover her crotch and chest.
The dagger attached to her thigh and normally hidden by her shorts, which is now visible, is curiously arousing.
「This might not be uncommon as a special event in sexy shops, but for the whole kingdom to take part……Aegir-san, isn’t this a bit excessive?」
「Uuuuu, Aegir-san, you idiot.」
Melissa is bravely wearing absolutely nothing and has a conflicted expression while putting her hands on her hips.
Behind her, Maria, wearing only her socks, is hiding her body and glaring at me.
「Kuu! Ruu! Get in the ‘Absolute Defence’ formation!」
「R-right. It’s embarrassing, but mom has more to worry about.」
「I’ll do my best.」
Oh, it’s Mel and her two daughters.
「To do it now of all times when the hair hasn’t been trimned……Ruu, keep up! In this current situation, it’s dangerous even when viewed from the back! Aegir-sama……you’ll regret this……」
Crap, I got Mel to resent me.
I’ll be in trouble if I don’t cheer her up later.
「Is His Majesty here!? I want to speak out against this radical law!」
「Come out! I’ll stab you with a poison arrow!」
Myla and Natia stomp noisily into the fray.
Myla is donning the full-plate armor of a heavy cavalry soldier and Natia is wrapped in clothes made of leaves.
「Ah, Myla-san, that’s not fair!」
「Armor is under the same category as swords and spears, and doesn’t count as clothing. You can’t fight bandits or monsters while naked after all.」
Myla coldly counters Celia’s complaint.
She is technically right.
「I’m safe too because these are just leaves! I’m just covering myself with giant leaves!」
I glance at the civil official.
「Cotton and linen are also plant-based material, so clothes made from leaves are still clothes.」
「Meaning they are not allowed!!」
「Aaaahhーーー!」
I grab Natia, strip her clothes and slip her under my own cloak.
「Pervert! Demon! Rapist! Hey, don’t move, people will see me!」
Fufufu, she can curse me all she wants, but she can’t escape……my thoughts have also changed into that of a criminal.
「And Myla, times are peaceful now. There is no need to be armed inside the palace. Now, remove your armor.」
「……kuh.」
「I’ll help, Myla-san.」
Celia smirks as she slips the pieces of metal off Myla’s body.
She seems to have momentarily forgotten that she is also wearing nothing except a cloak and socks.
「I know it’s a messed up law. But I see the paradise it has resulted in, and my heart, body, and soul refuses to repeal it.」
「So you don’t want to revoke it at all!!」
「There’s no hint of an internal struggle! Pervertedness of this level is a disease, I’m telling you!」
As Celia and Nonna berate me, the door opens with a loud bang.
「My man! I have something important to talk to you about……」
Gildress bursts in without any restraint.
Upon closer look, five guards are clinging on to him and trying to stop him.
So he basically dragged them along.
Gildress surveys the hall of naked people.
「I see, I get it now!」
Don’t try to understand it.
Don’t follow along so quickly.
And don’t go out with only your underwear to begin with.
「……」
The girls look at him in the same way they look at me.
At this point, the thought of revoking the law enters my mind, and then the door opens again.
「You came up with this ridiculous law when I was asleep…………unnnh.」
Adolph walks in with a wet towel on his head.
After a quick scan of the room, his resourceful brain instantly grasps the situation and he faints on the spot.
「Commissioner, please hold it together! Oh no, he isn’t breathing!」
「If you fall, who is going to stop His Majesty!? Behold the disaster he has caused!」
「That is a separate issue. The law is the law, so I’m taking your clothes off.」
Thus, the ‘Special Dress Code Law to Counter the Extreme Heat’, also known as the ‘Naked Law’, brought about changes to the entirety of Goldonia.
「This will surely start uprisings. We’re done for.」
「It won’t just be feudal lords, all the citizens will stand up. The whole nation will revolt.」
「Crooks will be lining up to assassinate His Majesty.」
Those were some of the predictions made by the girls, but ultimately none of it ever happened.
***
――Shortly After.
A Certain Town in Northern Goldonia.
I came to the north, under the pretense of an inspection, to escape the heat.
With that said, the heatwave affects the entire Central Plains, so moving a little to the north doesn’t change much.
「Anyway, I have to inspect. I have to observe if the women in the north are dissatisfied with the Naked Law.」
「……」
Since the roads and the town square are public places, that means everyone must be naked there.
「It’s hot again today.」
「The humidity is high enough to make me faint.」
Young wives gather by the side of a well and chat while washing vegetables.
「The whole city being naked……it’s crazy no matter how many times I see it.」
「Not necessarily. Look.」
Celia, having tagged along, peeks from the shade.
By the way, Celia has chosen an appearance that matches my fetish, the cloak + garterbelt combination.
「Honestly, I thought the king was crazy when he told us to be naked……however, it’s not so bad.」
「It feels cooler and the sweat dries by itself after a while. And best of all, I like how it reduces the amount of laundry.」
「I was embarrassed to show my husband, but it’s pretty comfortable. Well, it sucks to be seen by pervy old men though.」
A few young men happen to pass by and offer to help the wives.
Their goal of wanting to stare at the women’s naked bodies is so obvious.
「It’s fine if you only want to look, touching will get you arrested, got it?」
「O-of course! Getting to see your bodies is good enough!」
The wives giggle and agree for the men to help.
As easy as it is for anybody to be accused of rape or molesting when both men and women are naked, it hasn’t necessarily become more dangerous overall.
In fact, I heard that sex crimes have decreased because the various changes are so easy to understand.
「I had to wear bulky clothing even in the heat because I was concerned about people seeing me as a slovenly woman. Oh my, you’re already swelling up.」
「Because of that absurd king telling us to be naked, it can’t be helped. Wow, you’re quite big.」
I also promptly stand up.
「You don’t have to go, Aegir-sama, it’ll get complicated.」
I’ll calm down by rubbing Celia’s ass over the cloak.
In the meantime, voices yell from somewhere else.
「Oh, what do we have here, don’t you just hate gloomy and incompetent men?」
「And all that work, day and night, to only get paid a small monthly salary, why do you even live?」
Two men are bullying one man.
It makes me sick, but just as I am about to throw a rock, the bullied man grins.
「Sure, I may be gloomy and incompetent with low pay……but I’m bigger than both of you.」
「「Gu!」」
「Stupid.」
The quarrel continues irrespective of Celia’s muttered comment.
「H-hahn! I heard you came from a dirt poor village.」
「From our point of view as people of the capital, you’re nothing but a depressing eyesore.」
What good is it to boast about your birthplace?
It’s more useful to brag about a giant booger.
「I indeed came from the boonies. But……mine is thicker.」
「「Higii!」」
「It looks like he can handle himself well enough, I don’t need to step in.」
「They’re all stupid.」
Another incident happens somewhere else.
「Hey you! How dare a peasant like you splash water on a noble’s foot!!
「I-I’m sorry! I’m sprinkling water because of the heat……」
I see a young girl carelessly get some water on the noble.
「You think you can solve things with an apology!? You just humiliated the heir of a distinguished family! Damn woman, how are you going to make it up to me?」
I lean forward, just about to rush in to teach that coat-tail rider a lesson.
「Eeek, I’m so……ara? Ara ara ara?」
The arrogant man’s dick gradually starts to rise.
He is clearly looking at the girl who splashed him with water.
「T-this isn’t what you think! Argh, don’t look!」
As if the fear never existed, the girl smiles and pressures the noble.
「If you treat me to an expensive meal a commoner could never afford to buy, you might have a chance at a one-night stand.」
「Lowly woman, that is quite the cheeky attitude! Fine, you better be ready when I come to pick you up in the evening by carriage!!」
The haughty noble holds his hands over his crotch and runs off with his shoulders hunched over.
The girl waves with a smile.
Furthermore, there is a married woman about to be deceived by a showy man.
「Miss, you’re so lovely! You’re as pretty as a goddess. Aah, why don’t you elope with me――」
「You don’t seem to reacting down there though. Perhaps you are trying to trick me of my money?」
And there are some aggressive looking guys pushing past pedestrians as they are walking.
「And see, I did it five times without pulling out, and she was squealing and begging for more. Man, you can never get enough of a girl with big boobs and a nice ass, am I right?」
「As expected, bro, you’re a stud who gobbles up girls left and right regardless of if they are noble or married!」
Children playing with water run in front of those guys.
「B-bro? Just now……did you……they don’t even have any hair growing down there.」
「N-no, you’re wrong! I don’t like undeveloped girls……」
「I’ll arrest him.」
「Go for it.」
The town is peaceful.
It’s scary how smart I am to have come up with this law when I wasn’t even thinking straight.
「So, what do you think, Celia? Taking your clothes off solves everything! It wasn’t wrong to make everyone naked!」
「……everything is reduced to lewdness and foolishness. And my head hurts because the crime rate is actually decreasing.」
Eyes slowly turn toward me.
It’s not because they found out I’m the king.
And since I’m naked, there’s no way they’ll recognize me unless they recognize my face.
「That person’s thing is huge, wow, I’ve never seen anything like it!」
「It’s as thick as a log. Is it even human……」
「With how long it is, and my entrance being here……hiee, it’ll go all the way up to here!?」
The women’s eyes are fixed on my crotch.
It doesn’t matter that a handsome man passes by, they don’t look away.
Obviously. Even though that guy has a nice face, his dick is tiny.
「Fufufu……fuhahaha! This is wonderful! I’ve created the perfect world!!」
I put my hands on my hips and laugh in delight as Celia seems fed up.
And then a woman who appears to have free time shuffles toward me.
「Good day to you, mister. It’s pretty hot today.」
Her smile doesn’t distract me from seeing how her eyes are locked on my crotch.
「Would you like to cool off a bit?」
「Stop right there! Block!」
Celia wedges herself between us.
「He has plans, so he can’t!」
I sigh.
It’s a promise with a guy who hardly matters.
「You can’t meet him in public unless an opportunity――kyaa!」
I nodded at the serious Celia and ran my hand along the cloak, right where her ass crack was.
「Despite the law being eccentric, it doesn’t take away territory or increase tax.」
The one answering is Leopolt.
「If the only harm is causing shame, it’s not worth starting a rebellion. To that extent, the lords and citizens fear you.」
He speaks in an indifferent tone, and most likely has the same stone-faced expression.
「Even if they try to rally troops, soldiers cannot effectively gather or march in this extreme heat. At the same time though, it also means our army can’t move……which is currently hindering the patrols of the national border.」
「It should be fine. I doubt anybody would attack in this weather.」
By the way, there is a cloth hanging between me and Leopolt, making it so we can’t see each other.
「Oh yeah, I wanted to ask……are you obeying the law?」
「I am someone who has been officially demoted. If I defy the king’s order, people will gladly suspect me of rebelling.」
I sense Leopolt standing up.
「You don’t need to come! I don’t want to see you naked!」
Leopolt sits down.
I proceed to ask Nina, Leopolt’s assistant, through gestures, about his size.
I absolutely don’t want to see him, but as the king, I need to know.
Nina, after some thinking, gestures a motion like she’s hugging a log.
I slide off my chair in shock and bewilderment.
「What!?」
Before I can ask Nina whether she’s exaggerating for Leopolt’s sake or telling the truth, the city alarm rings.
「Your Majesty, please hurry.」
Leopolt appears wearing armor.
I failed to verify her claim.
And the speed at which he came out, I bet he was wearing clothes this whole time.
A group of a hundred people gathers outside the city walls.
Their crude equipment and dirty bodies tell me they are a savage tribe of some kind. It’s not the mountain tribe.
「I don’t recognize these guys. Where did they come from!?」
「The hot weather has also delayed the army patrols. Did they take advantage of that?」
「Fumu.」
As unexpected as their arrival is, it doesn’t seem to be a dangerous situation.
Firstly, their numbers and equipment aren’t enough to threaten the city, plus they are in tatters.
Rather than coming to attack us, it seems like they were running from something.
「Wait……we aren’t part of a savage tribe or brigands……we fled from a country much further east of here……」
I push aside the guards who are looking at each other, confused about what to do.
「Give them water, then ask them to explain their circumstances after they have finished drinking.」
The soldiers distribute cooled well water to everyone and listen to their story.
It is as follows.
They lived in a country in the east beyond the Great Forest.
It was a peaceful country, but a sorcerer performed a forbidden act and summoned monsters from another world.
The monsters were very cunning and mimicked humans extremely well, which allowed them to quickly infiltrate the entire country.
The king and his strong warriors were caught by surprise and massacred, leading to the collapse of the country, and later to these people fleeing.
「Fumu……monsters from another world.」
My interpretation of dangerous monsters are creatures such as spiders and centipedes, but what they are talking about seem different.
「They have a sharp sense of smell and are sure to chase after us……」
I stroke Celia’s cheek when she makes a face as if to say, ‘then don’t come here’.
「Attempts to discern their mimicry have always failed……they might have already blended in with us……」
Leopolt has already secretly begun collecting archers. I signal to him with my eyes to wait a little bit longer before acting.
「Oh, we are finally here!」
I turn my head to the south side of the city in the direction of the voice……which is in the direction of the capital, and see a group of wagons.
Muscular men with their upper bodies naked are pushing carts loaded with various goods and supplies, and they are followed by someone resembling a merchant dressed in gaudy clothes.
Additionally, women who seem to be travelers are sitting on the wagons in simple yet stylish clothes, singing beautifully.
「Hey there. We are a merchant caravan. We came from the capital to do business.」
「……」
The rich-looking merchant greets us with the ideal lines.
I respond while receiving a sword from Celia.
「These ladies came along for a ride on the way. Hahaha, how lucky we are to have such flowers decorating our sweaty bunch.」
「……」
The guards nod to each other and surround the party of travelers.
「How awful, boss! It’s not like we choose to be filthy!」
The women and the energetic men laugh.
The merchant leans over and whispers in my ear.
「By the way, are those people with you? I heard that evil monsters capable of disguising as humans have come from the east……could it be them?」
I nod in understanding, and then use my sword to chop off the merchant’s head.
「How did you find out……?」
「Foolish monster, I’ll tell you. We don’t wear clothes outside.」
「It’s confirmed now, but that is such a weird line to say.」
「Impossible……we’ve observed humans for a long time……being naked in public is……unheard of……」
The severed head stops breathing, and the body trembles briefly before writhing and melting away.
「Those wearing clothes are enemies. Kill everyone who are wearing clothes.」
On Leopolt’s command, arrows are loosed in unison at the caravan, and when the monsters hastily undo their disguises, they are pierced by the soldiers’ spears.
「I smell a battle!」
Gildress jumps onto the scene from out of nowhere.
Seriously, where did he come from?
Celia slashes the neck of the monster that expands as it breaks its disguise.
The monster reels in agony, but doesn’t die, and retaliates by swinging its giant claws. I cut the monster’s arm along with its claws before the attack lands.
「Thank you!」
「No problem. Nice ass.」
My morale is higher than usual because I can see Celia’s ass in the gaps of her armor.
This naked law has been nothing but positive.
「You may have seen through the mimicry, but you’re still merely humans――」
A monster with a frame of two and a half meters tall attacks Gildress.
Gildress sees his opponent without a weapon, and tosses his own sword away so that he can grapple with the monster head-on.
「Nngh!」
Gildress pushes both of the monster’s arms to the outside until they break, then he twists the monster’s neck 90 degrees.
「This thing’s not that strong for how large it is. Compared to a man of Aless, it’s on the low end of the middle tier.」
He looks over with a smirk as if trying to impress me.
All the sweat on his body generated from combat and the heat coupled with his lack of intent to cover his swaying dick shows me that the naked law has a down side too.
「You’re full of openings, human!」
Gildress’s unsightly fighting style leaves him vulnerable to an attack, which happens to target his crotch.
I calmly look down at the monster, while the monster is dumbfounded at its claw shattering.
When I punch the monster in the side of the head, the impact shakes its entire body, and causes it to fall over with blood squirting out from its nose and ears.
「These guys aren’t anything special.」
「Umu. We can’t even have a ‘Real Man battle’. What a letdown.」
Did Gildress make up another term?
I better defeat these things quickly so I don’t have to participate in that weird battle.
「There’s only three left who have transformed into women.」
Celia stabs her sword into the back of the head of one of the women trying to escape.
Gildress and I capture a woman each, and both of us agree to check the chest and groin area just in case.
「Nothing’s attached.」
「Umu, it’s just the form, they aren’t real women.」
「What are you doing!? Hurry and kill them!」
I wait a little more to do further checking.
「「You damn humans!」」
As the monsters shriek in a high-pitched voice, their disguised body splits open and changes into a tentacle monster.
「「Alright, good!」」
「This isn’t good at all!」
Gildress and I simultaneously slice the monsters in half.
Then, a messenger comes riding in from the south.
He isn’t wearing clothes, meaning he isn’t suspicious.
「Disguised monsters have appeared all at once in each city in the territory!」
「H-how could this be……they infiltrated that much……?」
The ones who fled their home country fall to their knees in despair.
「However, each city has identified them instantly and are successfully exterminating them.」
「They must have been wearing clothes. In the end, they have a monster’s intelligence.」
「Indeed. The one who wins out is a human’s wisdom.」
Gildress and I nod at each other.
「Intelligence……? Wisdom……?」
In the end, being naked is a wonderful thing.
When I return to the capital, Nonna and others seem to have a change in attitude after protesting so much previously.
「I really can’t stand this immodest appearance. Change the law already……with that said, my cleavage feels cool. Every year, I tend to collect sweat here, however it’s not as bad this year.」
Nonna, who complained the most, is now unashamed for the most part except for using a cloak or her hands to cover her private area.
「It doesn’t bother everyone. I mean, it doesn’t make much of a difference if you wear clothes and show a bit of skin.」
Melissa casually poses and chuckles.
「I like how it’s easier to laugh! It’s liberating!」
It feels like Irijina has changed into a young boy.
「Since there are no clothes to stain, no one will find out if you haven’t taken a bath.」
Someone, throw Yoguri in the bath.
「But it’s kind of boring to me……」
On the contrary, Carla is the one who doesn’t seem cheerful.
It might have been stimulating to parade around the city naked, but now that it’s become normal, it lost its sense of novelty.
「Isn’t it exciting because you are exposing yourself in places where you’re not supposed to? Like, who would get thrilled to pee in the bathroom without clothes? In the bath――」
Nonna approaches Carla and starts a brawl.
「It’s hot enough as it is, don’t run around so much!」
Celia also joins and tries to stop them.
The three-way wrestling match is being done naked so lots of parts can be seen.
「Being naked is the best……」
As I sing my own praises, a familiar brown-skinned body crosses my line of sight.
It belongs to the always sexy and toned Sekrit.
For some reason, she has a cute young boy following her.
「Alright, I’ll see you again tonight for a massage. Obviously, you need to come in accordance to the law.」
「Y-yes, Sekrit-sama.」
「Massage……you said?」
After instructing the boy, she sends a provocative glance at me.
A massage in her room……and the one doing the massage is a male, and both of them are naked. It’s more strange if they don’t end up having sex.
「A massage is basically 80% sex!!」
「You’re wrong.」
I get denied by Nonna and Celia at the same time, but that’s not the point.
「You’re pretty good, I’d say you have talent.」
Sekrit adds, heaving a sigh.
With all that sweat clinging to her body, she only looks like a woman who just finished cheating.
「Uoooh!」
I run toward Sekrit with the fire of jealousy burning in my heart.
She sends the boy flying like she is finished using him, then opens her arms to receive me.
And then I feel something grab my leg.
「A man……smell of sweat……man’s sweat……」
「Not good! Catherine-san’s seal has been broken!」
Sekrit and Catherine pull on my arms.
「Hahaha, that hurts, that hurts.」
Sekrit is actually hurting me.
If it was someone else, she’d actually pull their arm off.
I end up pulling both of them toward me and wrap my arms around them, but I stumble in the process and lean against a bronze statue in the corridor.
「Oh my.」
「Woah.」
The voice which came from the bronze statue scared me, wait, that’s Claudia.
Her body has become black and lustrous again.
When I first met Claudia, her skin tone and figure were completely different. A monster better not be mimicking her.
「There’s no point mimicking someone so odd, it would make everyone just as cautious!」
Celia retorts.
And she crawls into my arms during the confusion.
「Madam was resting here to conserve energy for the evening party.」
Clara explains.
Her blushing and way of hiding her body with her hands is adorable.
「You could do that in many places other than standing in the corridor……instead, you created something like a dungeon trap.」
Well, it’s only proper to also fuck Claudia and Clara now that I’ve touched them.
「The Naked Law has no blind spots! It’s the law of the century, hahahaha!!」
***
――A Few Days Later.
A cold wind is blowing into the capital, bringing along with it some light rain.
「It’s the arrival of an out-of-season cold wave!」
「The merchant guild is crying that they can’t do business because people aren’t going out of their houses.」
「Farm villages are also complaining that they can’t do any work because it’s too cold to be naked.」
『The people’s protest to bring back clothes is growing louder. At this rate, there is risk of an uprising occuring.』
「Celia-chan also can’t leave the toilet because her stomach is cold.」
A recovered Adolph, Tristan, Leopolt who wrote a letter, Nonna, Melissa, and other bureaucrats have scarves around their necks and stare at me waiting for an answer.
「……fine. You just want me to repeal it right? ……dammit.」
And so, the Naked Law was repealed.
The law became a taboo across all of Goldonia, and nobody ever spoke of it again.
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Centuries Later.
『This is Educational TV, where we explore the history of early Goldonia shrouded in mystery. Today, we are looking at the legal system.』
I stir the pot while using only my ears to pay attention to the television.
Today, it’s also hot enough to wear out a vampire.
I’ll add plenty of garlic to the pot to restore stamina.
『In a few history books, there is mention of a law called the Naked Law, which required all citizens to be naked. Very interesting, don’t you think?』
It is hot and humid.
I have fully opened the windows in the morning to let in some sun, otherwise it would be bad for my health.
『The first ruler died several years later, and one theory proposes that the reason for his death was due to a sexual disease spreading to his brain――』
「How rude! My dick isn’t small enough to be affected by any disease!」
In my anger, I threw a bunch of ingredients into the pot.
Oh well, it’s not like I laid out any inedible things.
『After this particular period, it is also said that the population of Goldonia increased dramatically.』
「That was incredible. The midwives and doctors were in an uproar because everyone conceived at the same time.」
『Later, stories of married people making love to other members of the opposite sex flourished in Goldonian paintings and plays, and some believe that this is the origin of the NTR style that continues today!』
「Outrageous, absolutely outrageous.」
Come to think of it, Lucy and Celia are late from their night pool outing.
They said they’d be back by 8 pm.
「It’s a girl’s-only pool though, so I shouldn’t have anything to worry about.」
I glance at the leaflet of the aforementioned pool.
And then I suddenly turn pale, not that blood runs through my veins to begin with.
「Males are allowed since last month……and nude too!?」
I walk through the wall, still holding the pot, and go out onto the streets.
「Who are you!? Hey, come with me to the sta――uwa, wai-!!?」
I toss away the pot in the nearby police station and run like the wind.
Once I arrive at the pool, I see a grinning Lucy beckoning me at the entrance and Celia laughing at me for realizing too late.
「I was tricked. Whatever, I’ll cool my burning body in the pool. Good thing swimsuits aren’t necessary.」
「Eh? Normally, you go in with swimsuits, right?」
「I wasn’t sure either and ended up not bringing one. Why don’t the three of us hog all the attention at this pool, then?」
「No, no, no, I’m definitely going to wear one!」
Being naked is the best after all.
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