Chapter 386
Day 91 – Morning, White Weirdo Inn
Grabbing the entire room interior with 『Holding』I put it under my control, as such, not even loudest scream would be heard outside. Or rather, making such a racket early in the morning will get you scolded?
From the ears to the neck, from the collarbone to the breasts, from the navel to the groin, and then the thighs… The tentacles are getting around, crawling all over that alluring skin, Naturally, they are modified with 『Mutation』and taboo『Aberration』, giving them mucus and bizarre shapes that should not even be possible, going beyond three dimensions.
They are arching their back with silent screams stocks in their throats, shaking and convulsing as their amber and fair white bodies are covered in mucus. Numerous tentacles of indescribable shapes are coiling around the two beauties, wriggling and squirming while spreading mucus, making them writhe wildly in ecstasy. Yeah, this 『Aberration』is amazing. I didn’t even consider suckers before.
From their beautiful toes, entwining and crawling up their smooth calves, squeezing and wrapping around the soft thighs, then crawling around the nether region, the tentacles are making wet, lewd, squelching sounds as they attack them on and on. The two are making small twitching motions, with their voluptuous flesh caught by the tentacles teasing them with fluttery sea anemone-like tips while sucking and feasting on their glistering skin with warty ridged feelers caressing and stimulating as they are creeping all over them with suspicious sounds. Shivering because of the sensitivity increase by the mucus spread all over their skin, and the aphrodisiac effect, that made them writhe lustfully as they rubbed their beautiful naked bodies against the lumpy tentacles, their hips shaking violently as they continued to writhe in anguish… Damn, I’m gonna get scolded. This got way crazier than I expected.
Looks like『Aberration』was a bizarre something, that would take a random shape, enhanced with special effects, wriggling automatically on its own. Its wonder was evident from a single glance at the two, writhing and twisting in ecstatic frenzy, intimately entangled with the enthusiastically coiling tentacles, pressing flesh against flesh, shuddering as every inch of their skin is teased and caressed.
Their large eyes brimmed with tears, while from their slightly parted, pale-pink, wet lips hung long, crimson tongues. Drool spilled freely, flowing down as their mouths remained half open.Yup, I’m definitely getting scolded for this.
After going through more than a hundred spasms and screams in a short period of time, the two now laid flaccid on the bed, so I went ahead and washed clean their mucus-covered bodies, wiped saliva and tears, and changed the drenched sheets? They still had that thousand-yard stare… and I’m pretty sure once focus returns to their eyes, I will be met with a sermon (beating). Yeah, it seems like my guess was spot on. As strength returns to their eyes, their Flat Gazes are filled with killing intent.
To think it would be a beating and a sermon two in one!
「I died a hundred times!
I will pay back a hundred times!
Revenge is sweet.」
「Atone, for your action, with your own body. I shall, dispel this madness, by my, hand.」
「Wa—Hey, I’m really (*Slurp-slurp*) sorryyyy! Hey, e-e-even you, Dancing Girl-san (*Squelch-squelch*) gaaah! It, it was just an accident (*Slurp-slurp-Gulp-schluup*) or….
(*Splash-splash, plish-plash*)…(*Slurp-Gulp-glorp*)…………」
(Super Dungeon Emperor-Class Grand Scolding in process. Thank you for your patience? 93 scoldings left.)
I stagger out of the room, wobbling as I make my way down the stairs toward the dining hall. M-my lower body’s got no strength at all.
It’s such a nice day, the sun looks so bright it’s gone past yellow into something bluish? Its rays feel really harsh in my current withered state.
I got super scolded! The payback for slimy grotesque tentacles was in a way scarier than that mucus! Yup, it was terrifying.
「Good morning, or rather, it’s kind of late already, but morning, I guess.」
Looks like it was right about the time the Orphans were arriving en masse through the direct corridor from the orphanage.
「「「Good moooorning!」」」
「「「Morning! Did everyone sleep well?」」」
「「「Yeah!」」」
Here come the Orphans. The little raccoon girl dashed off and dove right into the crowd, disappearing into it, now indistinguishable, lost somewhere among them. Honestly, Vice Pres C-san is still very young. That is, let’s just set aside the topic of her chest, which exists somewhere between flat curves and straight lines, so close to zero it could be considered only a faint hint of existence, but anyway, let’s not go there. What matters is, I sense killing intent from within the group of Orphans! This is definitely the bloodthirsty aura of someone ready to bite!
Setting aside the flatness, she really is young. Not just in appearance, though she certainly looks young, but emotionally too. Or rather, she’s fragile. Of everyone dragged to this world, Vice Pres C-san probably cried the most. That’s exactly why she bonded with the Orphans, who had lost their families. They saved each other.
That’s why I told her. Because I can’t say this kind of thing to the girls. Before the Orphans moved out, I told her 「Hey, little raccoon over there, you don’t have to fight, you know? It’s peaceful now. You could stay here, work at the orphanage, and live together with them. I mean, come on, does a raccoon really need to save another world? What kind of world thinks, 『A Demon King has appeared and the world’s going to end, we need to summon… a raccoon!』 Ponpoko-rin! The raccoon is here to save the day! Isn’t that basically a joke? So it’s totally fine for you to stay with the Orphans. I’ll talk to the Pres crew for you. I’ll just say, 『The raccoon has returned to the mountains. The end!』 and everyone’ll be cool with it? Everyone would vibe with that explanation? GUGAAAH. That wasn’t a vibe, that was a bite.」I was being serious when I said all that. Even though she bit me.
Her reply was: 「Everyone’s moms and dads are dead. Killed by monsters, parents who fought desperately to save just their children… Some died from illness because there was no medicine… Some were attacked when bandits raided their villages… That’s why they all became orphans… That’s why I’m going to fight. I can fight! I’ll defeat the monsters and bandits, gather a bunch of mushrooms… Because I can fight… That’s why I’ll keep fighting no matter what, to protect everyone! I won’t let anyone’s mom or dad be killed ever again!」She said that through tears, glaring at me.
So, she’ll fight again today. That violent little raccoon.
Well, if it’s for the Orphans, or to make sure there aren’t more Orphans, then I’ve got nothing to say, as long she has a reason. As for me, I’ve got no reason to fight. I just don’t have any money. I go to the dungeons because I want magic stones, gear, and loot. If the monsters could just be a little more thoughtful and hand those over nicely and turn into magic stones, there’d be no reason to fight. But no, the bastards have no manners and always attack first. I don’t want to fight. What a savage, unpleasant world this is.
For breakfast, I stacked up a mountain of hamburgers with a sign saying 『Take as much as you like』. The orphanage’s kitchen setup still isn’t fully operational yet, so the Orphans and the hungry girls swarmed over. Naturally, tight spats wiggled their way through, making even the Idiots carrying buckets go quiet at the sight. As for the Geeks, need I say more?
In this grim, bloodsoaked world, let’s at least seek out a drop of emotional nourishment.
「This… this is something absolute, eternal. Even if the world perishes, this bulletin board alone will remain… or so they might eventually start telling in legends, considering how long it remained unchanged. Like, maybe whoever pulls this unchanging request slip from the board will be chosen as a Hero? If it’s some kind of sacred quest worthy of legend, how about putting a normal request board next to it or something? I mean, what is even the bulletin board attendant doing? I’d really like to talk about that? But there’s nothing to talk about because they’ve done nothing?」
「Before spreading weird legends at the Adventurer’s Guild or worrying about its state, please consider the person who, despite not even being an adventurer, shows up here every single day. Even though they aren’t an adventurer or anything, and only came to sneak a peek, they’re becoming a legend themselves, as the Master of the Board or the Board’s Absolute Sovereign because of how little they are sneaking. Forget the board attendant talk. I want to know, how many times and in what fashion do I have to ask before you’ll actually sneak around quietly?」
「「Haa… haa… haa… haa…」」
We finished morning radio calisthenics with the usual four of us. Receptionist Pres’s morning Flat Gaze was also done. For some reason, the other Preses came along too, watching me with the same Flat Gaze along with Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl-san, making it feel like an endless Flat Gaze Barrage. What a lovely morning. Alright, time to head to a dungeon.
Today we start from the 81st floor. We immediately split up at a maze. I silently stalk through the maze, suppressing my presence to ambush the enemies trying to sneak up on me, chopping up『Hide Chameleons Lv 81』one after another. I was excited since with a maze I’d get something to do as well, but when I stepped inside it was full of chameleons clinging to the walls, camouflaged and fully erasing their presence, not moving in the slightest, just waiting for me to approach. Even though I’m staring right at them, they aren’t moving even an inch. I waited for quite a while for them to come at me, but since they are just sitting there, I just cut them down.
「I mean, I can see you, so come on, move, or rather fight back or something? This just feels like I’m bullying innocent reptiles, like a mass slaughter of harmless creatures, threatening to harm my Affection Rating a great deal, greatly affecting motivation of such a sensitive Highschool Boy such as myself? Like, I’m just walking up and slashing?」
Monsters tend to be stubborn. Even when I can clearly see them, they just sit there as if saying 「No, you aren’t」. Even if I wave at them 「Hey, I CAN see you~」 but nope, nothing. So, I just go around cutting them down. Once, I tried walking past one pretending not to notice, and it suddenly lashed out with its long tongue like a whip and lunged at me. And the smug look on that chameleon’s face pissed me off so much. Like, 「Haha, see? You didn’t notice me!」, with such a self-satisfied look on its mug! So annoying! If I pretend not to notice, they get smug. If I do make it clear I noticed, they don’t believe me… So, in the end, I just spent the whole time stabbing and slashing through chameleons clinging to the walls. If you couldn’t see them, I guess they’d be pretty dangerous monsters with abilities like 『Bind』 or『Paralyze』 But… I can see them. So move already?
Caution-worthy monster. 『Invisible』is a terrifying invisible monster that blends into surroundings, clinging to the walls, and strikes from ambush once the prey approaches, as written in the guild’s monster encyclopedia. There’s this long explanation about its invisible whip-like tongue, countermeasures like forming circular shield formations with spears, or flushing them out with wide-range magic… but nobody thought to include what to do if you can see them. Nothing. Not a single line. Not even the chameleons considered that possibility, apparently. In the end, they were just immobile lizards. So what exactly was I supposed to be cautious of? Honestly, the chameleons are the ones who needed the warning. But it’s probably too late now, they’re all wiped out.
「Kept you waiting, but not for that long, right? Striking cool poses at lizards wasn’t very fun, so I just chopped them swiftly? Should’ve been pretty quick this time?」
(Nod-Nod, Nod Nod, Jiggle~Jiggle~!)
Slime-san is in a fantastic mood! Bouncing with such high energy that even its usual jiggle has some extra rhythm to it? It must have eaten a lot. I’m sure it’s learned camouflage by now.
On the 82nd floor we face「Shock Wolves Lv 82」using pack tactics. Huge gray wolves that coordinate as a group, firing shockwaves from mid-range before charging in. We form a rhombus formation, 「Square One」 sounds like a movie title, but it’s just a charge with a diamond formation. Slime-san takes the lead, I’m on the right, Dancing Girl-san on the left, with Armored Pres-san in the rear guard.
Pinned between sweeping chains from the left and attacking magic threads from the right, the wolves are forced to bunch up in the center where they get torn to shreds by Armored Pres-san’s Wind Cutters while Slime-san devours the rest. It’s rare to see Armored Pres-san use offensive magic. She wraps wind magic around her sword, then unleashes countless high-speed Wind Cutters propelled by her sword swing. A ranged attack that launches magic with sword technique, and it looks awesome! I’m totally stealing.
And then it’s time to draw lots again. We used to decide by rock-paper-scissors, but even with my LuK stat at Lv MAX (Limit Break) I lost every round… When you think about it, clearly something other than luck is involved! So I observed very closely with『Rajingan』when we tried again. All three of them moved their fingers at ultra-high speed, reading each other’s hands, predicting, weaving in feints, an exchange of insanely advanced delayed rock-paper-scissors.
You can’t win against that! Only a Dungeon Emperor-class being could compete! I even wrapped my hand in Magic Wrap and, with Rajingan focus, tried again, my finger cramped. I’ve had leg and arm cramps, but this was the first time in my life my middle finger cramped… A brutal rock-paper-scissors match, right on the edge of muscle rupture, dangerous for any normal person to even attempt.
Naturally, next morning they were punished for cheating, with a small extra for the grudge over my cramped finger, until their muscles started spasming and convulsing. Yeah… All out with Mutation-san. Afterwards my revenge was met with their revenge, but I’m fully prepared for the next round.
By the way, this is just drawing sticks, not a King’s Game. Because if you start a King’s Game in a Dungeon with two absolute beauties present, we’d probably never leave. Plus, with three『Emperors』 outranking the King, the King wouldn’t seem very powerful anyway. I mean, I’ve got the 『Sex King』 title myself, but in this party, the King’s rank is pretty low, you know?
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