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Over the Infinite Chapter 15 Part 3

Staff「Do you have any girls you would like to specify? If not you can choose from the girls who are currently waiting from the third page of the menu.」

Tsuna「Um, it’s my first time so I’ll choose from the menu.」

Staff「Thank you. Now we will borrow your card for a short time. It will take about ten minutes to register so please choose your service during this wait.」

Tsuna「Oh, I have a coupon, can I use this?」

I passed him the Werner coupon.

Staff「Yes. With this coupon you can choose the Werner marked services on the menu as well. I will leave for now. 」

God Werner is so impressive. What’s he doing making his own services on the menu! My respect for the vampire just keeps increasing with no limit. I’d trust him with everything. I’d even let him suck my blood.
Whilst waiting, I looked through the menu. The first and second page is the table of contents, and a menu of girls from the third to fifteenth. Then from fifteenth to twentieth there was the description for the types of services. The optional ones too.

However, further from there I couldn’t turn to the next page due to some mysterious force. I wonder if it’s magic? If so, it’s totally unnecessary technology. Shit, why would the try to hide the services so seriously. Now I’m going to fantasise what levels of services are written here. Such a clever and cruel thing to do.

Oh well, for now I’ll choose from what is available. Doing what you can with all you’ve got. That’s all that matters.

I was thinking Werner’s recommendation Nina-chan was cute but it seems that she already has a customer now. Her picture is in grey and says she has a customer now on it. The menu is made of paper but the information in it seems to be live. It’s a shame I can’t meet Nina-chan, but all the other available girls look cute too. Honestly whoever I choose I think I’ll be satisfied. Th, then, shall I choose this Alice-chan who’s nearest to the start. Next time I can just choose someone else. Having said that I might become really into her? Such a player.

As for the service, the coupon seems to give me additional time automatically. The service I was looking forward to the most, which was adding another girl, was unfortunately not what the coupon can provide. Even in G rank you can add up to two, but I wonder what kind of night you can have with three girls. No, I can’t do it. I can’t choose an expensive service over coming here again. For tonight I can only allow myself an experience with Alice-chan. What am I saying referring to Alice-chan like that, she looks so good.

The other services were all quite a shocking line up. Sadly I can only choose one option other than additional time, but these concepts are very surprising. I wonder who came up with such crazy options. The guy who came up with this must be crazy. I want to be friends with them.

… However, however. For some reason, some sort of unexplainable force is not allowing me to explain what exactly these options are in detail. [1. TL Note: Because this novel has an age limit.] There’s nothing I can do about it, sorry guys. I don’t even know who I’m apologising to, but I’ve got to choose the best service ever out of this menu.

Considering the money I have now, the price needed for next time, the choices available, I’ve got to use all the brain I have and come up with the best I can perform now. It’s alright, I can do it. I’ll do anything for it.
Then, after a few minutes when I came up with the best programme for options, the staff came back. I thought my brain would overload and burn, but this is all I can do. Next time I will promise to be at a new stage.
Now then, time for the actual service.

-4-

(Adventurer PT Big Typhoon Party Chat)

Yoshio: Have you calculated our net income for this time?
Marco: Not yet
Marco: Glaring at the ledger now
Marco: It wasn’t as negative as last time tho. We did use many items but it was profitable.
Yoshio: Ye we did also win a lot of material.
Marco: The magic ore we found on the ground was great too. That alone might be worth more than what we gained last time.
Yoshio: How much
Marco: Look at the auction. It’s already quite expensive right now.
Yoshio: Oh ho! What is this even? Looking at stuff like this makes you want the skill ((mining))
Yoshio: They’re living in a different world to us
Marco: They sacrifice fighting skills instead tho. Don’t become a (Miner) out of the blue, our power balance will call apart
Yoshio: Nah I won’t. But it’s still impressive. If a magic ore gives us this much I can’t imagine how much money circulates for them.
Marco: the world of blacksmiths seems to be insane. I asked a guy I know about it but I genuinely don’t know what he said.

(Toby entered the chat)

Toby: mornin
Yoshio: it’s not “mornin” it’s night. Midnight.
Toby: To my body it’s morning. So I’m still full of energy.
Marco: after exploring? That’s impressive ngl. By any chance, today too?
Toby: Yep, Milk Pudding.
Yoshio: god are you using all of your income there
Toby: not really, just 80%
Marco: doing accounting for you makes me feel stupid
Toby: What, you know Nina-chan is cute. She already had a customer today tho
Yoshio: Nina-chan is cute. And cuteness is always justice.
Toby: right? The customer seemed to have entered just a bit before me so I should’ve come a little earlier.
Marco: how many times have you been this month
Toby: 5 I think
Yoshio: you know what, I respect your passion
Toby: huh?
Marco: what?
Marco: oi
Yoshio: something happened?
Toby: sorry I just saw some guy I’ve seen before
Yoshio: don’t really want to imagine meeting an acquaintance in a brothel
Toby: not an acquaintance, isn’t that
Toby: That rookie?
Yoshio: What rookie?
Marco: you know someone that’s a newbie?
Toby: no no, the one that’s famous on internet forums
Yoshio: the fastest trial completer?
Toby: Yeah. The bigger one is here.
Marco: That’s an oddball. Going to a brothel already.
Toby: I have hope for him. He’ll become a star someday. I Want to be friends with him.
Yoshio: you’re quite loose headed when it comes to sex
Marco: Anyway, what’s he like, this rookie.
Toby: It’s kinda cool. He just seems different to others. Looks like he’s used to going to brothels? He looks like people call him the old master of this place
Yoshio: what kinda rookie is that supposed to be
Marco: He came from outside right? Then it’s not surprising if he’s used to places like that.
Toby: He just appears so dignified. Like so used to playing around with women? The way he gave his card to the staff was like a regular customer already.
Toby: when it was my first time here i was shaking like a fawn (´・ω・｀)
Yoshio: maybe he’s been playing around a lot outside too
Marco: this promising newbie sounds like he’s quite a guy. He’s not like any of the others
Toby: He’s a rookie so he shouldn’t have as many choices of girls, but those eyes are the eyes of a man who will go through all the girls left right and centre!
Yoshio: what kinda eyes do you mean lol
Toby: Nah seriously, he just looked at all the girls only to choose the first one. He’s probably gonna try out one by one!
Marco: So you reckon he’ll be a regular customer like you?
Toby: Nah, I think he’s at the next level. If his rank allowed him he would’ve done everything at once! He’s choosing options now
Yoshio: he’s paying for options too on his first time lol
Marco: the hell is this guy. If he’s a newbie he’s probably completing the ten floors from the Infinite Corridors right?
Toby: He must’ve finished ten floors already and came straight here. I feel that kinda vibe.
Yoshio: what kinda vibe is that
Toby: he’s probably here to calm down his inner monster that fighting in ten floors wasn’t a match for
Toby: huh?
Yoshio: what
Yoshio: oi
Toby: lakdndbannxkak
Marco: what?
Toby: It’s so funny it’s so so funny. Can’t believe it! He’s been told no cuz of his age lmaoo
Yoshio: what skjdnd
Marco: oh yeah, he’s still 15 of course he can’t get in lol
Toby: what should I do I just got a pic of him when he got told no
Yoshio: That is actually insane. What are the chances of you being there to see this critical moment