The Otherworld Conquest Method of a Reincarnated Porter Chapter 169 Part 1
Having No Choice but To Go Further South
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
「Fugo~, fugo~…」
「…..」
Like, seriously, give me a break already.
This Nartesia, she’s sleeping in the shape of 大 in the middle of the king-sized bed, and I’ve been pushed into the corner. Her upper arm, which is the size of a normal woman’s thighs, is resting on my face, so I couldn’t get a good sleep all night.
I move away her big upper arm, get up on my own, and get ready to leave. I have to quickly leave this town and find Artemia.
「Fugo~, fugo~…」
Damn it, this Nartesia, for her to occupy my bed as if she owns the place. How much does she think this room costs? That’s right, to get my money’s worth, I guess I’ll have a quick shot in the morning.
I open my mouth wide and fondle the huge breasts of the snoring Nartesia.
「Kuh.」
Seeing Nartesia’s double chin, unwanted hair, and obscene nipples illuminated by the morning sun, my little boy can’t help but lose interest. However, I have this. Here I go, body manipulation! I can see it, it’s Princess Artemia.
Amm, chuu, lick. I relentlessly attack Artemia’s nipples. Good grief, the princess has such lewd nipples, huh. Alright, I’m ready to put in.
「Fugo~, fugo~, ahn, hyaan, Segodon…」
Under my tongue techniques, Nartesia, no, Artemia, begins to feel it as she sleeps. She seems to be calling out the name of the man she used to be with while dreaming, but I’ll make her feel good just like this.
I hold the heavy thighs of Nartesia, who is lying sprawled out and snoring, and penetrate her in one go in the missionary position. Oh, it feels as good as ever.
「Haa, haa, it feels so good, big sis Artemia.」
「Haan, ahn, huh, Sei?! Geez, for you to go at it so early in the morning, what a hopeless boy you are. Very well, I, your princess and your big sis, will take it. Cum as much as you want.」
「Alright, here I go, get pregnant, Princess Artemia ───!」
「Ahn, very well, ah ─── 」
Shooting off a large amount of semen inside Nartersia’s, I mean Artermia’s, vagina, I’m able to completely satisfy myself early in the morning. If it were the real Artemia, I would be able to ejaculate inside her vagina as much as I wanted every day. Alright, let’s get going at once.
「Phew, that felt great, Sei. Now, let’s go.」
Wha? Huh, disaster?
Not good, for some unknown reason, it feels as if we’ve become traveling companions. No, no, no, we aren’t, aright? My relationship with you is just a momentary, one-night stand, alright?
「First, let’s have breakfast. This is a high-class inn, so I’m looking forward to it~. Ufufu, you must be very rich, Sei.」
「Hahaha, not really, I only chose it because I couldn’t find any other inns, I’m actually broke, you see.」
Please, I’m a good-for-nothing. Please don’t say you’ll come with me.
As I get swept by Nartesia’s pace and have breakfast with her, I rack my brain looking for a way to part ways with this thick-bodied woman. As expected, I don’t feel good about forcefully parting ways with her after doing everything that can be done with her. Is there a way to part ways with her peacefully?
「Burp, phew, thanks for the meal. Where are you headed to next, Sei?」
「Ah, the north…」
Yes, I’m going to go back the way I came yesterday and head north. Without fail, I must find Artemia and have impregnation sex with her.
「Huh, the north?! It’s not a coincidence. You see, due to some circumstances, I want to get away from Count Westdale’s territory in the south, so I’m heading north. Ufufu, I wonder if this is what they call fate.」
Huh?! Don’t joke with me. I have no intention of going with this woman no matter what. How should I put it, I have a bad feeling about it. If we go traveling together like this, I get the feeling that I’ll be stuck with her forever. Damn it, for now, I guess I’ll head to the Westdale territory, which this woman doesn’t want to go to.
「Ah, no, that’s not it. The north is where I came from, and I’m on my way to the Westdale territory in the south. What do you say, want to go south with me, Nartesia?」
Please, refuse.
「…I’m sorry. I don’t want to go south. There are various circumstances, you see… Ugh, sniff… Do you want to know about it?」
No, I don’t want to know about it.
At any rate, it looks like if I said I was heading south, I would be able to part ways with this woman, but what should I do? Since I have to head north.
After finishing our breakfast, we leave the inn. Damn it, at this rate, I would end up heading south for real. What to do, what should I do?
「Sei, I have a feeling I’ll meet you again somewhere. Until then, we’ll have to part ways temporarily.」
「Y, yeah. Nartesia, I’m glad I met a woman like you.」
It seems this town has only two exits, north and south. What’s more, the highway is a straight path, so it’ll be very difficult to outmaneuver Nartesia and head north. D, damn it, what should I do, should I just head north with Nartesia? No, if I head north at her pace, it will take too long. Moreover, even if I were to outmaneuver Nartesia and head north, we’re going in the same direction, so I might end up running into her somewhere. What to do, what should I do?
「Sigh, whatever.」
Somehow, I’m losing my motivation, and strength is leaving my body. Even if I go back the way I came, there’s no guarantee that I will be able to meet Artemia. Until the new year, when I need to go to pick up Niinya, it might not be a bad idea to go to new places I’ve never seen before in the south.
Despondent, I have no choice but to head south.
「Oh, is that, the Tower Labyrinth?」
As I continue to run south, I see a tower in the distance. Let’s see, it might not be a bad idea to try conquering that tower as my short-term goal. The sun is starting to set, so for today, let’s spend the night in a nearby town and head there tomorrow.
I decide to spend the night in a post town I see along the highway.
「Oh, it’s small, but they have an Adventurer’s Association, huh. Let’s stop by there for a bit.」
As I enter the town, I catch sight of the Adventurer’s Association. Let’s ask them about the location of the inn and information about the tower. They probably have a porter’s union as well, so I guess I’ll stop by there.
「Excuse me.」
「Yes, oh my, are you a newcomer?」
At the Adventurer’s Association, a middle-aged receptionist attends to me. She’s friendly, so I guess I’ll give her a nice tip.
I put a small silver coin on the desk and ask for some information.
「Please tell me about this area. Also, the tower you can see to the south is a labyrinth, right?」
「Oh my, you don’t know about the Stone Tower Labyrinth? Hmm, you’re a wandering adventurer, I suppose. Very well, I’ll tell you about it.」
The middle-aged receptionist puts the small silver coin in her breast pocket. If I get any good information, I’ll give her some more.
「First of all, around here, there’s a forest that stretches to the west, right? Most of the adventurers who come here have their eyes on the materials of the flame-skinned wolves that appear there. You can get their skin that, although doesn’t have much defensive power, provides resistance to fire magic.」
「Does the flame-skinned wolves’ skin sell for a high price?」
「Yes, you can ask the person in charge of the trading center for more details. Also, I’ve received a tip, so let me give you a word of advice: if you want to go to the western forest, I recommend that you check the monster distribution map first. We’ll charge you two small silver coins, though.」
「I see, I’ll keep it in mind. By the way, do the adventurers not go east?」
「By east, you mean the demonic dragon mountain range? You must be kidding, around here, there are no adventurers who would go to such a dangerous place.」
I see, if they’re not going to a dangerous area, the level of the adventurers must not be that high. I have no reason to go to the western forest, so I guess I’ll stay here for one night only.
「Next, please tell me about that tower you can see up ahead.」
「Yes, it’s the stone tower labyrinth in the labyrinth city of Tabrowa in Count Westdale’s territory. Many adventurers use Tabrowa as their base of operations. I heard that it’s a labyrinth where you can get iron materials.」
Iron materials, eh? Not red iron, black iron, or mithril, but iron? That labyrinth might not amount to much either, but let’s try challenging that tower labyrinth or whatever once.

Oh no, our protagonist is the butt end of the joke these last few episodes. This is worse than the dildo incident when he was travelling via carriage.