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ShangriLa Frontier Chapter 363 Part 2

ShangriLa Frontier Chapter 363: Can’t Put Doors In the People’s Mouths Part 2

Pencil Warrior: So? Who did you teamed up with this time? Again with someone met in some other game? Or maybe someone from this one?

Sanraku: …………

Sanraku: …… No, not from other game, but…… Ah, you would have gotten that information anyway, so I might as well say it.

Sanraku: But yeah

Sanraku: Saying that certainly hurts my brain a whole lot.

Katsu: Could it be someone that Pencilgton already knows?

Sanraku: No, you are both already acquainted with her.

Sanraku: The woman who caused the downfall of the “Spell Creation Online”……

Katsu: Oh, that thing? Yeah, it was the kind of story that was so comically evil that it was almost pathetic to a point.

Rust: And you say that this person is the one who helped you out with this raid boss battle?

Pencil Warrior: Incidentally, in that game you were the member of the resistance, right, Sanraku? Could it be that you were one of her victims as well? Is that it?

Sanraku: No, it is not. And we were able to form a party despite our differences.

Sanraku: And there was one more guy with us. Tottori the Simane.

Katsu: The Spell Creation Online Incident…… since then, almost every single game out there increased its user agreements, security protocols and profanity filters.

Pencil Warrior: Yeah, it is a huge shame, but let us talk about ShanFro for now.

Pencil Warrior: We should be able to wrap things up on our end soon enough, so I was thinking we might as well meet up in ShanFro and discuss what to do next.

Saiga-0: And do you have a specific date in mind?

Sanraku: I really need to catch a break, so if you don’t mind, could it be tomorrow’s night?

Sanraku: Ah, Rei. Hi there!

Saiga-0: Ah, good evening.

Akitsu Akane: I’m fine with tomorrow’s night!

Kyogoku: It’s well about time we started to do something…… By the way, we can always go back to Bakumatsu period and have some fun, fufufu…… I wonder if night activities are still the same as they used to be back then?

Rust: At night, huh……? Oh well, I think I’ll manage somehow.

Pencil Warrior: Alright, it’s settled then!

Pencil Warrior: Oh, you’d better be ready for some cross-examination just in case! Because we are going to be very thorough with it!

Sanraku: Dude, seriously?

Katsu: You are the last person in here who gets to complain, Sanraku.

「Eeehhh……」

I feel so dull all of a sudden…… Ah, no, that’s not it. It’s just that I always feel dull and sluggish before the cross-examination. However, feeling like that is going to make it impossible for me to enjoy the game, so it’s best that I get this matter over with as soon as possible.

「Fufufufufu…… It might be moderately visualized, but you can still feel the Japanese spirit oozing out of it!」

The effect of waking up was also moderate here, but thanks to that you would have no troubles with falling asleep. Ahh…… I can feel it…… The power of the Energy Drink slowly permeating my body……

「Alright, now I feel awake.」

However, now that I’m awake, I also feel hungry. Should I go and grab something to eat just before logging in?

After this, I helped myself to some Levanilla that was still in the fridge, ate it whole and logged in right after that…… But maybe I was way too distracted and tired than I had anticipated, because I happened to not notice that I just got a new mail waiting for me in my inbox.

「Hmm~…… Is there a place nearby that I can safely use to of myself at least once?」

Normally in the middle of the battle such a trivial thing does not affect me in the slightest, but right now all that shaking and swaying around my chest was making me feel really annoyed for some strange reason.

「I know that there is nothing that the avatar can do about it, but still……!」

「How about I give you a hand and rub them for you!? I bet it would feel really good!」

「Evil spirits be gone from this house! Amu Namida Butsu!」

「Re, Rebe……!?」

Since I was on Energy Drink right now, my sharpness and the speed of my reactions was way faster than during the raid boss battle.

「Even if you are of the same gender here, you are still getting reported for sexual harassment! Or do you want my fist to be judge, the jury and the executioner!?」

「Guh, so if it has come to this, you leave me no choice! I’m going to go straight for the most sinful place of the entire body! The navel area! How about that!? Are you ticklish there!? You are, aren’t you!? Now witness the ultimate power and technique!」

Even though I have no real muscles in this form, I am sure that my fists still can pack quite a punch. I am also convinced that when it comes to humans, their heads are their most vulnerable weak spot, so I try to get rid of the old pervert that way. But ironically ,she was always managing to dodge, no matter what I was doing.

「Say, you might be interested in the fact that the People of the Forest are going to start coming back to this place.」

「Well, this is the home of their ancestors, so it’s not really all that surprising that they wish to return here…… But are they really going to be alright?」

「Their building abilities are top class, so I think we don’t have to worry about that all that much.」

Certainly, the building skills of the People of the Forest is amazing for sure. Just look at it! They can erect a portable save point with a bunch of twigs and leaves, so bigger buildings should not be that much of a problem to them.

But on the other hand, since it is fast and cheap to build, it also comes at the cost of being very fragile.

However, their ability to survive is apparently high as well. Take that big boss around here, what was her name…… Umeshu? Yeah, Umeshu. Even though this tsundere was throwing her life away during the raid boss battle, she still managed to emerge out of it alive and kicking.

What I want to say here is this: this adaptability of theirs is really amazing of an ability. And the one saying that is a Japanese person, someone from the country that got so used and scared of natural disasters that we have basically became rooted in place, focusing on strengthening the fundaments of our own houses. And buildings.

「But reconstruction by fixing holes with leaves…… no matter how you look at it, that’s not even pseudo first-aid here.」

「And leaves covering the walls make it easier for shooting things if need be, wouldn’t you agree?」

「RNG can go kiss my ass. What the hell is this? Getting one shotted with something that only has ten percent chance of happening?」

That is why you should never rely on RNG to get stuff done. If you want something done right, you must make sure to do it yourself. That is the only way.

「Want to run this by me again……? What the hell is wrong with this abnormal form of communication?」

「Okay, alright, I understand!! Our relationship is abnormal! I get! No! We do not have any kind of relationship going on!!」

「How about we raise the output here a notch, shall we?」

「DORYAAAAHHHH!?」

Yeah, that’s it…… Now break! Break apart or snap in half! I wonder which will break first? Your body……? Or maybe your spirit?