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Chapter 275 part 2

Chapter 275: A vile assassin out for Affection Rating-san, disguised as a perfect interjection! Part 2

Looks like the nobles are finishing themselves on their own. Selling heirloom weapons and equipment they are buying jewelry and dresses. They no longer have the pride nor ability of military families. In this case, it only leaves one question – do they have enough wisdom and intelligence to survive as civil officials? If they don’t, they are going to die destitute… The orphans survived. Helping each other, the orphans managed to keep their lives. So they can do the same, if they can’t, they are free to die.

I thought that I’d show them hell, going around and bullying them, but it seems a lukewarm hell of their own design is about to begin, so I might as well simply observe it and have a laugh. And if they do their best and manage to crawl back from there, I can just push them into a real hell, allowing them to experience unlimited tours through hell. First, comes the tour through the misery that the orphans went through.

Moreover, because of them the girls obtained three new morning stars, the sermons are bound to power up! As I thought, the nobles are the worst! Unforgivable!

Well, the Noble District is going to go through hell today as well. With quite a few becoming bedridden from paralyzing fish traps, there will be a follow-up psychological attack in the form of 『Nightmare』, 『Hallucination』, 『Phantom Pain』, 『Confusion』, and 『Upheaval』from the Librarian and company. With『Ripple Necklace』it’s impossible to resists, so they are going to spend the entire night going through a living hell. But it seems that hell is coming for me too! Looks like today is the day for the Librarian and the Art Club Girl’s bras… It’s scary, you know? I mean, she is wearing a T-back?

「Everyday bra, a T-back, and hip-up shorts, please. T-back is very comfortable for daily life and combat, but I don’t want sagging, so please go with a hip-up for bedtime ones. Go with butterfly pattern for lace.」

This. The very moment she came in. Moreover, a highschool girl wearing a butterfly lace thong… I just might make it!

「So T-back is more comfortable, huh… Wait, could you not strip before I cover my eyes? I mean, the person on blindfold duty is absent today, you know? Also, it might be comfortable t-back for you, but fighting knowing that you are wearing a t-back yet pretending that I don’t care while having pure and innocent highschool boy-like feelings swelling up at the same time is very not comfortable! So please go with hip-up shorts for everyday wear? Stop stripping already!」

Why are they starting to underdress as soon as they step into the room? Why are they stripping all of a sudden even though there is no blindfold yet? Is this enough reason to suspect them to be perverts?

「If you’d seriously wanted to look, then even with your eyes covered you could still see with 『Rajingan』, right? Hiding anything is pointless before those eyes, so undressing doesn’t change anything, does it? Not even mentioning that you have to take measurements.」

「Not looking when you want to is really tough, the instincts are writhing in pain, screaming 『OH! NO!』 but enduring in spite of that, so please, don’t strip? Even more so, since you are wearing a T-back, there is a heaping cupful of danger, 「And inside the bra?」, yes, and inside the bra there is a cupful of ti… DON”T MAKE ME SAY IT! What is this? Are you an assassin who is trying to finish off my Affection Rating-san by casually bringing up the topic? Affection Rating-san almost took a fatal blow right now? What sort of interjection is this? The timing was so perfect that I went along without thinking!」

As I thought, she is dangerous! And since without Armored Pres-san and Slime-san around the mood is weirdly tense. I mean, two highschool girls are taking off their clothes in the room with a highschool boy? Yeah, it’s beginning to smell like a crime. And one of those girls is wearing a thong, it was a crime! It’s too illegal, the premise is suspicious by itself, but with a t-back it’s completely out! It would be quite challenging to argue an innocent verdict out of this? Looks like I was placed into an overwhelmingly unfavorable situation!

「Erhm, leaving the thong pervert girl aside, the Art Club Girl is fine with normal ones, right? D-Don’t tell! A secret agency already established a plan for all of the culture clubs to go with the same matching thongs?! Thong Safekeepality Project? [1] So that’s why no one would answer 『Yeah』 when I ask 『Did we get it?』? But since I’m going through the trouble of making them, don’t just store them and properly wear them instead?」

「Please make ordinary ones, but if you could also make some t-back, for safekeeping sake, it would be nice too? The numbers are overwhelmingly insufficient! The situation around the spare underwear during the laundry is critical, with the timing of washing bras being the biggest pending question and maidens’ secret during girls-only gatherings.」

Can’t you just do with several pairs of the same thing? They also have a sports bra, and can use magic to dry clothes? In the first place, it doesn’t even rain that often?

「Come on, you are going to make it anyway, so instead of wasting time on meaninglessly covering your eyes, focus on the work. I’m sure you could make a T-back or two in the time you make that blindfold? Rather, if you use that t-back to cover your eyes you can kill two birds with one stone.」

「If a highschool boy used a thong as a blindfold then the moment a stone was cast both me and my Affection Rating-san would both make an unsurvivable fall! Moreover, t-back doesn’t even have enough cloth coverage to serve as a blindfold! What are you even going to do with a t-back that a highschool boy wore on his head in the first place? Wouldn’t that actually make it useless? Wouldn’t that be killing 「Wear it, obviously?」 the purpose? Ah, if you are going to wear it then it might not be useless… Wait, you would wear it?!」

While endlessly retorting I make measurements, corrections, and adjustments. But I didn’t expect this. Culture Clubs Girls are all rounders with middle-guard jobs, leaning towards rear guard, thus, wearing robes during combat, and even their casual attires are very proper, often including jackets or other outer garments, so they weren’t standing out that much, but it seems they actually belonged to the Big group. They aren’t moving that much compared to others, so their turn ended up being pushed back, but it looks like they definitely could’ve made it into the very top. Moreover, the Braids Girl is still waiting! Culture club girls are not to be underestimated.

However, strangely, having lewd conversations actually makes the entire situation less lewd? I’m getting tired of retorting, but the work is progressing smoothly.

「How is it? Try moving around and tell me if there is any discomfort? Report any rubbing or slipping? Like, there are 「Nip slips too」, not! I adjusted everything to avoid that, why would there be any! In the first place, why would highschool girls seek nip slips from a bra that a highschool boy diligently made! Why do you keep interjecting with such perfect timing? Also, it’s still in the adjustment stage, so actually be careful about anything slipping out!」

Good grief, even though the final result depends on this. They have to move around to produce the required data, an extremely important step, especially for the combat jobs?

「If you need to add adjustments, then why not rub them to confirm everything yourself? Initial M?」

「That is so outrageous that it will make even Marie-san come drifting through the mountain roads, shouting 「I never said that!」! Actually, if she really had said that, Marie-san would’ve been treated like a nympho, greatly changing the course of world history, and turning every boy into a French history buff, bringing great popularity to French history lectures and sparking exam wars! Rose of Versailles [2] would’ve definitely gotten R18 rating!」

I’m tired. That’s why I can’t deal with the Librarian. But things finally became quiet.

Yea, looks like she didn’t have the leisure of chatting during measurements for the bottoms… Both of them are bright red by now?

I mean, measurements even for normal shorts lead to quietly spasming on the floor, so measurements for a t-back can easily be called too dangerous of a dare. But tonight, since Armored Pres-san is not around, it makes my highschool boy self very much want to dare new provocative and daring challenges? What do we do? The times like this make me wonder where the still unseen frontiers of my soul (nightlife establishments) are?

And also, how am I going to carry these two? With no one around, this silence is pretty painful, you know?

Yeah… It’s so silent that I almost began hearing notes of nocturne melody!