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Nanana’s Buried Treasure Volume 4 Extra Story 1.1.1.3

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“TRANSLATOR:Foxsunes/EDITOR TheNix”

 I was surprised again. What I was surprised at was that Nanana-san looked at me like she was looking at a piece of trash when I was trying to stare at the side boob of the older drunk lady lying over there. She seems super strict when it comes to things like that, but now she is telling me to go to a private bathroom and pee together with a girl. It wasn’t only a high rank quest but was an ultra S level quest and she was telling me to do it like it was nothing.

  What even is this? …Maybe, it’s… Well I can’t think of any other explanation. I have lost my memory so I don’t know but maybe it is common sense around here. I didn’t know that peeing together with a girl is a norm in this world, and on top of that it was an obvious thing to do in the same room in the same toilet…well, I am experiencing amnesia anyway so it is natural for me to not know. It made me excited when I thought about what other extreme things are normal in this world that I forgot about. 

  While I was thinking about that, D’arc-san pulled my hand and took me inside the bathroom. As I had expected, there was only one toilet and there was only enough room for us to stand together. So, now the problem lies in how we were going to do the thing we are supposed to do. I don’t know what to do after this due to my amnesia. This is a grave matter. This is analogous to not knowing table manners. For example various dishes are being served one after another in front of me while I sit on my chair in front of the table. I need to eat them properly using the multiple forks and knives in front of me. But I can’t eat those dishes properly if I don’t know table manners. It might be possible to do as I please, but it would be boorish to do in a place where manners are important… No, it would be disrespectful. It is a given that the people around me would give me dirty looks. So knowing that is the least of the manners and you need to be taught if you want to eat in a place like that. 

  What should I do? I don’t know how to pee together with a girl in a private bathroom. Frankly, it is making me panic. I don’t know what to do. Even if I just do as I please, paying no mind to manners, I can’t imagine how bad that would turn out for me. 

  But seriously, what the hell should I do? Should I leave this to D’arc-san? No, I am a man no matter what the situation. I may not want to lead a girl but I don’t want to be led by a girl. No. Actually I do have a strong desire to be led by a slightly older woman in glasses in a different way, but that’s that and this is this. 

  I unconsciously bit my lip. I felt frustrated at how useless I was. Contrary to a while ago, I felt frustrated at myself having lost my memories. 

 「Hey, what should we do now?」

  The one who asked and was looking up at me was obviously D’arc-san. 

 「Wa.. what do you mean ‘what we should do’?」

「Things are going to be bad if we keep going on like this.」

 「You are right. We should do something…」

  We should start with the position first. But what kind of acrobatic position do we need to be in to hit the mark together? The anxiety kept increasing due to the answer I didn’t have. 

 「We need to do something about this.」

 「Y..you are right but…」

  What should I do? What do I need to do?

 「Jyugo-kun, what do you think? Should we think of a different method?」

 「Di..different method?! Something more extreme than this!? …No. It’s not possible. It’s impossible! I am having a hard time even accepting this situation so if you are asking for me to do something more then it’s not gonna happen!」

  I reflexively waved the white flag. Like seriously, it’s impossible. I complained in my head while tearing up. 

 「You’re right, I think it’s better not to do anything more than this.」

  D’arc nodded with a serious expression. 

  D’arc-san started fidgeting after that. 

 「Hey, Jyugo-kun. Well, I’m sorry but. I really want to do now it so…」

 「Wha, what do you want to do?」

 「Well…pee…」

  Well yeah, we are here to pee together…Huh? So does she want me to do something? No I can’t do it! I really can’t! Please have mercy on me! I cowered once and all I could do now was tremble. I lost my will to fight. 「God, please help me.」I turned into a weak creature who could only plead like that. 

  I don’t know if my such plea reached God or not but a miracle occurred at this moment. 

D’arc-san placed her hands on my shoulders and made my body turn a hundred and eighty degrees. 

 「It, it’s embarrassing so look that way.」

  I rejoiced inside when she said that. Well, it’s obvious. Like honestly, peeing together with a girl is impossible. And doing it in one toilet is something that cannot be real. Like think about it, pee won’t possibly come out if someone from opposite sex is in the same room as…

  Loud peeing noises started behind me.

  Huh, for real!?

  I was scared by the sounds that resonated in the room. Like I’d obviously be scared, since something I thought I could never do was done by the girl behind me as if it was nothing. I was so surprised that I turned back and glanced at what was behind me. Then I was surprised furthermore. ‘Why’, you ask? It’s because D’arc-san’s back was behind me. Wha, what is this situation? Wait, calm down! Calm down and get the hold of the situation! I was standing with my back turned to D’arc-san who said she was going to pee. So, there was the washroom door in front of my eyes. And was surprised at the familiar sound of pee and I turned back. What is the right thing that I should be seeing in this kind of a situation?

  That was seeing D’arc san sitting on the toilet facing me. And then her eyes were going to meet mine and she should have held down her skirt with a red face and we would have exchanged lighthearted conversation such as, 「Jyugo-kun, you pervert!」「Well, sorry about this.」

Yes, that was how things should have been according to the logic that governs things in this world. It should have been an unshaken truth. But in reality, things were different. There was D’arc-san’s back in the sight that was ahead of me when I turned back. And I can still hear the sound of pee against the water inside the toilet. I gulped due to the surprising scenario. 

  She… she is peeing while standing!

  Yes, D’arc-san was peeing while standing. She had both her hands at the front and it was evident from her skirt that the front part was being lifted up. I was baffled with her bold posture from behind. I had taken for granted for my entire life that standing up and peeing was the privilege only meant for men.  It seems like my knowledge about it was unfounded. It was a surprising fact to find out about, but along with that surprise came another emotion. It was a noble thing known as the inquisitive nature… Well, no amount of right words would sound cool, so I will say it clearly. 

  How do girls pee while standing? Yeah, it made me really want to see what was on the other side of D’arc-san. Even to this day, I…I don’t know that well about what it is like under a girl’s panties but I had been thinking that girls had to sit down to pee.

  But reality was different. It seems like they don’t need to sit down but can do it standing up with their legs apart. But how are they doing it? It’s something that is making me really curious. Obviously, I do understand that it is a really indecent thing to do. Since I am trying to see how a girl is peeing. It is nothing apart from a perverted act, in fact it is a crime. If a person does something like that then it is definitely appropriate for him to just die.

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