Chapter 405
Day 95 – Morning, White Weirdo Inn
The thing called nun’s habit carries an indescribable sense of corruption and immorality, a sinful temptation of bare skin paired with suggested purity, yet at the same time it exuding a sensual charm from those fascinating curves to the mesmerizing hip line and that absolute area and then the thighs wrapped in fishnet stockings, as if engaging in theological debate while being endlessly caressed and stimulated. The spiraling, whirling sensuality repeating like a universal argument, only heightened further by the habit itself, emphasizing an even deeper lewd, bewitching allure, drawing out the vivid obscene vitality overflowing from those bodies! Yes, great stuff indeed!
As a result of our late-night discussion, in exchange for banning Tentacle-san, a fair treaty was formed declaring that Armored Pres-san and Dancer-san were also not allowed to use brute-force restraints, and thus the curtain rose on a battle of the sexy nun outfits, so intense that even the veil of night itself was threatened to be torn apart!
Naturally, in accordance with the agreement, instead of the sidelined Magic Hand-san, a newly appearing hundred-headed Hydra-san made a glorious debut, wildly active as it fondled the white chest in the nun’s habit, and slipping into the depths of that amber absolute area, coiling around their arms, binding them, twining around the slim ankles, spreading those long legs wide, writhing as they slither all over their bodies, entangling and restraining them, licking with crimson tongues, lightly biting with those countless fine fangs, nibbling on that soft flesh, as al one hundred serpentine bodies kneaded caressed their trembling bodies, a splendid snake festival. The first-time guests of this marvelous event Armored Pres-san and Dancer-san observed it with tearful delight as they got deeper and deeper in their intimate exchange, arching their backs, building intimacy, being playfully toyed with, even their faces hidden beneath black and white veils showed expressions of exquisite joy.
Play-biting on the soft round buttocks they apply 『Sensetivity Increase』inducing weeps of ecstasy, twining around the breasts and caressing the nipples with their red snake tongues using『Lewd Arts』, producing the feast for the eyes, as the two erotic nuns were trembling and twisting in pleasure, as countless snakes, enough to entirely conceal the alluring flesh with their bodies kept creeping around, and teasing the two with their red tongues.
Snakes swarming over the lustrous bodies shamelessly revealed by opened nun habits, snakes twining around those sensuously trembling amber thighs, crawling up the pure-white back to trail crimson tongues along her pale nape, and with wet, slick sounds, countless tongue tips mercilessly teasing and tormenting them.
The depraved eroticism of nuns tormented and teased by a hundred snakes, slithering all around their bodies with that reptile-characteristic skin rubbing all over them, causing them to go mad from pleasure… It’s plain lewd! Wait, I have nothing to do here! The snakes, being manifested from mana, are connected with me through mana in the same fashion as the tentacles. As they move and crawl around as they please, all of the sensations are fed back to me… As I was caught in the feeling of slithering around over the soft warm flesh sent to me from the hundred snakes, and simply feasting my eyes on the scene, it turns out, there is no room for the Highschool Boy to get involved!
As expected, 『Sensetivity Increase』quartet burns through the senses, throwing them in chaos. With their mouths open and saliva and other liquids dripping from various places with a wet sound as their long tongues are just hanging out, eyes rolled up, they smile, completely out of it. Their consciousnesses are easily recovered with 『Healing』, but they appear kind of mind broken, remaining motionless like some obscene but beautiful meat dolls, completely at mercy of the snakes, merely twitching and convulsing in pleasure as they are getting played with.
The Rajingan-san is super busy recording and mass producing records for permanent storage. It seems that Hydra-san was a very good snake, it quite gets it. It’s such a technician that I’m actually curious just what it has done to get sealed underground like that! That actually was a great find! A truly outstanding personnel, or rather, snakennel, that will likely get along with Raffresia-san.
But gazing at that frenzied scene Highschool Boy ended up missing his chance to join. Or get in? Put in? Anyway, as the snake named Highschool Boy hibernating, awaiting for the arrival of spring, the morning came instead? Completely missed his timing? Sort of?
It would seem the beauty of this Snake Show ended up captivating me to the point of forgetting about the flow of time. The two who were the most captive during all of this gradually started to recover, and as light returned to their eyes, they turned to super Flat Gaze.
『Heaven does not place one Flat Gaze above other Flat Gaze, nor beneath it』 or so the saying goes, but this Flat Gaze is dangerous. The gaze filled with void-like nothingness, expressionless yet with the corners of their lips slightly raised, and morning stars in their hands… They are mad.
I forcibly halt the flow of time. Speeding up my thoughts through ultra-high-speed cognitive acceleration, I immerse myself in a blue world of slow motion. Layering magical energy and skill effects onto the body like draping clothing, I control and adjust them as various effects interfere with each other. I activate 『Holding』 perceiving and manipulating my presence within the space, and grasping my entire self from my fingertips to my heart, from the soles of my feet to every strand of hair. Within a slowed flow of time looser than eternity, I run. I make a serious escape. They are angry! Actually furious! Full on fiery Pout Pout Fuming Rage, barely short of literally shooting lightning and breathing fire. The ultimate levels of mad. As if moving through heavy water, I push through the air, this liquid known as atmosphere, manipulating my body to flee faster. I dash on, striving to get even just one millimeter farther, chasing that unreachable one centimeter ahead.
But, cornered all the way to the training ground, the moment I was finally surrounded… the world became nothing but an iron ball. My entire field of vision was filled with a single giant iron ball. I thought that scolding was coming, but it was actually a beating? Sort of?. (*Crack! Smash! Thud! Splat! Boom! Guh! Clang! Spurt! Slash! Snap! Slam! Thunk! Bonk! Whack! Wham! Ka-pow! Squish! Bash! Crunch! Boom!*)
「「Huff… huff… huff… Evil must be… beaten! Huff… huff…」」
Last night, I had added more mithril to the shoulder guards. So each side now had six sharp triangular plates, overlapping in a scale-like pattern, reaching from the collarbone over the shoulder and down past the elbows. On top of that, gauntlet-style gloves were added. The idea was to never block the iron ball directly, instead, use the momentum, letting it slide from the shoulder to fingers, only to gently nudge it aside, shifting its trajectory.I tried to twist my body, deflect the iron ball, and steer the conversation away too, cracking a cheerful isekai-style joke, but they responded with another iron ball. That’s a no-reply fury. I dodged just enough for it to graze me, disappearing like mist with Vanish, but the beating was unavoidable. Iron ball danced as in following an elegant symphony of rage and violence, but my Good Morning can be grasped only by slipping past those Morning Stars! Put plainly, this could end in a forced eternal slumber!
「Look, those snakes were just doing the proper thing for a first-time greeting, right? Like, 『Nice to meet you, hiss~』? And I totally kept my promise, I didn’t use Magic Hand-san at all, so I’m a clearly innocent Highschool Bot, so I did nothing wrong? And, like, the snakes didn’t mean any harm either? It was just their way of saying hi? They just got a little excited. Completely innocent reptiles! Or more like, new gear? A little reveal? Yeah? I’m glad you liked it too? Really got into it? Like, super delighted? So I kind of went along? Maybe went a bit too far? Maybe? But it was kinda sexy?」
(*Crunch! Whack! Snap! Slam! Boom! Thunk! Smash! Bang! …*)
【Currently being scolded. Beating will continue for a while.】
Yeah, quad stacking Sensitivity Increase with playful snakes really was going too far. Or rather, they were really mad, huh.
Preventing them from going unconscious with 『Healing』and 『Lewd Arts』while endlessly teasing them with Lewd Arts buffed snakes that apply quad Sensitivity Increase makes for a combo that doesn’t lose to aberrant tentacles, the snakes really did great there! I’m impressed!
They managed to score perfect marks on their first appearance. Playbiting and snake tongue teasing worked unexpectedly nice. Plus, the combination of nun habits and snakes created an amazing harmony of immoral corruption and depravity. A very sexy combination? I got beaten up because of that, but it was worth it, no, actually, I could even say it was worth far more! I mean, the greatest regret is that there was no chance for Highschool Boy to shine, but it was merely because we ran out of time, which actually happened because I was so caught up in the prologue that I forgot about the finale. Well, a Highschool Boy is bound to crave for more, no matter the world… Damn I wanted to lewd them more.
「Well, it’s morning, so let’s make and eat some breakfast. I’m sure this will be a refreshing and eye-opening opening to the day of full exciting events, or rather, there were tons of exciting events until the morning, or rather, I’m kinda sleepy, actually? Yeah, it was so fruitful and fulfilling that I totally forgot about the sleep? Even though Highschool Boy is quite dissatisfied, missing his Highschool Boy entrance timing, but it was some great stuff! Yeah, it was truly superb entertainment!」
「Where you found that snake? That slithering one is danger! Those scales are not to underestimate!」
「That, was foul. 『If tentacles, are, banned, then… why not use, a snake?』is not good.」
Aside from Slime-san, everyone is pretty tired in the morning. Actually, Slime-san was the one who recommended that Snake-san, but it was sleeping soundly like this had nothing to do with it. It’s energetically bouncing all over the place as usual.
「「「Morning, thank you for the nun habits, even through they are really lewd.」」」
「Morning, what’s up with everyone wearing mini qipaos right in the morning? Even Sister Girls seems to have rented a china dress somewhere? Are you going to make a Chinatown and go Little China on the town? Taking it over? Because you seem that hard into it? It’s really sexy though!」
Thighs are saying hello. Peeking in and out from the slits, truly marvelous. Thighs exuding a sense of exclusivity in mini-skirt maid dress outfit absolute territory is likewise exceedingly lovely, but the healthy, voluptuous lines of legs stretching boldly from the mini-china dresses, the countless crowds of Thigh-sans rising everywhere to form a whole thigh world are something else entirely, or rather I don’t know where to look, or rather, it’s kind of a waste trying to look directly at a hundred thighs instead of trying to experience them as a whole, or rather they won’t slip from my sight even for a second, being permanently archived into my brain, and this outrageous Great Thigh Forest where Thigh-sans sprout up one after another is a danger zone even more perilous than the Evil Forest, with those mini qipao girls behaving so outrageously!
「Since we had the chance, we all tried wearing them」
「Do they suit us? How is it? How is it?」
「Wow, from getting all hyped up over the nun outfits, to china dresses today?」
They are saying something, but there are thighs, no thighs aren’t saying a thing, only being nice and soft, but there are thighs.『Just like fish can’t see the water, people can’t see the air, there is nothing in Highschool Boy eyes but thighs! Or rather, is it okay to stare so much?!』is a proverb expressing how Highschool Boys can’t see anything aside from thighs, and thus it can’t really be helped, it has to be the case! That’s what I decided to think!
「Qipao welcome as thanks for nun habits? Look, we bought meat buns at the stall, here, have some.」
「We have gyoza too, and fried rice as well! Let’s eat together?」
「Aren’t you happy? Having a succulent chinese meal while surrounded by highschool girls in mini china dresses?」
This wasn’t some mere『feast for the eyes』 or 『treat for the soul』. No, there was nothing but thighs in front of me. Not just a visual pleasure, a visual ecstasy, practically poison to the eyes, and I was staring at it without blinking. It wasn’t just that I couldn’t look away, there were thighs in every direction. It felt like a divine trial was being inflicted upon a Highschool Boy brimming with morning frustration. If this really was a trial from God, that old fart deserves a good beating!
「Haruka-sama. The Theocracy is far too dangerous. Especially if you accompany us, who knows what might happen? Pres-sama and everyone’s kindness alone is more than enough for us. If you would only refrain from launching an indiscriminate assault on the Theocracy, we will take care of the rest, so couldn’t you please help us stop them?」
Yeah, as expected, the mature Sister Girls’ plump, soft thighs were in a category of their own, something else entirely. Still, isn’t it kind of strange for those religious types to be opposed to indiscriminate attacks, only to suggest discriminatory targeted ones instead? For the church striving toward a world of equality and non-discrimination, surely indiscriminate saturation attacks are more aligned with their doctrine. And yet, apparently, that’s not allowed. Religious values sure are complicated.
「When you say 『help us stop them』 have you forgotten that none of my suggestions have ever been taken seriously, or even discussed? My proposal acceptance rate has transcended transparency and entered the realm of passive-resistance nonexistence. Even if I sing them, dance them, or turn them into full operas, no one would listen. If my words even slightly reached people’s hearts, there wouldn’t be 『one more set』 every night. Also, I get that the Theocracy might be dangerous, but back in our world, it was widely accepted that nothing is more dangerous than a high school girl. So instead of worrying about Theocracy you shouldn’t be worried about those thighs~. Seriously, that thickness is a menace?」
In the end, being kind to strangers is one thing, but betting one’s life for them is a different matter. What the girls were truly worried about was the Sister Girl and her group. They simply didn’t want to abandon them. There was no deeper, complicated reasoning, just a refusal to let a tragedy befall the Sister Girl and others. They simply couldn’t stand by and do nothing.
「「「Arianna-san! We already decided, so it’s no use!」」」
Well, there is still time left to prepare. It’s still unclear who will move and act and how, and it’s not like I can see the future. Things may get worse, but improvement seems unlikely. Still, it doesn’t matter how favorably or unfavorably things will develop on their side, we’ll just do our own thing. Whether they extend a hand with a smile or a sword with a threat, that’s their choice. But we’ve got our own options too, like digging a pit at their feet and filling it with disgusting bugs. And if they come, we can bury them. If they don’t come, we’ll go bury them. Even back in the capital, people said burying the Middle-Aged Man was the solution to everything, so I’m sure that’ll settle things here too. I just hope the Theocracy’s underground isn’t already full of mole people or something?
Now, with the Idiots in the capital, the Geeks in the Beastmen Country, and the Girls heading to the Theocracy, the Frontier will have no fighting force left. Which means, I’m stuck here. The biggest issue is that the Church had managed to capture Dancing Girl-san… That means there’s a high probability they possess something capable of suppressing a Dungeon Emperor. Considering the worst case scenario, then either they have a means of controlling the Darkness, or they’re hiding Dungeon Emperor-class combat power. If so, then we can’t afford to deploy the three Dungeon Emperors. But Armored Pres-san, Dancing Girl-san, and Slime-san really hate the idea of me going off on my own. I guess the war affair didn’t go to their liking? They were super mad afterwards?
It would be great if nothing happens until the Geeks and Idiots return, but there is the problem of the Beastmen Country that has to be resolved first too. The Confederation is also busy creeping around with some intrigue and political maneuvering, so they are bound to make a contact soon enough. Good grief, even though our top priority right now is establishing peace in the Frontier and stability in the Kingdom’s internal affairs, but everyone around does their best to complicate things.
There are many things to be considered, and a mountain of things to do. But I have money to make during the day, and tons of stuff to do during the night! Yes, I’m veery busy! As a result, I lack sleep, but despite that, I was so busy last night that I didn’t get to even think about it, with all those snakes and sexy nun habits!
If only everyone were as busy doing lewd stuff instead of bad stuff the world would’ve been so much more peaceful.

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